🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

it's interesting that he mocks mr. vickers, but he doesn't have anything to say about null's commentary.

I honestly thought it was Null at first but then I realized there's a fat retard that has a coin shop he'd be only able to indirectly reference. If it was Null he'd be hollering about THEM COINS AIN'T SHIT AND THEY WON'T CURE YAH BROKE DICK JOSHUA JOHM MOON POTTER

 

[AnOminous]

as previously posted, this is what's called decoplata. it's a 72% silver / 28% copper alloy, and it was the silver standard for several latin american countries. it's also commonly referred to as "mexican silver".

And you know this googly-eyed fat midget thought he was somehow "owning" Vickers by getting Jewed by some spic, sort of like he "owned" someone by getting his skull smashed in Lisbon (twice) to the point his eyes don't even point in the same direction any more.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

As funny as that would be, my best bet is on Andy Dick giving Alice the poz as there's a clip where he and Alice are banging while cappy is driving the rv and this was well after the rape retort incident.

Other horrifying thoughts of you consider the timeline is that may and cozy rozy could also be affected if the gunt got pozzed

Also, memes aside, it's incredibly unlikely he would catch HIV from fucking her mouth. There's simply not adequate exposure to infected bodily fluids. Saliva doesn't carry the virus.

 

[ralphamale_disrespector]

Also, memes aside, it's incredibly unlikely he would catch HIV from fucking her mouth. There's simply not adequate exposure to infected bodily fluids. Saliva doesn't carry the virus.

ralph when you read this understand that that this simply isnt true, dont take medical advice from an aawwwwwlog
Go see one of your fine mexican physicians, whatever cocktail of tablets they hand you is definitely the cure

 

[SNU]

Also, memes aside, it's incredibly unlikely he would catch HIV from fucking her mouth. There's simply not adequate exposure to infected bodily fluids. Saliva doesn't carry the virus.

I wouldn't be surprised if Alice had open sores in her mouth

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Ralph should maybe spend 5 seconds researching coins before spending money on them. I bet he got ripped off.
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Those coins are what coin merchants call "junk silver" because they are only .720 fine. They are sold in sacks by the pound. It's what people call Pre-1965 coins in the USA.

Where as the kiwi-coin is .999 fine
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Also LOL at Ralph saying he has a 401k. We all know he is poor.

I mean, he literally cannot have a 401(k), because those are specifically employer offered plans. The fact he even claims to have a 401(k) is proof enough that he has absolutely nothing for retirement savings.

I wouldn't be surprised if Alice had open sores in her mouth

Even if she did, they would need to be bleeding sores, and Ralph would need to have open sores on his dick, and there would need to be adequate contact between her blood and his open sores to facilitate transmission. As funny as it would be, the possibility that Ralph contracted HIV from that encounter is virtually zero

 

[MeltyTW]

Even if she did, they would need to be bleeding sores, and Ralph would need to have open sores on his dick, and there would need to be adequate contact between her blood and his open sores to facilitate transmission. As funny as it would be, the possibility that Ralph contracted HIV from that encounter is virtually zero.

were assuming he only went for oral though, i think he probably went truffle hunting when she passed out.

 

[MadStan]

I want to thank whoever posted this image of Ralph's foot on this thread. It gave me a wonderful idea for an actual use for Ethan Ralph when he dies. Pantsu take note, there is money to be made here (well, twice only obviously!).

 

[RAT Team Six]

I bet Ralph was frantically googling once the Alice news came out. I can only imagine his search history.

"Can you get AIDS from oral?"
"Is my Mexican Xanax fake?"
"Is my Mexican beach vendor silver worthless?"
"How to escape child support"
"Too poor for attorney, how to represent self"
"Mexico DUI punishment"
"Does Mexico raise insurance for accidents?"
"Help, my face is peeling off"
"Why does my baby cry when it sees me?"
"Is my baby trolling me?"
"How to muzzle a horse"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Even if she did, they would need to be bleeding sores, and Ralph would need to have open sores on his dick, and there would need to be adequate contact between her blood and his open sores to facilitate transmission. As funny as it would be, the possibility that Ralph contracted HIV from that encounter is virtually zero

True, but we know EOR is uncircumcised and doesn't like to shower. Further, all Alice would need is some blood in her saliva that could be there and unnoticeable for a number of reasons.

EOR, you really should get a text and some AZT just in case.

