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[BentDuck]

They unfortunately do have a point here. Wine circa whenever BC was far closer to grape juice than what we would consider wine today. It was barely alcoholic and was commonly drank because other water sources were often not that sanitary

If I recall, it was common to pour your wine out and water it down, at least in Rome. I think this was mentioned on the Tasting History YouTube channel. Small beer is also a thing, think of beer with even less ABV than lite beer. That was more a thing later on in the middle ages though, and it was beer that everyone, including kids could drink with their meals.

It's too bad I can't really find it here in states. I've been curious to try some small beers out to see how they taste, but I don't think they're too different in taste from your typical ales.

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/what-is-table-beer

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They also made coffee from acorns and a plethora of other stuff

There's stories, I don't know how true they are, but when the Germans would capture some British or American soldiers they'd raid their mess kit to get to the coffee and cigarettes because they had run out and were drinking acorn coffee and cigarettes were very hard to come by.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There's stories, I don't know how true they are, but when the Germans would capture some British or American soldiers they'd raid their mess kit to get to the coffee and cigarettes because they had run out and were drinking acorn coffee and cigarettes were very hard to come by.

IIRC during the Battle of the Bulge the Germans captured a fairly significant number of C-rations which contained instant coffee and cigarettes in the B unit.

A similar situation happened during the American Civil War, the Confederates would trade tobacco with the Union soldiers in exchange for coffee. If they were lucky they might capture supplies from a Union camp.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

There's stories, I don't know how true they are, but when the Germans would capture some British or American soldiers they'd raid their mess kit to get to the coffee and cigarettes because they had run out and were drinking acorn coffee and cigarettes were very hard to come by.

Yes, that's true, specially in WW1 and at after D-Day.
My Grandpa had some quite interesting stories to tell about British Army supply stores in Tobruk and the rest of North Africa.
He smoked Players Navy Cut cigarettes until he passed in 1986, I wonder where he picked that taste up.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack is going to be the the God Emperor of Popeye's; body rotting away while his consciousness surviving on the golden deep fried throne.

Being fed 1000 Arby's meals per day.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Being fed 1000 Arby's meals per day.

Nobody, not even Jack, deserves that fate, tbh.

 

[Hokuriku]

If I got stuck in one of those places, I'd be working my ass off in PT to get better so I could get the hell out of there. Then again, so would most people

A number of years ago my dad was hospitalized from mini-stroke episodes, far less serious than what happened with Jack but a lot of the same types of procedures with constant blood tests at all hours of the night, PT, etc. He was there for less than three weeks and by the end it had shook him up to a level I've never seen from him before. I can't fathom why anyone would voluntarily stick around in those circumstances for as long as possible just to get a free ride from insurance.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A number of years ago my dad was hospitalized from mini-stroke episodes, far less serious than what happened with Jack but a lot of the same types of procedures with constant blood tests at all hours of the night, PT, etc. He was there for less than three weeks and by the end it had shook him up to a level I've never seen from him before. I can't fathom why anyone would voluntarily stick around in those circumstances for as long as possible just to get a free ride from insurance.

I am glad that your father took initiative and is doing better

 

[indomitable snowman]

A joke I heard was take a southern Baptist fishing and he'll drink all your beer. Take two southern Baptists fishing and they'll drink none of your beer.

There are a few denominations that are very anti-alcohol which usually goes back to prohibition to some extent. Some are also very anti-dancing as well since mixing unmarried sexes in such a manor is hedonism.

 

[Marisa]

https://youtu.be/fZRh1yCwN1w

an update came a lot sooner than i thought it would. he looks even more awful on a real camera lmao

 

[James done did it]

JACK IS BACK BABY

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

HE'S BACK AND OH MY GOD

Spoiler: Archive 480p

 

[The Early 2000s]

https://youtu.be/fZRh1yCwN1w

an update came a lot sooner than i thought it would. he looks even more awful on a real camera lmao

He ain't looking too good...

Edit: apparently this was the first stroke he's had while he was awake. Also, we get footage of Jack in his hospital bed drooling and hiccupping lmao

 

[Chorton]

The deficits are insane, he looks and sounds god awful. This is wild!

ETA:
- Vision is blurry; "Looks like I can see you, but I can't"
- Started feeling pressure on the side of his head
- Jr. drove Jack to the hospital
- "Finally felt what a stroke felt like"
- "I'm now allowed to get checked out, go to the movies."
- There's actual movement with the candy-claw
- JACK ON THE GO IS COMING BACK (Yes, that's what everyone was waiting for... I'm sure Tammy is delighted)

 

[James done did it]

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He ain't looking too good...

Yeah, the hospital bed part is even worse. He also confirms he can't see shit so he obviously has significant brain damage. But he says JOTG will be back soon!

 

[rubytintedchix]

We really need a new poll.

Hi, I’m back again.

If you guys want to come up with one I pinged a mod about us changing out the one that’s up there!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

The master (of fatness)

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So what sort of wasteland abominations do you get when you dunk jacks cooking into a vat of FEV?

 

[rubytintedchix]

HE'S BACK AND OH MY GOD

Spoiler: Archive 480p

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The shape of his skull looks off. Did they take out a section of his skull to relieve brain bleed pressure or something. It looks wrong.



It’s also telling that he called Jr. Who would rely on Jr. for anything? Tammy must have been out getting plowed.

 

[Tiresome]

HE'S BACK AND OH MY GOD

Spoiler: Archive 480p

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"My vision's a little blurry, it looks like I can see you but I can't..." That's not a little blurry, Jack, that sounds like legally blind.

"Id's ab awarnd wibbing brogram- URP..." Yeah, Jack, award-winning until you can't stand the fact they feed you what a normal person eats for breakfast.

"I can't have the fruit, I can't have the milk..." You suck down frappucinos like it was a BBQ buddy's dick, Jack. Diabetics can absolutely have fresh fruit and milk, YOU are being a big fucking baby who wants DA MEETZ and pretends to be KEEETOOOOOOOOO. That actually looks like quite a lot for breakfast, I guarantee you this was not his first meal in the place and he already bitched at length about not being fed enough.

Somehow I love that Jack was cursed with constant hiccups for weeks on end. It feels like some semblance of karma. His literal whimpering at the electric-assisted right-hand gripping is stunningly pitiable, though. He COULD have had EXACTLY that ability had he started WORKING at it four years ago. Did Jesus make that PT machine Jack, or are you just the laziest fuck who ever lived?

I love the doctors and nurses trying so hard to train Jack to become a productive member of society, given he's never been one in his life.

 

[Scotsman]

HE'S BACK AND OH MY GOD

Spoiler: Archive 480p

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Not going to lie, I laughed when he started doing that weird half-crying when he grabbed that green stick.

“I HaVeNT UuuSEd ThAt iN FoooUR YEaRS!”

Yeah, and whose fault is that Jack?