💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Joggin Noggin]

Nick claiming to have been #MeToo'd

Is Nick retarded and doesn't understand, even after the entire Vic saga, what being MeToo'd means? It's not "Someone said I made a coverstory for cheating on my wife". It's "someone is falsely accusing me of sexual assault." Jesus fuck, I feel my IQ actively declining

 

[feral cat #6385]

They've got to get past Drunken Daddy Nick, whose wife's vagina has been ruined through childbirth.

All it takes is one drunken night, when he feels like something that's a bit tighter than the old wallpaper hanger's bucket. One poor kid, starved of daddy's attention, insecure about how attractive they are to the opposite sex, thinking that their drunken daddy is a safe place to test out their flirting skills.

Before you know it, there's another family secret that can never, ever be spoken of again.

Sounds like A Serbian Film. Drexel violently sodomizing lady rackets while nick does the same to his youngest. Balldoed by daddy. A Locals exclusive.

This sounds like the set up for Saw 7: the BDSM edition.

After a Minnesota-based lawyer, his wife and their bull start dabbling in swinging, they travel to Hedonism II, where they deploy the Balldo on an unusual stranger -- a beautiful Brazilian woman who suggests that they might take their swinging to the next level.

She manages the ultimate in BDSM swinging locations. Set in an anonymous location in the depths of Brazil, they only cater to the wealthiest and best looking swingers. Consequently, you won't find them in any advertisements, or even on the dark web. The only way to access the venue is by sending a text message to a cellphone number.

High on MDMA and whiskey, the lawyer and his party can't wait to see what Illusion Motel has in store for them. But then they arrive at the hotel and find that safewords no longer keep anybody safe.

In the jungle, no one can hear you scream.

No that would be Hostel. Who would be the one to burn the bug-eyed bitch's face off with a blowtorch?

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

It’s called “down low” and Drex is the stereotype of it.

The funny thing is Nick fits the vast majority of these signs as well….all too much.

 

[Pomniman]

It’s called “down low” and Drex is the stereotype of it.

Gayniggers From Outer Space was a documentary.

 

[dustnight]

These are odd comments from Rekieta.

No different than posting them to your public Twitter account or whatever, the pictures were posted publicly on Locals for everyone to see, save, or discuss.

Such as these pictures posted to Locals which I haven't seen discussed here. I apologize if I missed them being posted, but I think they may have flew under the radar at a time when people didn't fully understand what was being sent to the Locals chat.

When you examine the first three photos in particular please remember that the husband of the person who posted them on a public platform is belatedly trying to change his Locals' reputation by starting a podcast about his views about the Bible or whatever.

1. Toe sucking
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2. Handprint
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3. LOTR reference - shorts with "SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER" on the rear
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4. Kayla and Drex
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Imagine doing the laundry one day and finding those red shorts laying between the clothes thinking to yourself "boy is she gonna be in big trouble when I tell mom about this! "

 

[Procrastinhater]

I used to think Rackets would drown in his hot tub one night. One of his kids wakes up around 10am for "home" school, and suddenly, bloated, floating dead dad.

Now it's a tossup between fentanyl laced something, wrapping his car around a deer/light pole/18 wheeler, or hot tub.

How about swerving across the road to avoid a deer while drunk and high on fentanyl, which results in him getting clipped by an 18 wheeler, launching the Balldo Mobile through the side of his house so he lands upside down and drowns in his hot tub?
You gotta think big, is what my Uncle Steve always used to say.

 

[Swole McPole]

Sounds like A Serbian Film. Drexel violently sodomizing lady rackets while nick does the same to his youngest. Balldoed by daddy. A Locals exclusive.

I was saying earlier on in the thread how Hostel was the only horror movie I've watched in the last 20 years. (I confused it with Saw, which I've never seen.)

I did try and watch A Serbian Film. Couldn't do it. I'm more of a South Korean rom-com guy, where they get to hold hands after 90 mins and finally kiss just before the two hour mark and then the wedding happens.

 

[MudPeople]

These are odd comments from Rekieta.

