Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ten dollars off]

Someone should make Jack an appointment so they can plop him on the lift for an inspection.

 

[._.]

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He ain't looking too good...

Edit: apparently this was the first stroke he's had while he was awake. Also, we get footage of Jack in his hospital bed drooling and hiccupping lmao

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I kind of liked the hamas level, Palestinian terrorist organization type of shots he peppered in.

Just..... Jack... Hows that church workin out for you?

 

[TheGuntinator]

Jesus turned water into wine. That does not seem like the divine act of a teetotaller.

Keep in mind that clean drinking water in mass quantities was harder to get your hands on back then than wine and ale.

? I love a good Sloppy Joe, but I can't think of anywhere outside of a cafeteria where you can get one.

The only people who serve sloppy Joe's are parents who can't figure out how to make a hamburger.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Gotta say I'm missing Jackoff. I wanna see him review a new shitty chain restaurant in Captain Pike set up.

*Beep Beep*
Translation: "The portions are too small."

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

So, how long are we going to give Jack to start posting actual content before his Careercow tag is nixed and he's moved into BP with the rest of his true herd in Deathfats?

For what it's worth, I do not count a stroke update video as content on a cooking channel.

Edit: superfluous, "the" removed

 

[ddlloo]

So, how long are we going to give Jack to start posting actual content before his Careercow tag is nixed and he's moved into BP with the rest of his true herd in Deathfats?

For what it's worth, I do not count a stroke update video as content on a cooking channel.

Edit: superfluous, "the" removed

Do you count Jack On The Go as content? Because boy oh boy we are going to be getting a lot of those still I guarantee you.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Do you count Jack On The Go as content? Because boy oh boy we are going to be getting a lot of those still I guarantee you.

I hope you're right, but I'm not sure if TamTam will put up with it. Getting a hippo on the go is a lot of fucking work for old out of shape blob like her. It's not like Jack can waddle to the car and get himself seated any more. Even drive through footage once a week may become more effort than Tammy's willing to put in.

On the other hand, Tamham has put up with an absolute dumptrucks worth of Jack's BS over the years, so I don't feel confident in either direction here. The man's got me thunkful.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Gotta say I'm missing Jackoff. I wanna see him review a new shitty chain restaurant in Captain Pike set up.
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*Beep Beep*
Translation: "The portions are too small."

So that's where South Park got that idea with that teacher... Now I'm imagining this scenario instead:
"Are these portions enough sir?"
*Beep beep*
"Yes... yes. Enjoy your meal!"

 

[Marisa]

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1645465552310108174?t=tSlQXNKJSadxysBU0k___Q&s=19

"thanks for my blue checkmark that i definitely didn't pay for myself"

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

House update: price dipped 1%. Open House on Sunday 4/16. The video he posted sure looked like they are still in the house. Surely they will hide him away for the event, or perhaps he will use it to supply his narcissism and act like he's a fucking tour guide.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.




ETA FOODJACKS REJOICE:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.

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Basically
“Waaaaaaaa, they’re reporting that there’s a problem with mass shootings and now I’m afraid that they’re coming for me gun”

For a “Christian” , he sure doesn’t care for people lives.

 

[AnOminous]

Basically
“Waaaaaaaa, they’re reporting that there’s a problem with mass shootings and now I’m afraid that they’re coming for me gun”

For a “Christian” , he sure doesn’t care for people lives.

This crippled fat bastard is too gimped to do anything with a gun anyway.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This crippled fat bastard is too gimped to do anything with a gun anyway.

I wouldn't get too worked up about retarded takes from an honorary Boomer whose lifetime of extreme self-indulgence has cost him an arm, an eye and any meaningful use of his legs.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn't get too worked up about retarded takes from an honorary Boomer whose lifetime of extreme self-indulgence has cost him an arm, an eye and any meaningful use of his legs.

I am sometimes astounded to realize Jack is less than two years older than I am, and he's in this shape. I know people in their 80s who are in better shape.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I am sometimes astounded to realize Jack is less than two years older than I am, and he's in this shape. I know people in their 80s who are in better shape.

I feel the same way about Ralph.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.

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Jagoff loves his censorship as displayed in the following video:

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

ETA FOODJACKS REJOICE:

It should be Mushbrain Cheesburger Casserole. Is that wilted lettuce I spy? Did Jack cook lettuce? Oh i can’t wait for this piece of shit to be released!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

ETA FOODJACKS REJOICE:
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Jesus christ, the bottom right corner - You can literally see it swimming in grease. Really right back at it aren't'cha Jack.

 

[biggacracka]

Is that wilted lettuce I spy? Did Jack cook lettuce?

I thought it was basil but upon closer inspection it's either green onions or you're right and it's lettuce.
Jesus Christ, Jack, how can you fail so much and so little time. I expect nothing and I'm still let down