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A second question: Was Earl the process server?
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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A third question: Then who was phone?
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The animal stuff always makes me sad. They didn't get a choice.
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Wait, are those Patreon videos from Penny's parents land? If so, they've already successfully started turning it into a moonscape AND started hoarding more animals by their inability to keep the male/females separated. And here I was worried that they might've learnt something from wrecking the former tranch.
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How long until the Alpaca population gets completely eradicated and replaced by the goats?
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The goats just want some living space to expand into.
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Considering their complete inability to notice when an animal is actually starving, never mind just feeling slightly under the weather - about three months.
Never realised face blindness in people extended to animals too.
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It's not face blindness, it's basic stupidity. You'd think watching the goats bully the alpaca out of food would be enough to get them to take some sot of action, but no- the grift must continue. When the alpaca finally starve to death, what do you think they'll blame?
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This is even more amusing when you know that a horny billy goat will pee all over his beard to attract mates.
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They need bleating room.
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Pretty sure I fucked up the formatting in this reply, on mobile right now, but just trying to isolate the dog photos. Kevvie captioned this as "happy Seven", however I would like to point out this dog appears to be showing signs of stress or anxiety- it could simply be from Kevin taking a photo and invading its space, especially since its actual laying position suggests it WAS relaxed. It's the facial expression that suggests stress. It's not only giving him whale eye (dog looking at something from corner of eye exposing the whites of the eye) but is panting indoors- I'm not sure how warm it is in Colorado, but I'd bet money they have air conditioning running 24/7, fat people overheat quickly. Panting is a classic sign of stress or fear in dogs- this combined with the whale eye and ears pinned close to head makes me think the dog is very stressed, not happy. The corner of its mouth is also tensed, you can see the wrinkle- all of this points to stress not happiness. My dog is chronically anxious for whatever reason, but even she relaxes when it's her and family, frustrating to see a large breed dog that should feel confident in its home environment display overt signs of discomfort with its owners. The dog has been around for at least two years, right? That's enough time to form a secure bond and for the dog to learn to trust you, so long as it hasn't been abused.
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I wish they didn't have the goats
My old neighbor kept a pygmy goat as a pet and they're weird and wonderful little things
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2:20 on the second video "Did we sex them?". Followed by a Kevin cameo a few seconds later as he wanders into shot in his pyjamas to clean off one of the kids, even though the mother clearly just wants to be left alone with her babies.
Video 3, 30 seconds in, and they don't even have a shed for the new family. They've been dumped in the garage next to someone's motorcycle. I wonder how long it will be before they start eating that or some of the trash on the floor and need expensive vet treatment.
The 6th video is the funniest. Those baby goats are only a few days old, yet already they know that they don't want to be stroked by the big creepy troon. So in video 7 he does what any true incel would, and backs off a few feet, sits down, and just stares.
Here's a screenshot from the last video, where you can see in true Tranch style how green the plot next door is.
Towards the end an alpaca wanders over and bites him. "Why?" he asks, not realising that just maybe it's hungry.
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I'm glad you mentioned this because I'd just skimmed the video and missed it. The funniest bit is the alpaca shadow lurking around Penny for quite some time before Mocha decides to bite him on the forehead. He's so whiny about it.
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Even livestock animals know enough to hate troons.
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They can if you want them to
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It's sad enough that they let their mentally ill "son" and his catamites invade their home, but one of the catamites being a manchild with huge boxes of plastic children's toys just makes it funny.
How many hints do you need to realize that you've spawned an unproductive piece of shit and need to cut contact?
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For the past month or two, I've been searching the Tranchers' social media for photos for memes and to verify the claims anybody made in their statements regarding the fallout. I succeeded, but I also found a lot of other stuff that may not ever have been covered here/we may have forgotten about, so I decided to wait until I had everything to put it all into one long post. Everything in this post is completely random stuff I chose to include, there is no rhyme or reason for it. Oh, and also it was annoying having to do most of this after Penny privated the Tranch and his twitter accounts, because I couldn't use Twitter advanced search on those accounts, and the media tab on the profiles only shows so much content, so I was only able to see back to the shit from early 2022-ish.
