Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
Lily status: gilded.

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Stilgar of Troon said:

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Did Russhole edit this video himself? The sound mix is shittier than usual, and some of the details seem just incongruous enough to be Russhole's doing. I got a kick out of upbeat corporate music being paired up with fan footage of some random metal concert.

I know you're reading this, Russ... so I'll give you a tip. A music bed is supposed to sit under the voice over, not drown it out.
ScooterL said:
Lily status: gilded.

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gild the lily​

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to improve or decorate something that is already perfect and therefore spoil it

Should I add a scarf to this jacket or would it be gilding the lily?

(O)(A)

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Make of that what you will.
 
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With anyone else I would be surprised, but leave it to Russ to think a little video "explaining" his side with no apologies, regret or new info would just wipe the slate clean as if all the evidence of his lies, abuse of the system and fucking audio transcripts of the hearings weren't out there for the world to find. The fact he paid hundreds of dollars to have these pieces of shit lazily slapped together with shitty stock music, videos and a 90 second voiceover makes it even more pathetic.
 
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One convincing evidence of low IQ is a lack of theory of the mind. If a person is unable to put themselves in the shoes of another, their IQ is likely below 100. A lot of criminals, particularly uneducated ones, aren't complete psychos- they simply cannot comprehend how other people feel. If you were to ask one "Well, how do you think that mother felt when she learned you murdered her son?" you'd likely get a blank stare- not out of Hannibal Lecter-esque malevolence, but because the murderer simply cannot comprehend the question. To the murderer, this question makes as much sense as asking "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

It's the same with Russell. He thinks if he can just explain his side of the story, everyone will agree with him. It literally does not occur to him that, even if he explains, someone will find it unconvincing. And he absolutely doesn't consider that it'll make him look worse in our eyes. Part of it is definitely his narcissism, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn his IQ is in the double digits. Maybe it's the way he was raised (we've theorized before that when he was a kid, his peers were obligated to accept his insincere apologies). Maybe he is evil and actively malevolent. Maybe it's just basic stupidity. Maybe it's all three. For whatever reason, he believes we're obligated to accept whatever explanation he throws out.

It's this kind of aberrant psychology that keeps me coming back to the Farms. It's just so far beyond what's considered normal. It's something that any Hollywood showrunner would dismiss as being unrealistic. And yet, it's real. We have the proof.
 
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His claim to " fame" caught up with him.
Even with no Kiwi links in the top searches Russ fucked himself with his history of lawsuits of celebrities.
He never mentions reddit ( who was where the " legend of nice guy Russ" started. And just blames us.
The entertainment agents must laugh after Russ leaves the office or get off a zoom call after telling him the truth that he is a walking disaster.
Can't wait to see what the next video he releases is about. And what he leaves out.
Anyone guess on how much he is dropping for each video cost wise?
 
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"Moving forward with my entertainment AND LEGAL CAREER".....did....did I hear that right? Crusty Rusty, you don't have a legal career. Suing people, especially in the hilariously inept way you do it, does not make it a "career". You COULD have had a legal career but you traded that for lolcowdom when you got obsessed with, and sued, Taylor Swift despite people directly warning you of the likely consequences.
 
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Pee Cola said:
gild the lily
idiom

to improve or decorate something that is already perfect and therefore spoil it

Should I add a scarf to this jacket or would it be gilding the lily?

(O)(A)

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Maybe he's thinking of Lutherian (maybe he never actually said it, but attributed to Martin Luther and certainly matches his religious philosophy) of snow on a shitheap, often written as "snow on a dunghill". (a)

Certainly more appropriate metaphor.

Ah, who am I kidding, he doesn't think, just stink.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
You COULD have had a legal career but you traded that for lolcowdom when you got obsessed with, and sued, Taylor Swift despite people directly warning you of the likely consequences.
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I think we only have Russell's word for this, and I doubt that it's true.

I think he prefers to believe he can't get a job because he sued that meanie Taylor Swift, rather than face up to the fact that he's too incompetent and stupid to work in law.
 
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I’m sure Russ has gotten fired from somewhere for going out back and “gilding the lily” thinking about some female co-worker.

He cracks me up. Instead of just trying to let this stuff die, he keeps insisting on explaining, as if all of a sudden we’ll “get it” and set him up to get him his penis sucked.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
This site isn't letting me post images but he's got a new screed up on Facebook now, whining about how everyone needs to stop going off the script he's written inside his head and just MOVE ON like he's been telling us to.
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It sounds like people aren't letting him EXPLAIN with his shitty videos full of lies. They don't say 'oh okay then, you're disabled so all is forgotten'. How could they? Such mean bullying! Not like Russ hasn't EXPLAINED countless times before, over and over, and each time another little detail is changed to try to make himself look better

How long until Russ tries suing someone, somewhere, somehow over not taking his latest EXPLAINING videos seriously? Does he think these are going to mean he'll get legal jobs now?
 
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