Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
From the time you're a young teenager until you're past menopause - longer still if you age like Helen Mirren (Whether or not she's had work done is not the point).
She's said she's had no cosmetic surgery. Either way she's definitely the model for dignified aging.
Make of that what you will.
Russhole shouldn't be gilded, he should be gelded.
 
I think we only have Russell's word for this, and I doubt that it's true.

I think he prefers to believe he can't get a job because he sued that meanie Taylor Swift, rather than face up to the fact that he's too incompetent and stupid to work in law.
Yeah, I mean don't get me wrong, you're absolutely correct that he was never going to be more than a glorified low level gopher (at a low level company/firm) but that's certainly better than where he's ended up. His steadfast belief in his own manifest destiny of sorts also pairs perfectly with how he approaches absolutely every other endeavor. Once he decides he's owed something, that's it, the deal is done, and the rewards should be arriving shortly thereafter.
 
Okay, here we go:

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Stop going off-script, dammit!
 
Ok, this would seem to lend credence to the idea he got rejected from the law firm for his history of vexatious litigation. Again Russ, you don't get to decide what people hold against you. You sued Taylor Swift three times because of a ridiculous fantasy you had. You wrote a an entire book about it. You sued a major production company for not making the cut for AGT. Any law firm would be rightfully worried you'd use firm resources for your personal vendettas.
 
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One of the worst things you can do when others have a negative reaction to something you've done or said is to try to "explain" it over and over.

If you're truly misunderstood than an explanation is appropriate, but there's a reason celebrities that fuck up don't do much more than make a statement apologizing for their behavior - if that. People don't want an explanation. We don't care about your reasons, generally. Justifications feel like excuses in most cases.

As much as I hate the sjws they have pretty much the right idea on how to behave when confronted. In most cases all people want is an acknowledgment that you fucked up.

It's like the thing about seeing assholes all day makes you an asshole. If you have to explain your actions to everyone you meet then your actions are bad, you are bad, you are fat and no one will have sex with you.

I'm not even touching the retarded "moved on" part.
 
I'm no stranger to Russel Greer. I know his exploits and his inability to help himself. Yet even I am a little surprised that he would have more than one "Why I sued THAT celebrity" video, presumably produced at the same time, and not be forced (by some tiny shred of self-awareness inate to humans) to consider how this makes him look.

Having to explain to strangers why you launched a ridiculous lawsuit against a celebrity is an absurd situation to begin with- but how can you not realize that you're not the problem when you have to try and make videos explaining multiple suits against multiple celebrities, all of which were complete failures? I guess it's my fault for expecting too much.

What's next? How many videos did he pay this Fiver guy for?
"Why I was convicted for harassing a woman (in 90 seconds)?"
"Why I publicly wished death on THAT celebrity's mother (because the celebrity wouldn't fuck me) (in 90 seconds)?"
"Why I have a 4000+ page thread on THAT website?"

Russ goes through such effort to make himself look as ridiculous as possible.
 
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And Russ still hasn't come to the understanding that its not up to him if he "moves on" from the stupid and twisted shit he's done, it's up to EVERYONE ELSE to decide if THEY wish to move on from them. No one gives a shit if Russhole has "moved on". Russhole moving on does not compell or obligate anyone to forgive and forget, as it were.

And as others have pointed out, his "LET ME EXPLAIN!" videos aren't going to have the effect that Russ expects them too. They're more likely to have the exact opposite effect. It does not matter what Russhole's reasons and motivations leading to him doing these stupid things were. No one is going to care about that. All they are going to see and care about is that Russhole decided to do some really stupid, heinous, vile things that no normal, mentally well person would ever do. Russ trying to win people over to his side by EXPLAINING his weirdo behavior is only going to make people see that Russ is a weirdo who does weirdo things because his brain doesn't work like a normal person's.
 
he still does not understand how absurd and dumb his lawsuits were
he still does not think there is anything wrong in what he did
he still believes that 'explaining' his actions to others will make them think "ok that makes sense actually"

he's been relentlessly ridiculed for these lawsuits for over half a decade now and he STILL doesn't get that they were indefensibly retarded, he continues to try and justify them even today. actually insane.

And Russ still hasn't come to the understanding that its not up to him if he "moves on" from the stupid and twisted shit he's done, it's up to EVERYONE ELSE to decide if THEY wish to move on from them. No one gives a shit if Russhole has "moved on". Russhole moving on does not compell or obligate anyone to forgive and forget, as it were.

And as others have pointed out, his "LET ME EXPLAIN!" videos aren't going to have the effect that Russ expects them too. They're more likely to have the exact opposite effect. It does not matter what Russhole's reasons and motivations leading to him doing these stupid things were. No one is going to care about that. All they are going to see and care about is that Russhole decided to do some really stupid, heinous, vile things that no normal, mentally well person would ever do. Russ trying to win people over to his side by EXPLAINING his weirdo behavior is only going to make people see that Russ is a weirdo who does weirdo things because his brain doesn't work like a normal person's.
before actually being able to move on, he would first have to admit to himself how fucking retarded he was when making these decisions, only then can he actually distance himself from them. but he still refuses to do that, he still thinks he did nothing wrong, you see it in how these videos are mostly talking about how everybody else just irrationally overreacted to his actions and how misunderstood he actually is.
 
he still does not understand how absurd and dumb his lawsuits were
he still does not think there is anything wrong in what he did
he still believes that 'explaining' his actions to others will make them think "ok that makes sense actually"

he's been relentlessly ridiculed for these lawsuits for over half a decade now and he STILL doesn't get that they were indefensibly retarded, he continues to try and justify them even today. actually insane.


before actually being able to mov on, he would first have to admit to himself how fucking retarded he was when making these decisions, only then can he actually distance himself from them. but he still refuses to do that, he still thinks he did nothing wrong, you see it in how these videos are mostly talking about how everybody else just irrationally overreacted to his actions and how misunderstood he actually is.
And when it doesn't work he's going to blame us. An obscure internet forum scrubbed from google search results. Because if it wasn't for us sitting here making fun of him everyone would agree Taylor Swift is a bitch because her agents did their job and said no to Russes unsolicited jingle.
 
"In every picture, Ariana was happy and smiling except for mine!"
*shows her looking no less happy and smiling than the other photos*
My guess is that Ariana was trying to look sexy in her photo with Russhole. I'm not sure she quite pulled it off, but to be fair she can't have been too inspired by what she had to work with.
 
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