We'll start with the most important shit, my findings regarding the stories that have been told. Remember in Alyssa and Jen's statements, they both mentioned something about a meeting between Kevin, Jen, Penny, and Bonnie that took place at Alyssa's house? In case you don't, here's Alyssa's version of events:
And here's Jen's (with irrelevant parts omitted):
I actually managed to find a tweet thread from Kevin from this event, and it matches up to Alyssa's story, "ritties" and all.
I managed to find another thing specifically referenced by Bonnie, and that would be the "incest puppies" mentioned here. I even found a pic of Penny with one! There is no other reference to a litter of puppies being born that I could find, so I'm pretty sure this is it.
Another thing to note, in this tweet from 2020 Kevin says that no decision is made without going through Bonnie first. Obviously things may have changed but I figured to make a note of it anyways.
He also stated in Oct 2022 that our fedposter orbiter Paul Liistro is a "family friend".
This might have been covered in Kevin's thread, but I wanted to share it here too, that this is actually the ranch's THIRD location. Yes, there was a place before the one we're familiar with.
This ranch was 40 acres, and apparently they wanted to get emus for it at one point.
Apparently Penny had a job at this point, so Kevin had to get off his ass and take care of shit with the others living there. Lol at the second tweet
Another funny thing is Kevin announcing the Tranch account, and then Penny having a breakdown when he gets locked out of it since he put the account's birthday as the day the Tranch itself was born:
And Kevin and the Tranchers apparently wanted to kill us, according to him during the Keffals fallout.
The rest of the stuff I have is stuff you already know about, but it's a fun way to look back on the journey of the tranchers and this thread over the years.
I hope I added everything in this post that I had, it took a few hours to make because I am not having no "part 2" shit. However, there will be more as time goes on, because the Tranch is eternal.
We'll start with the most important shit, my findings regarding the stories that have been told. Remember in Alyssa and Jen's statements, they both mentioned something about a meeting between Kevin, Jen, Penny, and Bonnie that took place at Alyssa's house? In case you don't, here's Alyssa's version of events:
And here's Jen's (with irrelevant parts omitted):
I actually managed to find a tweet thread from Kevin from this event, and it matches up to Alyssa's story, "ritties" and all.
I managed to find another thing specifically referenced by Bonnie, and that would be the "incest puppies" mentioned here. I even found a pic of Penny with one! There is no other reference to a litter of puppies being born that I could find, so I'm pretty sure this is it.
Another thing to note, in this tweet from 2020 Kevin says that no decision is made without going through Bonnie first. Obviously things may have changed but I figured to make a note of it anyways.
He also stated in Oct 2022 that our fedposter orbiter Paul Liistro is a "family friend".
This might have been covered in Kevin's thread, but I wanted to share it here too, that this is actually the ranch's THIRD location. Yes, there was a place before the one we're familiar with.
This ranch was 40 acres, and apparently they wanted to get emus for it at one point.
Apparently Penny had a job at this point, so Kevin had to get off his ass and take care of shit with the others living there. Lol at the second tweet
Another funny thing is Kevin announcing the Tranch account, and then Penny having a breakdown when he gets locked out of it since he put the account's birthday as the day the Tranch itself was born:
And Kevin and the Tranchers apparently wanted to kill us, according to him during the Keffals fallout.
The rest of the stuff I have is stuff you already know about, but it's a fun way to look back on the journey of the tranchers and this thread over the years.
I got some vintage photos of the crew:
A couple of these vintages included Kevin actually outside working (or at least holding equipment!)
Kevin going in for his SRS surgery:
Bonnie and Sky with animals (only the first one is older, as you can tell)
More recent photos I decided to share today. The last one is a video from the Tranch page, in their tagged posts, somebody had posted a video where Fedposter J gets a kiss from an alpaca. I cropped the rest of it because it was irrelevant
Same energy:
Interestingly enough, that Alynna Fox, the one who posted the interview with Jen's side of events, actually visited the Tranch.
And so did Wedge!
