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For a long time, aylawgs have seen many mysterious things around Ralph that can only be chalked up to being supernatural or paranormal. Some people try to justify or find logical explanations for these phenomenon, but even then, there are too many things that can't be easily explained. This thread exists to archive many of those phenomenon.
Ralph Avenue
Last year, Warski and PPP took a hiatus after Warski got OTKO in his boxing match. A few months afterward returned with a paranormal documentary: The legend of the bog hog.
https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e/haunted-swamp!-ghostly-bog-hog-legend!:1
The idea behind the documentary was that PPP and Warski would go to the Ralph Family Swampland and find the Ralph Family treasure. Of course, this was all performative and was actually recorded in the woods on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. Even though it was performative, Warski and PPP happened upon something actual supernatural, a street called Ralph Avenue.
There is a well documented phenomenon already that streets named after Martin Luther King Jr aren't the safest, but Ralph avenue further expanded this. On Ralph Avenue, you have Gaming Gators shops right next to Little JCaesar187's Pizza, the only church is a Church's Chicken, the laundry mats all have casinos in them to get people to actually wash their fucking clothes, and gas stations have bars in them. How widespread this paranormal mystery is is unknown. Only on Ralph Avenue.
The Magi-Chan Demon / Gunt-Chan
Magi-Chan is a character from the popular Sonichu Comic Series written by the famous Christian Weston Chandler. Magi-Chan is one of the chaotic combo, as he's a Sonichu with psychic powers. While technically being the strongest Sonichu, many fans considered him to be next to useless (Less useless than Bubbles though) as he only existed for the majority of chapters to info dump upon the characters & reader, and to teleport the characters where ever the fuck they needed to go.
Chris-Chan meanwhile does not need much of an introduction around here. I'll just end his explanation by saying this; Chris appears to be the harbinger of clownworld. He was into My Little Pony before it became mainstream. He was into the tranny shit before it became mainstream. He was into the incest shit....
For years, trolls and alogs always teased Chris as Magi-Chan seemed to have a lot of homosexual undertones to him. He was always watching people have sex, he was being setup to have a waifu for lifefu that was a dickgirl (since Chris is so bad at foreshadowing), and have no interest in anything. As Chris became more and more embedded in clownworld, eventually, Magi-Chan ended up marrying his (adoptive) dad Mewtwo (there's some real foreshadowing). Eventually, both Chris and some loli character would be brought into this poly relationship, too.
At one point, Chris was stating that Magi-Chan was possessing him and intended to converse with a certain broke dick individual we all know and love. This lead to Ralph's former co-host The Gator Gamer coming up with the theory that Chris was possessed by a demon that encouraged him to make all the crazy choices he'd made over the years, and this demon was currently aiming for Null.
In late July of 2021, it was revealed that Chris had been having sex with his elderly mother and was forced to leave the house and sever all connections to her. Null who was in contact with Chris at the time, severed his connections with Chris as well, and even found out Chris was essentially taking his Mother's money to pay for stuff, which was illegal and was reported to the police. On August 1, 2021, Ethan Ralph decided that the best way to get back at that damn broke dick pedophile, Joshua Connor Moon, was to have his greatest lolcow come on the Killstream and spill all the Deetz.
After a day of guntin' around and chasing redditors, Ralph was heading back home when he got a call that Chris was currently being arrested. He rocketed back to the motel and got the famous video of Chris-Chan's arrest for incest.
It is widely believed that the Magi-Chan demon knew that the jig was up and immediately jumped over to Ralph since a new, perfectly suitable host was right there. JessePS from Podawful was also right on the ground that day and confirmed that he saw the demon jump over to Ralph, turning him into Gunt-Chan.
Since this day, Ralph's life has gone to shit. Just like Chris, he sits in his room constantly, stress sighs, and complains about the aylawgs. With Chris out of prison, there's theorizing that it could try to return to Chris, or maybe it likes its new home, or maybe Ralph is just another step closer to his true target of Null, trying to lure him in with promises of dick measuring contests. Until then, we eagerly await the introduction the new Killstream, starring Guntchu and Ralphie the Ragehog
Karma
Karma is a bitch as many people will tell you. Ralph's life is nothing but a train wreck, and many people believe that it may be proof that karma exists and there's always a cause and effect.
1)Cause: Ralph gets drunk and decides to start shit with a cop. Effect: Goes to Jail
2)Cause: Ralph decides to spite tonka by going to knoxville Effect: Ralph's gunt is revealed to the world, starting the downfall of his career.
3)Cause: Ralph decides to go to Portugal to spite Andy Warski Effect: Ralph gets his ass kicked.
4)Cause: Ralph decides to go to Portugal to spite Andy Warski again Effect: Ralph gets his ass kicked a second time (We'll talk more about this in the next section.
A most recent example of this is the chair incident. At the end of November of 2022, Ralph decided to play air guitar to celebrate some W people don't remember cause it was so asinine against the Kino Casino. Ralph's chair immediately broke.
Could this last one be Karma? Possibly. But, we have to look at it from a more scientific approach.
