Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

I am sometimes astounded to realize Jack is less than two years older than I am, and he's in this shape. I know people in their 80s who are in better shape.

My Dad is older than Jagoff and he not only looks 10 years younger but he's in hell of a lot better shape. It's almost as if eating properly and exercise was good for you.

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Another culinary abomination from Jagoff Scalfatty.

The mushrooms don't even look cooked.

 

[jackopalkia]

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Jesus Christ Jack
Not even a week back home and already making shitty unhealthy food.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.

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Did Jack really compare people running in the nude to people being killed en masse?

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Jack kino is back!

As a side note, do you think Jack claims his vision is blurry is because he actually is blind or is it that he's stupid enough to not update his prescription for glasses

 

[Charlie Delicious]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.

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Fatty ever heard of the first amendment?

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I thought it was basil but upon closer inspection it's either green onions or you're right and it's lettuce.
Jesus Christ, Jack, how can you fail so much and so little time. I expect nothing and I'm still let down

I zoomed in and I'm fairly certain they're green onions. But jfc what a hack job. He's had a cooking show for years and still sucks this bad? How.

...Oh right, no working appendages. Genuinely looking forward to this video.

 

[Simon]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.

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Will TamHam be his assistant? Will she work his mouth and hands like a puppet? Does Jack pick up things with his mouth? Tune in to see how this retarded little nugget does it!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

It should be illegal to cover mass shootings because naked people running on a baseball field never gets coverage.

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Is this supposed to be a KETOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thing still? If Jack is still doing this "keto" shit, I'm going to be genuinely shocked. I honestly thought he'd at least try a different meme diet. It'd be one thing if he said "fuck it I'm just going to eat like shit till I die", but if he seriously keeps the same larp going as if nothing happened, I'm going to be at a loss for words.

 

[densedance]

genuinely shocked

Why even bother with being shocked at this point? I honestly was really curious what the first content is going to be after his hiatus, but I wasn't suprised either that it is/was some bullshit Casserolle medley.

Wanna bet that his next video is about something fried?

 

[TestTubePuppy]

You guys must not cook. That's Italian Parsley. It's a pretty ordinary garnish.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

So he basically took one of those tubes of ground beef, pre sliced mushrooms, some cream of mushroom soup, green onions, and a pound of cheese, threw it into a baking dish and cooked it long enough to melt the cheese.

JFC. If he had any sense, both for his health and the channel, he'd be leaning into how to make easy healthy meals. But it's more of the same pig slop.

Never change, fatty, never change.

ETA about parsley. So he didn't acutally prepare anything, he just threw everything into the baking dish.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Why even bother with being shocked at this point? I honestly was really curious what the first content is going to be after his hiatus, but I wasn't suprised either that it is/was some bullshit Casserolle medley.

Wanna bet that his next video is about something fried?

I don't know, it's just so bizarre to think someone could go through something as traumatic as this and come out completely unfazed. Even if he just pretended to change that would make sense. Kind of like with KingCobra and his recent incarceration. He swears up and down that he's cutting back on his booze. We all know it's bullshit, but at least he's vaguely pretending.

Jack ain't even gonna pretend to do things different. Just straight back into leaning keto like he isn't short two additional limbs. Even by deathfat lolcow standards, that's pretty incredible.

 

[Pig Cups]

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I think we can all agree that this is an outcome that we never imagined being possible two months ago.

I, for one, am very excited about CWJ actually resuming. I was prepared for only a return of JOTG (if that), so this feels like getting more than what was internally bargained for. I’m looking forward to it with more anticipation than any other upcoming shows/series or movies.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I wouldn't get too worked up about retarded takes from an honorary Boomer whose lifetime of extreme self-indulgence has cost him an arm, an eye and any meaningful use of his legs.

It's actually reasonable argument that media shouldn't cover the perpetrator of horrific crimes as it indeed can spur on a celebrity culture. Uncle Ted K. said as such that he did the bombings as otherwise no one would pay attention to his Manifesto against technology.

As you pointed out Mushbrain missed the point.

