Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[D. HoChoy]

Ahh remember the good old days when she was cracked out and mopping her carpet.

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She should at least clean up all that clutter before mopping. Also what's with the mopping technique?

She’s going to absolutely get wrecked in summer. She couldn’t tolerate Canadian summer. In Kuwait, the average high is 100 F in July. Heat stroke arc incoming

For comparison, Ottawa averages 80 F in July.

Roast piggie, roast.

She has enough flesh on her to feed an African village.

 

[Doxmatix]

@bubble wrap just a small thing but a few words were missing from the end of the transcript.


"Because you are a special customer, Sir. The food may taste a bit bitter at first but I assure you it's because of the freshness. Here's your food."

Sounds of burger wrappers rustling, then more customer 'piss piss piss' whispers

"Why am I wearing latex gloves sir? Well, I don't want my fingerprints on the packaging sir" etc

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

LOL since I too have a Fresh Meat tag because I was too retarded to figure out how to retrieve my old account, let me say this:

Fellow Fresh Meater: STFU and lurk moar. This is not the place to show up, start shit, and start running your mouth. That's just not how things work around here.

We'd love to have you here on our humble farm.....if you can learn how to act right, and obviously you don't know how to do that yet, so less posting, more lurking.

Don't ever disrespect Dutch. Knock that shit off.

ETA: Sorry Dutch, I know you've got this handled but I've had a bad night and I'm in the mood to fight. I'll calm down now

I've been here longer than both of you (at least two site hacks and dumped accounts so far) and I don't need the tutorial. To any other retards who feel the need to let me know that you think I suck, you can click the downdoot of your choice on any of these posts, shit up my profile, or send me some DMs so I can tell you to kill yourselves there instead of further shitting up the thread here.

I made a (poorly and autistically crafted) joke about how boring Chantal's videos were. Dutch sperged out, I sperged out, it's over. Usernames and ratings are seriously a mistake and the Fresh Meat tag has only accelerated the redditification of this site. If you care about someone's post more or less because you recognize their name or you like the autistic symbols under it, KYS.

On the one hand I am kinda sorry about shitting up the thread, on the other hand if this series of posts has annoyed you then you may be starting to understand how absolutely soulcrushing it's been to read months and months of cat sperging and speculation about the esoteric details of Kuwait's various laws and how they are perpetually on the verge of destroying Chantal.

--- ThIs Is ThE lAsT tImE i WiLl EvEr AdDrEsS tHiS ---

Moving on and to try to provide some on-topic hard-hitting discourse, I would like to simply state that Chantal's chin is fat and I would not have sex with it.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"You're speaking from the clavicle of..."

HONORS ENGLISH

The rage edits every 15 seconds are magical.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

lolmad

Archive of Charlie and FFG are one and the same:
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She says Salad told her to take a break from YouTube because she “technically doesn’t have to work” and he could see how bad it was for her mental health.

Wasn’t Salad also the one who encouraged her to hop back on to the mental abuse train after she quit for the 384884848th time and to not “let the haters win”?

Seems like that’s not very consistent, but hey at least that’s one of the things your working on, Chantal. Keep at it.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I've been here longer than both of you (at least two site hacks and dumped accounts so far) and I don't need the tutorial. To any other retards who feel the need to let me know that you think I suck, you can click the downdoot of your choice on any of these posts, shit up my profile, or send me some DMs so I can tell you to kill yourselves there instead of further shitting up the thread here.

For a guy that's been here longer than Null, you really seem like you DO need the tutorial. Or is acting this way part of the joke?

 

[lymphadainty]

"You're speaking from the clavicle of..."

HONORS ENGLISH

The rage edits every 15 seconds are magical.

She said "from the clavicle up," like she (Chuck) only shows her fat head when she does show her face instead of her fat body.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

She said "from the clavicle up," like she (Chuck) only shows her fat head when she does show her face instead of her fat body.

Wasn’t she angry to the point of vibrating at the reaction to the full body pic of her in the car a while back? And then had a nervous breakdown at the reaction to the Hutt mukbang?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Cuba Rage is the YouTube equivalent of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. It's a classic that will never be forgotten. Accept it, Chins.

EDIT: @ADHD She never really did apologize for Cuba Rage. But if she hadn't deleted Cuba Rage and GonorrheaGate she would have made some bank. But both live on. She will most likely delete this one too. She never learns that multiple viewers pounce on moments like this and it's her loss. (She'd make even more bank if she kept these things up AND left comments on. Commenting is the only reason why most people would give the views to her rather than to reactors.) She should just accept herself for the villain that she is and rage all the way to the bank.