Longtime aylawgs are familiar with the ancient concept of "Gunt for the gunt god, Maker's Mark for the Maker's Mark throne". If one is thrown out of whack, it can have dire consequences, so this one is believed to be the gunt god receiving too much gunt, thus the maker's mark throne getting destroyed (hence the bottles of maker's mark rattling around once it got destroyed).
Maybe someday, we'll be able to confirm this for sure.
Divine Retribution
In late May of 2022, Ralph decided to spite Andy Warski a 2nd time by going to Portugal(and not getting his ass kicked this time). On May 25th, Ralph decided to stream his guntin' around in the streets of Portugal. One of the things he decided to do was visit a famous church or cathedral. In this church, there are shrines to various Saints. You donate a little bit, take a candle, and light it upon their shrine. This is all done by the honor system.
Ralph's gunt defiled this sacred ground that day by stealing a candle, lighting it and putting it in the shrine, all while proclaiming that "Christ is kang". Aylawgs feared the divine retribution that would immediately follow. Would a bell fall from a tower upon Ralph? Would a statue crumble and crush him? People feared what was to come, but it never came. Was God and Jesus real?
Ralph went back to his guntin' around and soon picked up a couple of lads on his tail. Cog and his best friend Dan were following Ralph for lulz. Eventually, the two groups reached a street corner, with each on opposite sides. Cog's chat was pushing him to confront Ralph, but refused to in a public place. Ralph's chat meanwhile warned Ralph that Cog was around the corner and Ralph decided to confront him. Ralph immediately went and started throwing his gunt around. Many believe that at that moment, Dan was filled with either the Holy Spirit or God himself, as Ralph quickly found himself on the receiving end of the fist of an angry god, pummeling him many times. Cog and Dan faced 0 consequences for what happened, and even came out far ahead in donos and internet fame.
Was this divine intervention and retribution? The world may never know. Maybe when we die, we'll know for sure.
Ralph's Gunt
Ralph's gunt is nothing less than supernatural. It's fat and floppy and never stops flubbing. There are many supernatural theories about Ralph's gunt listed below
1)Ralph's gunt is a parasitic entity that will endlessly keep growing until its host expires.
2)Ralph's only vulernable spot is his gunt. Every fight he gets in, he's never been KO'd. He always gets up no matter how shattered his skull is and keeps going. We saw this during both Portugal beatdowns, and at the troon house. As long as his gunt is ignored, he'll keep on powering through for another round.
3)One day, Ralph's gunt will consume all.
4)Ralph's gunt is a cryptid, one that needs to be secure, contain, and protected.
There are many other theories, but that's more then enough for today.
Always remember, that no matter what happens, the thumb is always up there.
Ralph Avenue
Last year, Warski and PPP took a hiatus after Warski got OTKO in his boxing match. A few months afterward returned with a paranormal documentary: The legend of the bog hog.
https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e/haunted-swamp!-ghostly-bog-hog-legend!:1
The idea behind the documentary was that PPP and Warski would go to the Ralph Family Swampland and find the Ralph Family treasure. Of course, this was all performative and was actually recorded in the woods on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. Even though it was performative, Warski and PPP happened upon something actual supernatural, a street called Ralph Avenue.
There is a well documented phenomenon already that streets named after Martin Luther King Jr aren't the safest, but Ralph avenue further expanded this. On Ralph Avenue, you have Gaming Gators shops right next to Little JCaesar187's Pizza, the only church is a Church's Chicken, the laundry mats all have casinos in them to get people to actually wash their fucking clothes, and gas stations have bars in them. How widespread this paranormal mystery is is unknown. Only on Ralph Avenue.
The Magi-Chan Demon / Gunt-Chan
Magi-Chan is a character from the popular Sonichu Comic Series written by the famous Christian Weston Chandler. Magi-Chan is one of the chaotic combo, as he's a Sonichu with psychic powers. While technically being the strongest Sonichu, many fans considered him to be next to useless (Less useless than Bubbles though) as he only existed for the majority of chapters to info dump upon the characters & reader, and to teleport the characters where ever the fuck they needed to go.
Chris-Chan meanwhile does not need much of an introduction around here. I'll just end his explanation by saying this; Chris appears to be the harbinger of clownworld. He was into My Little Pony before it became mainstream. He was into the tranny shit before it became mainstream. He was into the incest shit....
For years, trolls and alogs always teased Chris as Magi-Chan seemed to have a lot of homosexual undertones to him. He was always watching people have sex, he was being setup to have a waifu for lifefu that was a dickgirl (since Chris is so bad at foreshadowing), and have no interest in anything. As Chris became more and more embedded in clownworld, eventually, Magi-Chan ended up marrying his (adoptive) dad Mewtwo (there's some real foreshadowing). Eventually, both Chris and some loli character would be brought into this poly relationship, too.
At one point, Chris was stating that Magi-Chan was possessing him and intended to converse with a certain broke dick individual we all know and love. This lead to Ralph's former co-host The Gator Gamer coming up with the theory that Chris was possessed by a demon that encouraged him to make all the crazy choices he'd made over the years, and this demon was currently aiming for Null.
