Science I Gave Myself Severe Diarrhea for Science. Don't Tax Me for It. - What?

At exactly 11:04 a.m. on April 6, 2022, I stood within a medical isolation facility and gulped down a solution of Shigella flexneri bacteria, surrounded by half a dozen nurses and doctors in protective equipment. I contracted dysentery, the signature condition caused by the Shigella family.

What would possess someone to do such a thing? I drank the bespoke pathogenic cocktail as part of what's known as a "human challenge study" run by the Center for Vaccine Development at the University of Maryland, Baltimore. In a human challenge study, adult volunteers are exposed to a pathogen. The study I was involved in was intended to test an experimental vaccine. The process may sound somewhat medieval, but these studies are critical scientific tools that prioritize participant safety. From 1980 to 2021, over 15,000 volunteers have been exposed to one of dozens of diseases in such studies, and not one has died.

Dysentery can be fatal. While Shigella is treatable with antibiotics, resistance is evolving at a worrying pace, and tens of thousands of children still succumb to it every year in the developing world. Those it does not kill are often left with stunted growth.

During my 10-day inpatient quarantine, however, I was never afraid for my life. I had been thoroughly screened to make sure I was otherwise healthy, had a dedicated medical research team monitoring me 24/7, and was given antibiotics once my symptoms became severe.

Death, then, was anything but certain for me. Taxes, however, remain quite certain.

For my assistance in the development of a potentially lifesaving vaccine, I was paid $7,350. My motivations were altruistic to a degree: I wanted to pay my privilege forward. As I told Business Insider, however, I am not a complete saint and would not have done it for free.

As far as the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is concerned, the compensation for my bout of dysentery has zero charitable component; it's just regular old income, indistinguishable from, say, freelance writing or mowing lawns. If, God forbid, I am ever audited, I hope the IRS agent believes me when I say that's just my diarrhea money.

I maintain, though, that I should not be taxed on that $7,350 at all: Treating clinical trial compensation as taxable income is just bad policy.

At the risk of sounding self-important, healthy human medical volunteers, indispensable in the development of numerous vaccines and therapeutics, probably have done more good for the world as a group than have U.S. Olympic medal winners, whom Congress exempted from taxes on their prizes. Participation in a trial for a vaccine is, at the very least, more socially valuable than mere membership in a gym.

The logic of tax breaks for medical experiment volunteers extends to the state level as well. Surely, if tax credits for donating venison and growing oysters are acceptable in Maryland, so too should be a tax credit for my diarrhea.

Research suggests that money is indeed a primary motive for healthy clinical trial participants. Altruism is also an important factor for most, but people don't usually consent to getting injected with malaria or taking a gulp of diarrheal germ juice only to feel good about themselves. It is notoriously difficult to recruit and retain clinical trial subjects in general.

It's basic marginal economics: Unquestionably, there are people for whom $7,350 is worth the risk of dysentery (not everyone in my cohort got sick), but the post-tax sum is not. At the very least, there's a base 15.3 percent self-employment tax—which knocks off just over $1,100—even before state and federal income taxes take their bite. Clinical studies certainly don't adjust compensation to make it equal across all tax brackets.

The state has already decided it has a strong interest in medical research. The federal government disburses tens of billions of dollars every year in research grants via the National Institutes of Health, and tax breaks for volunteer compensation could only help speed up the numerous clinical trials that some of that money goes toward. In short, we currently tax-disincentivize otherwise very socially and economically valuable behavior.

Why can't studies just raise their compensation rates to better attract participants? As a whole, the field of research ethics is deeply averse to paying participants "too much" money, for fear of "undue inducement"—compensation so grand that it obliterates a subject's rational ability to evaluate risk and thus eliminates their ability to provide truly informed consent. (Payment is usually a few thousand dollars at most; mine was rather high.)

In fact, some ethicists are anxious over any payment at all for research subjects. An influential survey of research professionals, bioethicists, and institutional review board (IRB) members found a "pervasive ethical concern that offering payment to subjects will influence a prospective research participant's decision to enroll or remain in a trial." An astonishing 65 percent of them "agreed that participants are coerced if the offer of payment makes them participate when they otherwise would not." Yet payments continue, of course, because without payments, research would grind to a halt.

As a paid research guinea pig, I find this whole "undue inducement" framing paternalistic. And the notion that payment equals coercion is self-evidently absurd if applied across the range of human economic relations. If a study has adequate oversight, its informed consent process should be robust enough to ensure volunteers are of sound mind and can truly evaluate the risks of participation as autonomous adults, even if they are compensated in small part for those risks.

