Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I listened to about 20 seconds of this and it was fucking rancid. Chantal has managed to create some quality anti-ASMR, I immediately felt uncomfortable and irritated. Nobody genuinely trying to relax is going to listen to a 5 minute long video of some dumb bitch psst-ing herself, I give this effort two enthusiastic thumbs down.
Although this is cringe and ‘anti relaxing’ the fact that she is trying to give pleasure to strangers is 100% haram.
 
I don't watch ASMR, or really want to, but please tell me "psssting" into a mic isn't what ASMR is? No one tingles to that?

Ugh, this really is the opposite. Abrasive, shrill, talky, unfunny... She has got a real winner here. If she keeps trying, she may eventually hit upon that ever elusive ZERO view count.


Edit to add: If anyone is still wondering about what 'correct' ASMR might be and why Chantal's is the opposite, I will spoiler some spergery about it:


I guess I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I sometimes (not a regular thing) watched ASMR videos a decade ago, but not in the last few years. Mainly because I was aware of asmr, the physiological phenomenon itself, since I was a toddler, but I didn't know what it was or even if it had a name. It apparently didn't have a name back then, it is only within the last two decades (Wikipedia is saying in 2007-2010, which sounds right) that the asmr ("autonomous sensory meridian response") term was coined.

Shortly after that is when the first ASMR practitioners appeared. I didn't know that asmr could be induced; it always seemed kind of a random thing, triggered by certain sounds but also by the sight or sound of a person engaged in a task involving concentration. It could also be triggered by someone very gently being very attentive. So, I was curious about this weird, underground world of tingle-chasers and their artists. The early ASMR practitioners picked up on the common triggers, and combined a mixture of whispers, tapping or clicking or scratching sounds, and close-up attentiveness directed to the viewers in a way that seemed exclusive to every individual viewer. Some of the clever ones were really quite good at it. They invested money in expensive binaural equipment, put time and effort into scripts, kept up on the latest research into the topic, and produced professional-grade videos. The biggest stars drew 500K views per video fairly often. I don't remember too many of the big ASMR names from 2011-2015 (the heyday) anymore, but one of the big ones who always did a good job and kind of exemplifies the early days was Heather Feather, if anyone knows her stuff. Her channel has been defunct for years though; the fad really has passed by and its 'stars' have aged out of it.

amsr is not related to sexual response or sexual stimuli. Nor is it triggered by disgusting eating or gum chewing sounds. At least not in normal people. Chantal's "asmr" videos are horror shows that make the skin crawl, not tingle. Trisha Paytas' one below is horrific too. These videos are examples of what the fat, low-intelligence latecomers to the genre think asmr is, and they wind up influencing each other. So, you get nightmare-food like this. I seriously doubt Chantal or Trisha has ever experienced asmr or even knows what it means (I have a pet theory that narcissistic people are immune to feeling asmr).

I agree that most ASMR video is garbage, but there is an art form of sorts lurking in the genre. One that is definitely not for most people. Even the good stuff is something to skip; it is a solipsistic waste of time. But artless people like Chantal and Trisha can only give it a worse name.
 
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I screenshotted these comments because they were ridiculous but then I noticed that they have the same icon (a drooling pedo bear, to boot) and similar names 🤔

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Naughty Bear joined 6 years ago, Big Bear joined 7 years ago.

I'm not saying it's a weird conspiracy, just that it's always been interesting to see what weirdos Chantal's channel attracts lol.

Also, I think Chantal is trying to mimic Trisha.

They're both horrible and rotten ~✨chubby✨~ perpetual victims with obviously fake sex stories, obviously very low self esteem, obviously untreated BPD/cluster B personalities and substance abuse that makes all of those worse.

I think Chantal wants Trisha's "glow up" of getting married to a brown guy that obviously isn't attracted to her, having a ASMR and vlog channel with husband and a prop baby. Not to mention the weird obsession with cosplaying a Jewish/Muslim housewife and alienating their husband's from their family.
 
She loves that "Inshallah" shit. "If God wills it" I will lose the 2-300 extra pounds of fat. "If God wills it" I will contribute to society. "If God wills it" I will get checked at the doctor. "If God wills it" I will get my mentuls in order.