In late July of 2021, it was revealed that Chris had been having sex with his elderly mother and was forced to leave the house and sever all connections to her. Null who was in contact with Chris at the time, severed his connections with Chris as well, and even found out Chris was essentially taking his Mother's money to pay for stuff, which was illegal and was reported to the police. On August 1, 2021, Ethan Ralph decided that the best way to get back at that damn broke dick pedophile, Joshua Connor Moon, was to have his greatest lolcow come on the Killstream and spill all the Deetz.
After a day of guntin' around and chasing redditors, Ralph was heading back home when he got a call that Chris was currently being arrested. He rocketed back to the motel and got the famous video of Chris-Chan's arrest for incest.
It is widely believed that the Magi-Chan demon knew that the jig was up and immediately jumped over to Ralph since a new, perfectly suitable host was right there. JessePS from Podawful was also right on the ground that day and confirmed that he saw the demon jump over to Ralph, turning him into Gunt-Chan.
Since this day, Ralph's life has gone to shit. Just like Chris, he sits in his room constantly, stress sighs, and complains about the aylawgs. With Chris out of prison, there's theorizing that it could try to return to Chris, or maybe it likes its new home, or maybe Ralph is just another step closer to his true target of Null, trying to lure him in with promises of dick measuring contests. Until then, we eagerly await the introduction the new Killstream, starring Guntchu and Ralphie the Ragehog
Karma
Karma is a bitch as many people will tell you. Ralph's life is nothing but a train wreck, and many people believe that it may be proof that karma exists and there's always a cause and effect.
1)Cause: Ralph gets drunk and decides to start shit with a cop. Effect: Goes to Jail
2)Cause: Ralph decides to spite tonka by going to knoxville Effect: Ralph's gunt is revealed to the world, starting the downfall of his career.
3)Cause: Ralph decides to go to Portugal to spite Andy Warski Effect: Ralph gets his ass kicked.
4)Cause: Ralph decides to go to Portugal to spite Andy Warski again Effect: Ralph gets his ass kicked a second time (We'll talk more about this in the next section.
A most recent example of this is the chair incident. At the end of November of 2022, Ralph decided to play air guitar to celebrate some W people don't remember cause it was so asinine against the Kino Casino. Ralph's chair immediately broke.
Could this last one be Karma? Possibly. But, we have to look at it from a more scientific approach.
Longtime aylawgs are familiar with the ancient concept of "Gunt for the gunt god, Maker's Mark for the Maker's Mark throne". If one is thrown out of whack, it can have dire consequences, so this one is believed to be the gunt god receiving too much gunt, thus the maker's mark throne getting destroyed (hence the bottles of maker's mark rattling around once it got destroyed).
Divine Retribution
In late May of 2022, Ralph decided to spite Andy Warski a 2nd time by going to Portugal(and not getting his ass kicked this time). On May 25th, Ralph decided to stream his guntin' around in the streets of Portugal. One of the things he decided to do was visit a famous church or cathedral. In this church, there are shrines to various Saints. You donate a little bit, take a candle, and light it upon their shrine. This is all done by the honor system.
Ralph's gunt defiled this sacred ground that day by stealing a candle, lighting it and putting it in the shrine, all while proclaiming that "Christ is kang". Aylawgs feared the divine retribution that would immediately follow. Would a bell fall from a tower upon Ralph? Would a statue crumble and crush him? People feared what was to come, but it never came. Was God and Jesus real?
Ralph went back to his guntin' around and soon picked up a couple of lads on his tail. Cog and his best friend Dan were following Ralph for lulz. Eventually, the two groups reached a street corner, with each on opposite sides. Cog's chat was pushing him to confront Ralph, but refused to in a public place. Ralph's chat meanwhile warned Ralph that Cog was around the corner and Ralph decided to confront him. Ralph immediately went and started throwing his gunt around. Many believe that at that moment, Dan was filled with either the Holy Spirit or God himself, as Ralph quickly found himself on the receiving end of the fist of an angry god, pummeling him many times. Cog and Dan faced 0 consequences for what happened, and even came out far ahead in donos and internet fame.
Was this divine intervention and retribution? The world may never know. Maybe when we die, we'll know for sure.
Ralph's Gunt
Ralph's gunt is nothing less than supernatural. It's fat and floppy and never stops flubbing. There are many supernatural theories about Ralph's gunt listed below
1)Ralph's gunt is a parasitic entity that will endlessly keep growing until its host expires.
2)Ralph's only vulernable spot is his gunt. Every fight he gets in, he's never been KO'd. He always gets up no matter how shattered his skull is and keeps going. We saw this during both Portugal beatdowns, and at the troon house. As long as his gunt is ignored, he'll keep on powering through for another round.
3)One day, Ralph's gunt will consume all.
4)Ralph's gunt is a cryptid, one that needs to be secure, contain, and protected.
There are many other theories, but that's more then enough for today.
Always remember, that no matter what happens, the thumb is always up there.
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