(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The second Bush drawing is a dead ringer for Chris's style but IDK overall

 

[Ophelia]

but if it didn't improve a bit from 2005 to before he went to jail, I seriously doubt it would have improved while he was in jail.

He has fewer distractions in jail. By far.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Not if they’re sent in a manilla folder?

I don't think jail provide them since they are only allowed to send letters. It just seems off to me. One of the new one has a heavy crease now. Just inconsistency compared to all the jail mail.

Why do I mention this? Because it might be an indicator that caden gotten it directly from the source.

However, I can imagine caden reading kf to get artistic feedback about these awful drawings. Used toilet paper has a higher market value then these new drawings. Poor Jesus had to be dragged into this.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

You think chris continued the Jesus larp after he got outta jail? I wonder if the halfway house fellons or group home tards had to listen to chris rant and rave all Easter about how chris rose from the grave

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

OP is way more exceptional than Chris right now.

 

[Do it for Dale]

This whole thing is starting to fuck with me.

While all the Sonchu drawings look way too good to be Chris, especially the new temptation drawing because the background is too detailed to be Chris, that Bush drawing looks exactly how Chris draws.

Chris had fewer distractions in jail, but that doesn't explain why that bush drawing looks like complete shit and the rest look better than his older drawings.

I'm thinking of only two possible things: either this is Chris and he's staying as low as possible to avoid backlash, or more likely, the poor bastard that is his lawyer is telling him to. Praetor is trying to cash in and make as much money as possible from Chris before Chris gets locked up in prison or institution, or this is fully Praetor who is trying to con people with fake Chrischan merch, we know he lied about meeting Chris in jail.

I really don't know what to make of the recent developments, but this has gotten far more interesting than I thought it was ever going to be.

 

[Ophelia]

that doesn't explain why that bush drawing looks like complete shit and the rest look better than his older drawings.

Perhaps the only one he drew is the Bush piece and some other sped drew the others. Maybe both are fakes.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Boys, we got two brand new images; buckle up, cause they are a fucking doozy.

First, we have Sonichu Jesus fighting temptations from Sonichu Satan, which isn't anything special.

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Second, we have George Bush watching the Sonichu play.

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The temptations drawing is going for $125, while the bush drawing is going for $150. The art style looks way too good to be Chris's, but not by much. Chris's art could have improved while he was in jail, but if it didn't improve a bit from 2005 to before he went to jail, I seriously doubt it would have improved while he was in jail. This whole shop seems like a scam so Praetor can bank off of dumbass redditors who think that Chrischan shit is going to be worth anything in 10 or 20 years.

I don't know if Chris even knows how to draw the "Aladdin" world with middle eastern architecture.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

tbh I've at least had a couple of decent chuckles at the jesus-y shit, so this has at least been less annoying than some dumbshit efforts assuming its fake

 

[Do it for Dale]

Perhaps the only one he drew is the Bush piece and some other sped drew the others. Maybe both are fakes.

Honesty I thought this was fake from the beginning, I did question that bush drawing but I think the big smoking gun is the detail on the temptation drawing, I already talked about the background but look at the hands, mouth, which have far more detail than Chris has ever done. At the very least, that drawing wasn't made by Chris.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

OK I think I just spotted something, these are cutout's from other larger drawings, almost like Chris is limited on resources:

If you look at that picture on the lower right there is a very feint line looking like Chris drew something and then it was cut out of a larger picture.



What I think is going on he's using what little bits of unlined paper he has access to for this commercial art and Praetor has coached him to draw as many drawings as he can on that paper so he can cut them up for sale but Chris fucked up and only signed each paper once not each drawing explaining why they are not all signed.

 

[D is for Stupid]

What I think is going on he's using what little bits of unlined paper he has access to for this commercial art and Praetor has coached him to draw as many drawings as he can on that paper so he can cut them up for sale but Chris fucked up and only signed each paper once not each drawing explaining why they are not all signed.

You can really see it now at the top. I guess that explains the tape measure pics being used.

Edit: I see it everywhere now

 

[D is for Stupid]

After a bit of calculations, this seems to be about 1 quarter of a 8.5 x 11" paper.

You're right about the signature now. Makes sense to me.

 

[Little Pigboy]

I think he drew these after being released, the timing with easter being yesterday makes the timing almost too perfect to be by chance.

 

[Do it for Dale]

Holy shit, all of them have it, incredible find Phalanges Mycologist!

Jesus Tempted in the Desert:​

Judas kisses Jesus:​

Jesus Feeds the Masses:​

The Life and Times of Jesus Christ:​

The Last Supper:​

Jesus Rebukes the Demons:​

Jesus Makes Fishermen:​

A Sold Out Show:​

Dear God, those are only the drawings that are currently for sale; imagine how many of the drawings that have been made over however long this Etsy has been open have those cutout lines. Fuck the detailed backgrounds, hands, and mouths on the temptation drawing, that is the real smoking gun. If all the drawings were made by Praetor, attempting to copy Chris's art style, then why the fuck are those cutout lines there? Maybe Chris is truly behind this after all.

 

[luigismanslave]

You think chris continued the Jesus larp after he got outta jail? I wonder if the halfway house fellons or group home tards had to listen to chris rant and rave all Easter about how chris rose from the grave

I'm sure half the group home was saying the same stuff back

 

[conodont]

All IQ tests should be legally mandated so there's a question that asks if you trust praetor. If you answer yes, your IQ drops by 10 points.

 

[Chazzed Up]

OK I think I just spotted something, these are cutout's from other larger drawings, almost like Chris is limited on resources:
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If you look at that picture on the lower right there is a very feint line looking like Chris drew something and then it was cut out of a larger picture.

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What I think is going on he's using what little bits of unlined paper he has access to for this commercial art and Praetor has coached him to draw as many drawings as he can on that paper so he can cut them up for sale but Chris fucked up and only signed each paper once not each drawing explaining why they are not all signed.

I brought this up way earlier in the thread. It was picked up on pretty much immediately on Reddit. Seems like these images were cut out of a comic, otherwise Chris would have signed them. Some of the full page images like the crucifixion are signed, though I don't know if anyone has done comparison or analysis on it.

 

[Ogier]

Who gave Chris scissors?

 

[Little Pigboy]

I brought this up way earlier in the thread. It was picked up on pretty much immediately on Reddit. Seems like these images were cut out of a comic, otherwise Chris would have signed them. Some of the full page images like the crucifixion are signed, though I don't know if anyone has done comparison or analysis on it.

So Chris basically made some comic pages for the first time in YEARS and Praetor cut them up so they could get more money for what would have otherwise been a single piece? That's actually kind of smart. Chris wouldn't have done it himself, they don't let you have scissors in jail.