Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

Oh good lord the Handyman arc really is starting:

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Now I'm a slightly less fat/retarded person but what would the purpose be of having to dremel several dozen iron nails? How big are we talking? Huge 8-inch nails? Little carpenter nails? What the fuck is this retard cutting besides pepperoni that would wear down the edge so much?

the fucker doesn't know how to remove the old boards, and couldn't get the hammer claw under the nail, and so is using a dremel to remove the nailheads or something like wtf

1. use a prybar under the old wood, or a catspaw under the nailhead
2. if you are going to cut nails, don't fuck around with a damn dremel, just get a sawzall with a "fuckitol blade" which can go through wood, nail, flesh, small black children, etc.
3. holy shit dremel disks are expensive just replace the damn risers, probably cheaper

OK, here is my theory. I've been thinking about this all day and this is what I came up with:

Piggy broke his hammer trying to pry out nails. Because he's a fat retard, he didn't have another hammer anywhere and also didn't even think of buying a new one. Instead, he gets the dremel out and cuts the nails out until the disk is worn down to a nub as pictured. Only THEN does he go to the store, get a new disk, and by complete happenstance he learns they sell hammers there so he gets one too.

That's just my theory. Does it make any logical sense? No, but we are not dealing with a normal human being. We are dealing with Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Ophelia]

I like how even when Fatty is carefully curating his presentation of being a manly man doing manly things like a manly man does with manly tools, he still comes across as an absolute faggot and a retard who does everything wrong.

he posted them himself - he thinks this is good

I think this hits the nail on the head (teehee) when it comes to Rick’s appeal for me. He’s like this, but he’s not a lovable dope — he’s a smug know-it-all asshole, and that makes laughing at him extra enjoyable. If he was a sweet retard just trying to get by, I’d have a harder time mocking him.

 

[misterduckford]

I see Niki is spending this Easter the way she spends every holiday: getting hammered.

By nigger farts.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

how the fuck is this place worth 260k?

That was my first thought until I saw that's for both halves of the half hovel. Rich kid amateur real estate "investors" have driven stuff like the half hovel up cause they just buy on credit and use the rent to cover the loan.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

more likely it's to make the house look presentable for an appraisal in preparation for obtaining a loan to pay Quasi

it could also be related to trying to sell the property, but that is more dangerous, because disguising a defect opens liability, you're better off just having a blown porch and note that it needs to be repaired when selling (buyers ALWAYS underestimate repair costs, it's great)

If the lien he has is against the property then he can't do that. If Quisi is being really mean, he could force them to foreclose. Could be why he's going into check his debt.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If the lien he has is against the property then he can't do that. If Quisi is being really mean, he could force them to foreclose. Could be why he's going into check his debt.

If the lien + current loan < total value he could refinance and the bank would pay off the lien and the current loan. Bank doesn’t really care if it’s a deficiency as long as the appraisal is right.

He may even think that this somehow avoids having to pay it because he can’t math.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If the lien + current loan < total value he could refinance and the bank would pay off the lien and the current loan. Bank doesn’t really care if it’s a deficiency as long as the appraisal is right.

He may even think that this somehow avoids having to pay it because he can’t math.

That's not for a Judgement lien. There are different types. If he wants to renew he's fine, if it's refinancing he's fucked until he pays off the lien.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

That's just my theory. Does it make any logical sense? No

I'll disagree. It does make logical sense. Just not to an average, mortal man. If you were a 140 IQ pepperoni powered pigman you'd definitely understand

Now I'm a slightly less fat/retarded person but what would the purpose be of having to dremel several dozen iron nails? How big are we talking? Huge 8-inch nails? Little carpenter nails? What the fuck is this retard cutting besides pepperoni that would wear down the edge so much?

As has been speculated he was likely trying to pull whatever fasteners were holding down the old steps when he broke his hammer and had to resort to cutting them. A dremel is a really comical choice for the job though. You do see his inner writer trying to emerge though with the superfluous adjective of 'iron.' I say superfluous because there aren't really too many other material options that he could reasonably be working with. It's not like he's trying to retain the authenticity of valuable antiques by using brass or bronze, or doing something industrial where he's working with a specific grade of steel (basically all 'iron' nowadays is just some level of mild steel, you'd have to really go out of your way to get actual iron nails)

The real question that it raises in my mind, however, is not what he was cutting. I want to know whether he was wearing safety goggles or if his piggy folds keep his eyes so shut that he has permanent safety squints rendering them unnecessary. I know this is concern trolling but it's barely concern trolling. Dremel and grinder discs legitimately terrify me. I've never had one catastrophically fail on me but I have seen saws throw the staples from the price stickers and pierce skin from across the room when cutting through lumber and it's that same basic fear

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

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I can't wait for him to show us the paint job. There is literally no way he doesn't slop paint all over the composite, and I am here for it

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy and his sow are out and about, his face is eating those sunglasses:



Also, fat pedophile jokes about washing his tiny faucet cock in front of children:

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Is he actually getting fatter? Is that even possible?

This has to be intentional at this point no one just naturally gains that much fat.

 

[AnOminous]

or if his piggy folds keep his eyes so shut that he has permanent safety squints rendering them unnecessary

This is what Piggy actually looks like.

This is actually what this fat asshole looks like. I didn't shop this, he posted it himself. He actually LOOKS LIKE THIS.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Is he actually getting fatter? Is that even possible?

This has to be intentional at this point no one just naturally gains that much fat.

We may be witnessing the early stages of a male pregnancy

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

This is what Piggy actually looks like.
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This is actually what this fat asshole looks like. I didn't shop this, he posted it himself. He actually LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Safety squints en-fucking-gaged

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I can't wait for him to show us the paint job. There is literally no way he doesn't slop paint all over the composite, and I am here for it

I predict he will not know about multiple coats.

 

[Simon]

Piggy and his sow are out and about, his face is eating those sunglasses:

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Also, fat pedophile jokes about washing his tiny faucet cock in front of children:

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Look how fatty sucks it in! He looks like he's letting out a giant fart (and not the kind Nikki likes).

 

[Mr Moonface]

A stalker account made fun of piggy for his fat face and tiny cock, the replies were deleted quickly afterward:



So yeah, he's still doing the reply then insta-delete thing.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

A stalker account made fun of piggy for his fat face and tiny cock, the replies were deleted quickly afterward:

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This retard doesn't even know that summer is a whole ass 2 and a half months away.
Spring literally just started like 3 weeks ago

 

[internet friend]

My sunglasses fit my face just fine, stalker. Enjoy prison.

Imagine just being a stranger stumbling across this message. How do you even respond to this?

 

[Next Task]

Piggy and his sow are out and about, his face is eating those sunglasses:

Niki is definitely looking slimmer. Though it's very notable that they're doing all these things alone. It's been, what, a year at least since Pat's posted photos of them out with 'friends'? Funny how they don't seem to have any.