 

[bubble wrap]

@bubble wrap just a small thing but a few words were missing from the end of the transcript.


"Because you are a special customer, Sir. The food may taste a bit bitter at first but I assure you it's because of the freshness. Here's your food."

Sounds of burger wrappers rustling, then more customer 'piss piss piss' whispers

"Why am I wearing latex gloves sir? Well, I don't want my fingerprints on the packaging sir" etc

Thanks, fren. I was ready to bail at the end there. Will fix it.
(It's bitter because of the freshness? What the heck does that even mean?)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Omg everyone stop fighteeen

I want her to record a full on Kuwait Rage, but then edit out everything but her taking a breath to rage roar and exhaling into a self satisfied smirk.

Man. That would be tits.

Years ago, there was a genre of this for a minute with the fat gorls eating with talking edited out, and it was one of my favorite things.

 

[ADHD]

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Cuba Rage is the YouTube equivalent of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. It's a classic that will never be forgotten. Accept it, Chins.

It was her very best work and she never should have deleted it or apologized for it.

 

[Dead Wife]

Can I stop calling you “Sir,” Sir? Sure Ma’am. Is there anything else I can get you Ma’am?
Whispery “customer” response

Alright Sir, I will not call you Ma’am. Anything else, Sir?
Whispery “customer” response

TRANSPHOBIA! Cancel the bitch.
I don’t think ASMR is meant to induce feelings of intense irritability and profound second-hand embarrassment, or maybe it’s a new aspect of the genre, idk?

 

[saltinedream]

It was her very best work and she never should have deleted it or apologized for it.

that night in BP Chat was one of the highlights of my internet life, the way everything just escalated from relish to the Egyptian president hanging Nader.
Good to remember why we followed this cow in the first place sometimes.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

"You're speaking from the clavicle of..."

HONORS ENGLISH

The rage edits every 15 seconds are magical.

Let’s not let “indoctrinologist” slip by unrecognised either.
From the context (she was answering a question about her hair loss and any professional she saw) I assume she meant “endocrinologist”…and she had pre-picked questions and pre-prepared answers, to a level. But this is Chantal and she doesn’t research or want to learn anything.

 

[Tinidril]

I just finished watching her latest...the archived version, because I'd rather die the Death of 1,000 Screams than give her a view on her own channel...and I gotta say she's lucky she ended when she did, cuz she was definitely starting to get wound up. Salee's not there, of course. Her remarks about "other fat people" mocking *her* fat is something she goes on and on about, but the truth is, if she weighed 110 lbs she'd still be the same obnoxious piece of crap we know and love. I know someone who could be Chantal's twin, in personality, self-centeredness, stupidity etc and she's totally normal weight. Everyone who knows her loathes the inner gal, not the outer one, and it's the same with Chantal.

And minor sperg (I haven't learned how to spoiler yet): karma doesn't exist, or it doesn't exist for devout muslimahs like Chantal, and it certainly doesn't exist in the "what goes around, comes around" version she and so many other folks use. Grr. She'd be better off telling us that all us kaffir/infidels are going to burn in Muslim hell, or call us dogs like Murad did.

I accept the top hats, puzzle pieces, etc., with humility.

 

[giddy-up]

These have meme potential.
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So sorry I’m late.

Spoiler: Adding the template too

Now make memes, not internet slap fights, you retards.

 

[well looky here]

It was her very best work and she never should have deleted it or apologized for it.

that and the pumped up kicks one are so entertaining.

she claims she's never gonna let a freakout like that happen again, but these soft rages and batshit asmr content are an indicator that she's losing her patience and sanity, so idk bout that...

the fast food asmr thing is her trying to make fun of herself before others do. she's attempting to take some power away from haters by showing everyone how unbothered she is because she can be self deprecating. however, she's never funny when she's trying to be, and because we know she cannot actually endure any kind criticism or mockery, this "parody" falls completely flat and just becomes weird as shit. kinda like when she pretended she was a dr that one time.

in the "ffg and charlie are the same" or whatever vid, she is fucking livid. her eye movements and blinking give her inner wrath away. it's taking everything she has to keep her voice even. in my head i hear flyleaf ♪I WILL BREAKKKKK♪

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

My face when preachy Chantal in a hijab is lecturing me about anything:

 

[chantalisfat]

Thanks, fren. I was ready to bail at the end there. Will fix it.
(It's bitter because of the freshness? What the heck does that even mean?)

She's trying to insinuate that she's poisoned the food. Bitter taste, takes a long time to prepare, wearing gloves to avoid prints, "if you survive". You probably didn't get it because it makes no sense and isn't funny.