Even though I disagree with many cultural aspects of Islam, I think a sense of personal responsibility and humbleness is a very admirable tenet. She loves to wax poetic about God, but nothing about her is pious. For Chins, this is just another excuse; "Well, Allah didn't want me to do X". She blames things that could easily be remedied of her own volition, on God's plan. Whatever you think of religion, this is fucking insulting as hell.
Islam has become the new "I have a mental illness", "I was abused", "I'm impulsive"...
She reminds me of a child many years ago who went to a catholic primary school for a short time. The day he came home from school with a note from a nun saying he was naughty, and his excuse was “the devil made him do it”, was also his last day at that school. Religion allows those who don’t actually study it, to make excuses for everything, and to ignore how their personal actions can impact others. At the end of their lives the only one they have to answer to is their own personal deity of choice.
Why does the waterfall sound just randomly stop? She can't even do stock footage ASMR without fucking up.
Why did you watch it?
 
she was clearly trying to be funny, it's explicitly meant to be a parody, and totally missed the mark.

i think poking fun at herself, her fast food obsession, her low BMI voice, and the ASMR channel is an excellent idea, but chantal fucks everything up.

i did enjoy that for some reason a big part of this retarded weird skit is that the customer totally wants her but she's MARRIED. chantal's mind is fascinating.
 
She’s going to absolutely get wrecked in summer. She couldn’t tolerate Canadian summer. In Kuwait, the average high is 100 F in July. Heat stroke arc incoming

For comparison, Ottawa averages 80 F in July.

Roast piggie, roast.
The nights are warming up now. That's what's really going to destroy her over summer.
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The nights are warming up now. That's what's really going to destroy her over summer.
I’m loving seeing her suffer so much at 70-80F. She has no idea what >100F feels like day after day and no real relief at night. She thinks A/C is going to keep her cool, yet she’s already using A/C and a fan. She can’t jump in a cold bath (or pool) to drop her blood temp down either. Going to the mall isn’t an answer either because she can’t stay there all day, plus the travel there with be hot, and travel home will undo any cooling she got from sitting at every fast food outlet there is. Bring on summer in Kuwait I say, and hopefully she’ll be back to live-streaming by the time it really hits.
 
she was clearly trying to be funny, it's explicitly meant to be a parody, and totally missed the mark.

i think poking fun at herself, her fast food obsession, her low BMI voice, and the ASMR channel is an excellent idea, but chantal fucks everything up.

i did enjoy that for some reason a big part of this retarded weird skit is that the customer totally wants her but she's MARRIED. chantal's mind is fascinating.

She suddenly develops a sense of humor whenever she feels she's about to lose our attention. The rages stop for a brief moment, when she sees the views drop. And suddenly, we have a video in which she's rolling down a hill, or singing about her scary belly, or she's asthma wheezing through a fast food ASMR. One way or another, she's going to manipulate the fuck out of us. Oh you know it.
 
I’m loving seeing her suffer so much at 70-80F. She has no idea what >100F feels like day after day and no real relief at night. She thinks A/C is going to keep her cool, yet she’s already using A/C and a fan. She can’t jump in a cold bath (or pool) to drop her blood temp down either. Going to the mall isn’t an answer either because she can’t stay there all day, plus the travel there with be hot, and travel home will undo any cooling she got from sitting at every fast food outlet there is. Bring on summer in Kuwait I say, and hopefully she’ll be back to live-streaming by the time it really hits.

It’s what she deserves. Love that for her.
 
Even the imaginary guys at the drive-thru window want to bang her in her mind. Because of course they do.

Except this time, she will send her totally buff, jealous, and protective husband to murder them? Or at least rough them up?

I get she was trying to do a funny skit, but she really sucks at it.

Stuffing her face and raging (not fake raging) are the only things that could save her channel at this point. If only temporarily.

If she doesn't want to go back to that, I would say a REAL and true health journey where she honestly documents what she eats and weight loss would bring in views from people who love a redemption story. I realize this will never happen.
 
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