No different than posting them to your public Twitter account or whatever, the pictures were posted publicly on Locals for everyone to see, save, or discuss.

Such as these pictures posted to Locals which I haven't seen discussed here. I apologize if I missed them being posted, but I think they may have flew under the radar at a time when people didn't fully understand what was being sent to the Locals chat.

When you examine the first three photos in particular please remember that the husband of the person who posted them on a public platform is belatedly trying to change his Locals' reputation by starting a podcast about his views about the Bible or whatever.

1. Toe sucking
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2. Handprint
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3. LOTR reference - shorts with "SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER" on the rear
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4. Kayla and Drex
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Photo 1
First a microphone now..No! Don't put that in your mouth.
Rekieta's kids, your dad is a weirdo.

Photo 2
I really thought she was wearing a long dress and thought that was a nice photo.

Photo 3
No thank you maam

Photo 4
She looks younger here, if it's recent then the expression looks much better than her normal face.
Drex behind her with that face makes it too easy to make jokes about them.

Twitch watch party tonight - Snakes on a Plane... Nick's arm is twitching a lot on twitch

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This is what irritates me most about Drex. Why is he always on the phone? You'd imagine he'd pay more attention to his bestfriend because they don't see each other much, but no, always texting someone on the phone. Is he getting realtime age update of people's kids?

How about swerving across the road to avoid a deer while drunk and high on fentanyl, which results in him getting clipped by an 18 wheeler, launching the Balldo Mobile through the side of his house so he lands upside down and drowns in his hot tub?
You gotta think big, is what my Uncle Steve always used to say.

I imagine the cops would be called in on Rekieta's autopsy, suspecting he's been tortured and murderd because of the balldo he was wearing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was saying earlier on in the thread how Hostel was the only horror movie I've watched in the last 20 years. (I confused it with Saw, which I've never seen.)

I did try and watch A Serbian Film. Couldn't do it. I'm more of a South Korean rom-com guy, where they get to hold hands after 90 mins and finally kiss just before the two hour mark and then the wedding happens.

A Serbian Film is only shocking because of the vile baby rape scene.
Gore wise its nothing.
Tbh I found Cannibal Holocaust far more disturbing (and an all around better movie) than SAW or Hostel or any of Eli Roths torture porn films, but then the real animal shit on Cannibal Holocaust is enough to turn anyones stomach, especially that fucking Turtle. The lead actor, Robert Kerman, (who played Mr Greenfield in Debbie Does Dallas btw) when he realized the director Deodato was killing real animals for the movie beat the shit out of Deodato and stormed off set, and had to be coaxed back to finish filming after he made it clear he wouldn't be on set for any more animal shit)

 

[Swole McPole]

A Serbian Film is only shocking because of the vile baby rape scene.
Gore wise its nothing.

It's quite possible that I stopped watching because of how dull I thought it was. Horror movies just aren't my thing. I can remember giving it a shot because of all the controversy, I remember not finishing it. Other than that, I remember very little about it.

I've watched some of the grosser Japanese movies -- the Guinea Pig films, for example. They mostly just struck me as dumb. Sion Sono's Cold Fish, OTOH, is one of the best movies I've ever seen. That might count as horrow I suppose?

 

[waffle]

These are things they tell you not to do on literally the first day of law school. Granted, they don't explicitly say "don't show up in casual clothing when communicating with other attorneys," but they do say to present yourself professionally whenever you're in an environment that calls for it and to be careful about your language in regards to other lawyers/judges since you might need to practice with or before them in the future.

If I were running a law office and an opposing attorney showed up in the dad-equivalent of a t shirt and jeans, I'd think much less of them, too. Especially in a place like rural Minnesota where the law practice is probably a lot more conservative than on the West Coast. I really don't know why he wants to die on this hill. It's not that hard to put on slacks and a dress shirt for 5 minutes. The heat allergy defense doesn't work when somebody's paying you a lot of money to represent them in a legal matter that's important to them.

The shorts and polo thing you could get away with here easily, but they need to be the right shorts and the right polo. It's definitely a read the room thing, and Nick is horrible at that.