I got some other land tweets too:
Not sure if I even bothered to save the other pic, my bad. But see, look, they got vegetation!
Tweets about them doing work around the Tranch
A few photos of the infamous Tarp Barn:
Other misc property pics:
I think the second to last one was posted by fedposter Paul Liistro. Also, I forget why Fedposter J posted this, but it's funny.
He also posted the cold shower they built:
Moving on, let's take a moment to remember the Farms Favorite alpaca, Pepe. And yes, the first one is actually the picture Josie posted.
There were also a couple videos Sky posted of the alpacas attempting to bathe in the water bucket:
And I'd like to take another moment to remember Tobi, Sky and Bonnie's dog that fell out of a window a couple years ago when Sky was trying to drive him to Alyssa's place so the dog could be with Bonnie.
Some moments of him in life:
Another funny dog moment, TransgirlTac gets Naga's name wrong, Kevin corrects her:
More lore on TransgirlTac:
Misc animal pics
Moving on, we got animals in the house:
And inside the house, I for whatever reason saved this:
Other pics of the house itself:
We can't forget about their stove/cooking adventures though!
Kevin's posted a few tweets and photos of their grocery shopping trips throughout the years.
We have some throwbacks to business endeavors over the years:
I wasn't around during this era of house work, but it's interesting that they managed to get Kevin's ass outside (I don't really think he did anything to help, though).
Penny's era of cutting down trees:
Major throwback to the T Injection Nights:
I don't have much to add, other than Sky's halloween pumpkin this past year (apparently called a "behold-o-lantern')
And this meme, that the Tranch account has posted a few times years ago:
A couple of these vintages included Kevin actually outside working (or at least holding equipment!)
Kevin going in for his SRS surgery:
Bonnie and Sky with animals (only the first one is older, as you can tell)
More recent photos I decided to share today. The last one is a video from the Tranch page, in their tagged posts, somebody had posted a video where Fedposter J gets a kiss from an alpaca. I cropped the rest of it because it was irrelevant
Same energy:
Interestingly enough, that Alynna Fox, the one who posted the interview with Jen's side of events, actually visited the Tranch.
And so did Wedge!
I got some other land tweets too:
Not sure if I even bothered to save the other pic, my bad. But see, look, they got vegetation!
Tweets about them doing work around the Tranch
A few photos of the infamous Tarp Barn:
Other misc property pics:
I think the second to last one was posted by fedposter Paul Liistro. Also, I forget why Fedposter J posted this, but it's funny.
He also posted the cold shower they built:
Moving on, let's take a moment to remember the Farms Favorite alpaca, Pepe. And yes, the first one is actually the picture Josie posted.
There were also a couple videos Sky posted of the alpacas attempting to bathe in the water bucket:
And I'd like to take another moment to remember Tobi, Sky and Bonnie's dog that fell out of a window a couple years ago when Sky was trying to drive him to Alyssa's place so the dog could be with Bonnie.
Some moments of him in life:
Another funny dog moment, TransgirlTac gets Naga's name wrong, Kevin corrects her:
More lore on TransgirlTac:
Misc animal pics
Moving on, we got animals in the house:
And inside the house, I for whatever reason saved this:
Other pics of the house itself:
We can't forget about their stove/cooking adventures though!
Kevin's posted a few tweets and photos of their grocery shopping trips throughout the years.
We have some throwbacks to business endeavors over the years:
I wasn't around during this era of house work, but it's interesting that they managed to get Kevin's ass outside (I don't really think he did anything to help, though).
Penny's era of cutting down trees:
Major throwback to the T Injection Nights:
I don't have much to add, other than Sky's halloween pumpkin this past year (apparently called a "behold-o-lantern')
And this meme, that the Tranch account has posted a few times years ago:
I hope I added everything in this post that I had, it took a few hours to make because I am not having no "part 2" shit. However, there will be more as time goes on, because the Tranch is eternal.
Old English Roast Beef
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Looking back through the pictures like that is kind of nostalgic. Despite all the drama they had, it seems like each person's time at the Tranch is an interesting period of his life he'll be able to tell his grandki—oh, right.