 

[stets]

 

[ZipDisk]

Surely they will hide him away

If Jack died in a hot van, would that be a Jack on the Go?

tubes of ground beef

I actually see less of these out shopping lately, the pink slime saga really fucked the market up, so now they use squares. Except walmart, because walmart doesn't give a fuck. Funny enough, meat tubes are called "chubs".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Is this supposed to be a KETOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thing still? If Jack is still doing this "keto" shit, I'm going to be genuinely shocked. I honestly thought he'd at least try a different meme diet. It'd be one thing if he said "fuck it I'm just going to eat like shit till I die", but if he seriously keeps the same larp going as if nothing happened, I'm going to be at a loss for words.

Of course he's going KETOOOOO. Remember sugar is the only enemy in Jagoff's life... other than liberals.

All he's doing is increasing his chance of a 5th stroke. At this point he should just pack it in because he's done as a person. I don't see him living to see 2024. The Wendigo that's operating his body? That thing will be around for a while and be animating his corpse. The question is will anybody notice?

Funny enough, meat tubes are called "chubs".

So is Jagoff.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

I just noticed this from a YouTuber I follow. He’s an Italian gentleman now living in Australia who has worked as a chef and a cooking instructor. I’ve learned some great recipes from him- his cooking videos are a pretty informative resource.

He’s an insistent purist, so I knew it’d be a deservedly good takedown of an infamously horrid recipe. He goes after Jack pretty hard, hitting him on everything- the quality/pronunciation/proportion of his ingredients, his ring, the recipe and cooking method itself, his plating presentation, the pretentiousness of his cooking utensils, the way he eats, and his stroke-rambling. He calls out Jack’s Audible.com sponsor, saying that they should be ashamed.

He assertively declares Jack/CWJ “the worst cooking show [I’ve ever seen].” I can’t disagree.

BUT…he also pegs Jack as “such a nice guy” (12:56), and gives him the benefit of the doubt that he can “do better,” while reinforcing his perceived niceness (16:17). Now, he’s obviously misled, but I can’t fault him for not being caught up on Jack lore. I’m also excited because he said he’s “going to react to more of these videos to learn more about him.” Hoooo boy, this guy is headed down quite a rabbit hole. Hopefully it results in more Jack reaction content. Godspeed, Vincenzo.

First a duck named August, then Uncle Roger, then Chef Brian Tsao, and now Chef Vincenzo. Go figure.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

If Jack died in a hot van, would that be a Jack on the Go?

I actually see less of these out shopping lately, the pink slime saga really fucked the market up, so now they use squares. Except walmart, because walmart doesn't give a fuck. Funny enough, meat tubes are called "chubs".

He shops at Walmart/Sam's Club and I'm sure he has a bunch of them in his freezers anyway. He probably gets the huge 3 pound ones. 1) because he's a glutton and 2) they remind him of giant penises.

 

[AnOminous]

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It looks like he ate about 10 of his hospital meals and then just vomited them up into a pan.

As a side note, do you think Jack claims his vision is blurry is because he actually is blind or is it that he's stupid enough to not update his prescription for glasses

The vision problems are from his stroke. He has literal brain damage in his visual cortex, so his eyes, as weird and bugged-out as they are, aren't the problem. It's that his visual cortex has mostly been replaced with fat and cerebrospinal fluid. He literally no longer has the part of his brain that sees things.

First a duck named August, then Uncle Roger, then Chef Brian Tsao, and now Chef Vincenzo. Go figure.

I'm pretty sure every YouTube chef in existence is constantly bombarded with demands to do a Jack video.

 

[ZipDisk]

Vincenzo didn't ramp up the shock the way the youtube whores do. I honestly wouldn't mind if a cooking host took the time to teach how to unfuck Jack's recipes. (where possible)
I honestly hate how some of these idiots loudly gawk at Jack's videos, when they've seen it all before. They're not going in fresh, they're just pretending to be shocked.
Fuck that, and fuck them.

I feel like a lot of Jack's recipes could be perfectly normal dinners if you scaled back the gluttony. Granted, that's because they WERE perfectly normal dinner recipes before jack stole them and added a pound of shreddy cheese.