The "undue inducement" argument is rooted in a general distrust of markets in general, especially for something so visceral as a medical study. Combined with vague regulatory guidelines, the upshot is a functional price ceiling in the name of protecting participants: IRBs will reject payment that is "too high." Yet paying $1,000 versus, say, $10,000 does not eliminate any supposedly dastardly market dynamic—it simply shifts this supposed burden to low-income people, for whom $1,000 is more likely to be worth the discomfort and opportunity cost. We already know so-called professional human guinea pigs in Phase I nonchallenge drug and vaccine studies treat the field as a sort of labor market, weighing the options at different research centers and for different studies.

In the name of protecting the economically vulnerable, then, the research ethics field appears to have decided that paying people more is unethical and bad for them.

Fortunately, a clinical trial compensation tax break could raise aggregate payment to volunteers. This idea ought to have cross-ideological appeal; a tax break for the right, more lifesaving health research for the government's dollar for the left.

Clinical trials are key steps in the development of lifesaving medical advances, and the state already assumes a role in their promotion. Taxes on volunteer compensation depress participation, thereby stalling medical progress and undermining the efforts the state already funds, not to mention the many private trials not funded by the government.

Thus, the tax on my dysentery money must go—preferably before I file this year.

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I hope the IRS agent believes me when I say that's just my diarrhea money.
This got me laughing for a few seconds when I read the article.
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How about don't tax me at all. We pay enough taxes already. Thanks.

But yeah, this article is as shitty as his diarrhea.
 
No, there are reasons why we don’t pay people big bucks for medical research. If there’s a huge financial incentive then there’s an element of financial coercion and that means consent is not truly free and informed.
If we are telling the poor ‘actually you can earn a years wages by taking part in this life threatening experiment…’ then you can hopefully see the ethical conflict. Not that anyone in power gives a shit about coercion free consent after covid but whatever
 
What would possess someone to do such a thing? I drank the bespoke pathogenic cocktail as part of what's known as a "human challenge study"
The smugness and arrogance that oozes off of that statement is palpable. This reeks of the same idiot who volunteered for the first rollout of covid shots and bragged about it

Most people have enough common sense not to literally volunteer to be human guinea pigs for this kind of thing. There are good reasons why the nazis had to resort to forcing people to o this kind of thing and why the US had to lie to people and frequently coerce them to convince them to 'volunteer.' Speaking of which, they were lying then about how safe it is, why would anyone think for an instant they aren't still lying? The fact they're paying this guy over 7k to get the shits for awhile and test various drugs for its treatment should be a huge red flag. That screams throw him a bone now so if he ends up with serious health problems in 20 years from it we can head off a lawsuit pointing out we already paid him. Never agree to anything when this kind of mentality is involved. Its there for a good reason
 
Why don't they test these new treatments on the kids who are actually dying of dysentery?
 
I am growing to hate people who (ab)use the term "bespoke."
 
As far as the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is concerned, the compensation for my bout of dysentery has zero charitable component; it's just regular old income, indistinguishable from, say, freelance writing or mowing lawns.
I don't think this dude knows what charity is or how it works. It is just regular old income. You preformed a service, you got paid in exchange. You're just so high off of your diarrhea farts that you think you should get some special tax exemption status.
 
I don't think we should tax people for willingly offering up their body and health for medical science testing. Even though he may have gotten a vaccine, certain diseases can have unforeseen lasting impacts on your health down the road (a foreseen one would be shingles post-chicken pox). You're setting yourself up for potential ailments down the road. Few people would sacrifice their body for science without any compensation whatsoever unless they were already on their death bed. To give away your health and potential years off your life, to save the lives of others through medical experimentation, that should be tax-free.

No, there are reasons why we don’t pay people big bucks for medical research. If there’s a huge financial incentive then there’s an element of financial coercion and that means consent is not truly free and informed.
If we are telling the poor ‘actually you can earn a years wages by taking part in this life threatening experiment…’ then you can hopefully see the ethical conflict. Not that anyone in power gives a shit about coercion free consent after covid but whatever
No one's forcing you to take the research. They do explain all of the potential complications that may arise from the experiment. You're not going in blind lol. Just because I can donate my eggs for money doesn't mean I'm going to, even though I'll get $5k for one donation and up to $10k after five donations. They're not forcing me to donate my eggs. You don't have to be a prostitute. You can literally get a real job anywhere.
 
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