(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

[Alcalino9000]

From the CWCki:

From the Etsy description:

Chris wants to make his own cult where he will have his harem and those things that he has always wanted, most likely Chris read about these cults that the Idea Guys gave him specific dates, especially the one in Jonestown, most likely he read the link left there and said he wanted to be like Jim Jones, I hope he ends up like that bastard.

 

[Do it for Dale]

The oldest review on there is from December 17, 2020 so I think that's about when it started. Praetor has made a lot of money off of Chris.

Praetor has made a shitload of money off this, even if everyone only brought the cheapest item on there, the $15 rock bag. That means Praetor has made a minimum of $29k in earnings without adding the shipping. Of course, Etsy is going to get a cut of that, but we know that all those buyers are blowing their money on the bootleg medallions and the "Jail Art".

Speaking of the "Jail Art", 5 drawings have been added for sale on that Etsy; however, I'm sure that all of them are re-releases. I can't believe that people are this fucking stupid to blow $125-150 on this fake shit.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/144345...552&click_sum=2f59d94b&ref=shop_home_active_5https://www.etsy.com/listing/145766...337&click_sum=ccee9326&ref=shop_home_active_4https://www.etsy.com/listing/144346...694&click_sum=9c2e06fa&ref=shop_home_active_3https://www.etsy.com/listing/144346...312&click_sum=99ccede3&ref=shop_home_active_2https://www.etsy.com/listing/144346...664&click_sum=462ecab4&ref=shop_home_active_1

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris wants to make his own cult where he will have his harem and those things that he has always wanted, most likely Chris read about these cults that the Idea Guys gave him specific dates, especially the one in Jonestown, most likely he read the link left there and said he wanted to be like Jim Jones, I hope he ends up like that bastard.

Chris is cult leader and God.

And if He's sacrificed, it's because IT WAS FORETOLD.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't know if it's true and honest or not, but it makes me happy to see some CWC themed Easter celebratory art. Happy easter!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris wants to make his own cult where he will have his harem and those things that he has always wanted, most likely Chris read about these cults that the Idea Guys gave him specific dates, especially the one in Jonestown, most likely he read the link left there and said he wanted to be like Jim Jones, I hope he ends up like that bastard.

Cyanide-laced kool-aid seems to be for Chris as he's adverse to pain (except for the taint wounds and willingness to be electrocuted)

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't know if it's true and honest or not, but it makes me happy to see some CWC themed Easter celebratory art. Happy easter!

Hoppy Easter Kiwis. Pop some Peeps.

Just remember, the red dye is sus.

And hoppy Chris, wherever you find yourself shitting this chilly Easter Sunday.

Don't eat the chocolate, either.

 

[D is for Stupid]

New ones were just released. This time with the same intro but I didn't miss the description at the very bottom. Looks the same low quality of the first release.


On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment.



This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger.



This is meant to be the DVD cover of the taped play. In Christine's home universe, it is a bestseller.



This is a rendition of "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci. Christine has done one before, but with all characters as Sonichus.


In this picture, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) is administering to a man possessed by demons.

 

[Black Yoshi]

New ones were just released. This time with the same intro but I didn't miss the description at the very bottom. Looks the same low quality of the first release.


On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment.

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This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger.

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This is meant to be the DVD cover of the taped play. In Christine's home universe, it is a bestseller.

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This is a rendition of "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci. Christine has done one before, but with all characters as Sonichus.
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In this picture, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) is administering to a man possessed by demons.
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Sonichu #18 is coming along nice

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He can't even draw a book properly and I'm not even surprised

 

[Kosher Dill]

most likely he read the link left there and said he wanted to be like Jim Jones, I hope he ends up like that bastard.

The Fanta's not poisoned but you'll wish it was.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Honestly the fingernails on the characters are actually what is making me doubt the authenticity at this point. It doesn't look like how Chris does hands.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Honestly the fingernails on the characters are actually what is making me doubt the authenticity at this point. It doesn't look like how Chris does hands.

I think Chris  does do fingernails just not on the Sonichus to my recollection

 

[King Metalia]

New ones were just released. This time with the same intro but I didn't miss the description at the very bottom. Looks the same low quality of the first release.


On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment.

View attachment 5017477View attachment 5017480

This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger.

View attachment 5017483View attachment 5017486

This is meant to be the DVD cover of the taped play. In Christine's home universe, it is a bestseller.

View attachment 5017492View attachment 5017498

This is a rendition of "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci. Christine has done one before, but with all characters as Sonichus.
View attachment 5017504View attachment 5017507

In this picture, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) is administering to a man possessed by demons.
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The drawings are totally fake. There shit but not as shitty as a true and honest CWC drawing obviously.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Chris wants to make his own cult where he will have his harem and those things that he has always wanted, most likely Chris read about these cults that the Idea Guys gave him specific dates, especially the one in Jonestown, most likely he read the link left there and said he wanted to be like Jim Jones, I hope he ends up like that bastard.

I now have images of Wako in my mind.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment.

You know what Chris has done a picture exactly with that post before like exactly dead on but for the life of me I cant recall where its from, could Praetor be fucking tracing Chris? or worse sending him stuff to trace?

 

[D is for Stupid]

Once again, no dates and no signatures.

You know what Chris has done a picture exactly with that post before like exactly dead on but for the life of me I cant recall where its from, could Praetor be fucking tracing Chris? or worse sending him stuff to trace?

I have no idea which picture but if they are tracing, this might be the most insane grifting attempt ever.

I noticed the paper has less or no creases. If you have ever send a letter through the mail you will notice that the crease will be extremely heavy just how the mail is processed at the post office.

No signatures either.

I need to check the writing if it matches with Chris's.

 

[Ophelia]

Once again, no dates and no signatures.

The theory goes that they are individual panels for a comic, and thus don’t each need to be signed and dated.

I have no idea which picture but if they are tracing, this might be the most insane grifting attempt ever.

I can’t believe we’ve come to this.

I noticed the paper has less or no creases. If you have ever send a letter through the mail you will notice that the crease will be extremely heavy just how the mail is processed at the post office.

Not if they’re sent in a manilla folder?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I don't even care if this is a fake, it's hilarious.
I tell you, Magi-Chan, before the rooster crows today, you will deny three times that you know me.

 

[Do it for Dale]

Boys, we got two brand new images; buckle up, cause they are a fucking doozy.

First, we have Sonichu Jesus fighting temptations from Sonichu Satan, which isn't anything special.

Second, we have George Bush watching the Sonichu play.

The temptations drawing is going for $125, while the bush drawing is going for $150. The art style looks way too good to be Chris's, but not by much. Chris's art could have improved while he was in jail, but if it didn't improve a bit from 2005 to before he went to jail, I seriously doubt it would have improved while he was in jail. This whole shop seems like a scam so Praetor can bank off of dumbass redditors who think that Chrischan shit is going to be worth anything in 10 or 20 years.

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

The oldest review on there is from December 17, 2020 so I think that's about when it started. Praetor has made a lot of money off of Chris.

If I didn't know better I'd swear Praetor has Chris chained up in his basement pumping out drawing after drawing.

Ninja’d. I actually drew this about 2 or 3 days before the praetor stuff came out.