He should invest in some chinos or single pleat trousers in summer wool or linen.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

The shorts and polo thing you could get away with here easily, but they need to be the right shorts and the right polo. It's definitely a read the room thing, and Nick is horrible at that.

He should invest in some chinos or single pleat trousers in summer wool or linen.

But but but muh heat allergy! Can’t wear pants! Of course alcohol consumption slows the hypothalamus which regulates the bodies temperature, thus making the body hotter….but it’s the pants!

 

[RotPockets]

I was saying earlier on in the thread how Hostel was the only horror movie I've watched in the last 20 years. (I confused it with Saw, which I've never seen.)

I did try and watch A Serbian Film. Couldn't do it. I'm more of a South Korean rom-com guy, where they get to hold hands after 90 mins and finally kiss just before the two hour mark and then the wedding happens.

When is the obligatory car crash?

A Serbian Film is only shocking because of the vile baby rape scene.
Gore wise its nothing.
Tbh I found Cannibal Holocaust far more disturbing (and an all around better movie) than SAW or Hostel or any of Eli Roths torture porn films, but then the real animal shit on Cannibal Holocaust is enough to turn anyones stomach, especially that fucking Turtle. The lead actor, Robert Kerman, (who played Mr Greenfield in Debbie Does Dallas btw) when he realized the director Deodato was killing real animals for the movie beat the shit out of Deodato and stormed off set, and had to be coaxed back to finish filming after he made it clear he wouldn't be on set for any more animal shit)

The director also lead the world to believe the cast was dead, by hiding them from the public until he was forced to show they were still alive.





cannibal-holocaust-director-was-charged-with-murder

the-controversial-horror-movie-cannibal-holocaust-was-so-realistic-that-the-director-was-brought-to-court-to-prove-he-didnt-actually-kill-the-actors

 

[AnOminous]

Look, I think Drex is a retard and Nick is an old sexually weird libertarian (like all middle aged libertarians) but this thread is really tipping into critical levels of mutts law. I can only read so many posts about testosterone filled black men fucking whities wife before I just can't take it anymore.

Unlike all the prison threads though, this is something actually likely to happen.

 

[Strix454]

- Nick is NOT going to church. It is boring when he went to Catholic Mass, and supposedly Protestant services are no better. Instead he is doing something more 'churchy', his homeschool co-op of 150-200 people celebrates the Jewish feasts and they are going to do that instead because it has a better feeling of 'togetherness'. Going to church when you don't want to has shades of fakeness which he does not like becuase everything there seems fake.

LARPing jewish is a thing among certain evangelical christians. The worst of them eliminate christian holidays as un-biblical events. Easter is wrong because your supposed to be celebrating passover. Christmas is wrong because there is no religious reason to celebrate a birthday. And church is generally wrong too because its not jewish. But celebrating or transforming jewish things that these people don't really understand to their own purposes is great.

The worst of them have ideas about magic "jewish blood" and are often obsessed with creating questionable ancestries to prove their "bloodline". Their ideas tend toward the people "of the blood" being natural rulers over the rest of humanity after the second coming. And of course their "blood" makes them superior within their little religious group as well.

These people are generally weird and awful and don't really understand anything about either religion at all. Nick would fit right in with the christian jewish LARP community. And I'm sure all seems so much "real" to him that than "fake" christianity that the churches do.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I know we joke about this, but does anyone really think Drexel would fuck Nick's wife? ...

I don't believe it anymore than I believed it when Ralph started going with that line, but it is a funny joke mostly because they all steadfastly refuse provide evidence to the contrary; for example, Lady Rackets can't make a public playlist without swinger adjacent stuff in it and she wasn't even trying to bait us, that's just the way her playlist creation naturally proceeded.

 

[RotPockets]

LARPing jewish is a thing among certain evangelical christians. The worst of them eliminate christian holidays as un-biblical events. Easter is wrong because your supposed to be celebrating passover. Christmas is wrong because there is no religious reason to celebrate a birthday. And church is generally wrong too because its not jewish. But celebrating or transforming jewish things that these people don't really understand to their own purposes is great.