 

[AnOminous]

Saliva doesn't carry the virus.

There is actually detectable virus in saliva. Despite this, I'm unaware of any documented case of transmission this way. If there have been any, they're rare as hell.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

There is actually detectable virus in saliva. Despite this, I'm unaware of any documented case of transmission this way. If there have been any, they're rare as hell.

Unfortunately when it comes to how HIV is transmitted there’s a lot of literal misinformation out there.
I don’t mean misinformation as “it’s not as scary as it should be” it’s actually the opposite and it’s much easier to get, but a lot of literal faggot “academics” spend hours a day trying to minimize the ways you can get aids and make it sound that the only way to get it is blood on blood contact.

The biggest win they got and some thing I see repeated nonstop on the Internet is “ you can’t get aids from swallowing because the stomach acid destroys any virus!” Which is so stupid and patently false I can’t believe that a lot of people believe this. If that was true how do people get food poisoning? How can you get sick from what you eat?

Any way, lmao Alice has aids, if she was paitent zero, it’s very unlikely she gave it to Ralph via oral but, if Ralph is patient zero there’s a nonzero chance that he gave it to her.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Unfortunately when it comes to how HIV is transmitted there’s a lot of literal misinformation out there.
I don’t mean misinformation as “it’s not as scary as it should be” it’s actually the opposite and it’s much easier to get, but a lot of literal faggot “academics” spend hours a day trying to minimize the ways you can get aids and make it sound that the only way to get it is blood on blood contact.

The biggest win they got and some thing I see repeated nonstop on the Internet is “ you can’t get aids from swallowing because the stomach acid destroys any virus!” Which is so stupid and patently false I can’t believe that a lot of people believe this. If that was true how do people get food poisoning? How can you get sick from what you eat?

Any way, lmao Alice has aids, if she was paitent zero, it’s very unlikely she gave it to Ralph via oral but, if Ralph is patient zero there’s a nonzero chance that he gave it to her.

Because most food poisoning is bacterial, not viral. When a virus is erroneously referred to as food poisoning (Norovirus), you actually get it through traditional viral infection methods, like eating after infected person (spit) or hand to mouth. Noroviruses have evolved a special mechanism that targets an obscure gut cell, which is what causes the vomiting and runs, but they don’t ride in on infected food but contact with infected surfaces or cups. (Micro fecal matter or saliva).

Most viruses get destroyed by digestion, they must get in via the usual methods of blood, saliva or blood in mucus membrane in your nose, eyes, mouth, lungs.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Because most food poisoning is bacterial, not viral. When a virus is erroneously referred to as food poisoning (Norovirus), you actually get it through traditional viral infection methods, like eating after infected person (spit) or hand to mouth. Noroviruses have evolved a special mechanism that targets an obscure gut cell, which is what causes the vomiting and runs, but they don’t ride in on infected food but contact with infected surfaces or cups. (Micro fecal matter or saliva).

Most viruses get destroyed by digestion, they must get in via the usual methods of blood, saliva or blood in mucus membrane in your nose, eyes, mouth, lungs.

Hepatitis A is one of the Viruses that aren't destroyed by the stomach acid, since the way you get that is via ingesting contaminated feces.

I.E. There is a non-zero chance that Ralph will get Hep A from one of the mexican whores he hires to eat fecal matter from.

 

[MeltyTW]

if ethan ralph doesnt get an aids test were forced to assume he got it playing with alice's unconcious anus. he has to do it live its the only way to not be known as pozzed ralph

 

[Deezy]

if ethan ralph doesnt get an aids test were forced to assume he got it playing with alice's unconcious anus. he has to do it live its the only way to not be known as pozzed ralph

Yeah, he definitely 100% has AIDS unless he proves otherwise. As if he couldn’t get any more disgusting and unfuckable.

 

[JohnnyText]

I want to thank whoever posted this image of Ralph's foot on this thread. It gave me a wonderful idea for an actual use for Ethan Ralph when he dies. Pantsu take note, there is money to be made here (well, twice only obviously!).
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Reminds of Big Trouble in Little China

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Insomnia is problematic. Is he on uppers finally?

nigger literally got coin hustled, one of the oldest scams in the book. Just like the bracelet tourist scam he fell for in Lisbon.

 

[Truly Rural]

Grasping

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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begging a random woman to follow you back on an internet website is such a badass outlaw thing to do