The worst of them have ideas about magic "jewish blood" and are often obsessed with creating questionable ancestries to prove their "bloodline". Their ideas tend toward the people "of the blood" being natural rulers over the rest of humanity after the second coming. And of course their "blood" makes them superior within their little religious group as well.

These people are generally weird and awful and don't really understand anything about either religion at all. Nick would fit right in with the christian jewish LARP community. And I'm sure all seems so much "real" to him that than "fake" christianity that the churches do.

Don’t follow the Nose.

Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LARPing jewish is a thing among certain evangelical christians. The worst of them eliminate christian holidays as un-biblical events. Easter is wrong because your supposed to be celebrating passover. Christmas is wrong because there is no religious reason to celebrate a birthday. And church is generally wrong too because its not jewish. But celebrating or transforming jewish things that these people don't really understand to their own purposes is great.

The worst of them have ideas about magic "jewish blood" and are often obsessed with creating questionable ancestries to prove their "bloodline". Their ideas tend toward the people "of the blood" being natural rulers over the rest of humanity after the second coming. And of course their "blood" makes them superior within their little religious group as well.

These people are generally weird and awful and don't really understand anything about either religion at all. Nick would fit right in with the christian jewish LARP community. And I'm sure all seems so much "real" to him that than "fake" christianity that the churches do.

If I had to guess, he is just using the veil of religiosity to choose to do something less 'boring' while also performing an alternative and outwardly seeming pious act.

I doubt he is into the Scientology cultist crap.

Never attribute to heresy what can be explained by sloth.

 

[Swole McPole]

When is the obligatory car crash?

I just finished watching Divorce Attorney Shin last night. The inciting incident that causes him to give up classical piano and become a divorce lawyer is when his sister gets mowed down in a car accident caused by her husband's mistress.

It felt like it happened in the first ten minutes, but it may have been later. They showed it numerous times throughout the twelve episodes though.

 

[Not Who You Think]

LARPing jewish is a thing among certain evangelical christians. The worst of them eliminate christian holidays as un-biblical events. Easter is wrong because your supposed to be celebrating passover. Christmas is wrong because there is no religious reason to celebrate a birthday. And church is generally wrong too because its not jewish. But celebrating or transforming jewish things that these people don't really understand to their own purposes is great.

The worst of them have ideas about magic "jewish blood" and are often obsessed with creating questionable ancestries to prove their "bloodline". Their ideas tend toward the people "of the blood" being natural rulers over the rest of humanity after the second coming. And of course their "blood" makes them superior within their little religious group as well.

These people are generally weird and awful and don't really understand anything about either religion at all. Nick would fit right in with the christian jewish LARP community. And I'm sure all seems so much "real" to him that than "fake" christianity that the churches do.

It seems that Nick is trying to find a way for God to fit his lifestyle. A more sincere effort to follow God would have it the other way around.

Spoiler: Regarding the Christian/Jewish LARP for interested parties.

Though the Biblical Law can inform culture, it is a moral code first and foremost. People who supplant this moral code with a culture miss the point of why Jesus had a problem with the Pharisees who were preaching the jewish culture of the time over God's Law. It's not about becoming jewish, it's about obedience to God. Failure to make this distinction will only result in condemnation. People can/will hold to their respective cultures, but what a professing Christian does when there is a conflict between the Law and their culture will reveal where their values/beliefs truly lie.

That said, if all one is looking for is a moral framework for society and don't care much for the idea of God then moral solidarity becomes the goal. Either way, heretics in terms of God's Law or society's laws tend not to fare well and are often convinced of their own superiority, sometimes via a martyr complex (persecution = validation).

Also, God's Law states that there was nothing inherently special about the Hebrew people and the fact that the Lord would go on to punish them throughout the ages (even in their own texts) is further proof of this. The Biblical feasts are reminders of God's goodness/provision/power and not about how "special" the Hebrews were. The feasts are, in summation; remember the Lord and what He has done. I'll stop here.