Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Mersh is such a fat clown easy to make fun of. If he's not Andy internet friend then what other posters said him being the main cow of Jesse and PPP refusing to have anything to do with Podawful is the only explanation that comes to mind. It's funny in its own way.
Maybe they share paypigs? I think they don't make fun of TRS because they share paypigs. Sven said some nice things about Kino Casino in the past. Might be the same with Mersh.
Plus Tardski's still friends with Jesse behind the scenes, which is a shame, as I think allowing Mersh a segment every couple of episodes to fullon sperg against the spergs and Jesse could lead to some kino content. Like PPP would be vastly superior to Royce as the fatman goading Mersh into his full sperging potentials
 
Once the recession hits how doomed are these two? The bubbles are going to have to burst some day. Micro e-celebirty cannot stay solvent much longer. Especially with the hate speech laws being passed in Canada/Europe. How do they make enough money after youtube's cut (or whatever scam dono site they use), paypal's cut, the taxmans cut, and the fees to transfer the money between them?
 
How uniquely retarted do you have to be when a simple two monitor streaming PC setup takes you upwards of ten days to complete? We are not in a GPU shortage anymore, so it is not like they are unable to just go and buy what they need. What they have in the vid is not on the level of Pod Awful (obviously) where there is actual attention to equipment and an attempt to do something novel and interesting with the layout. Their set up is a bare walled crack shack that is arguably close to what Ralph has now. I guess the talcum powder has really impacted the production budget, hasn`t it?
 
All good things must come to an end. This is the way of things.

The show really ended with the boxing match. Even before then the show was in decline leading up to it. Andy did no prep, he was checked out, he's doing the show for his half.
After the boxing event, they took a long hiatus(big mistake) because Andy did want to face his audience after his humiliating defeat in the ring, you can tell shit talk bothers him, he still gets butthurt over AIM AIM AIM jokes despite trying to take back the meme by having it in the intro and joking about it.
They say they're working on stuff during that hiatus(the ghost hunting stuff), but it doesn't get released. IIRC I heard that the police basically told them to stop and Andy became paranoid and bitched out of releasing anything.
Now their schedule is inconsistent, they go over old news covered by other ahogs weeks earlier.
I've been a was a fan of PPP since a little bit before the infamous pink starfish stream. His content was genuine Kino, the initial Drunken Surfer cameos were great, when they started doing videos together it was so kino. When the Kino Casino launched I was excited to watch it every week and watched every episode. Now though, the content is way worse, it's old news, it's boring, certain segments are fucking awful, their jokes are stale, and their showmanship is way worse. "Subscribe to our gumroad for only $10 dollars a month, you get so much content", their "content" being lazy react content that they can't do anywhere else because they'd get DMCAed instantly.

I honestly didn't even realize they didn't do an episode Friday until today because I'm not really interested in the show anymore. I'm not excited every week for the next Kino Casino. I'm not the only one. They were getting big live numbers, people not even part of this "sector" from the top on down, were watching their show. Even America First people were obsessively watching the show despite it shitting on them.

It didn't have to go this way this soon, but it did because of greed, sloth and pride. It's not just that all content gets stale after a while(although it does when you are talking about the same people using the same talking points week after week), as I said, I've been watching PPP for years, and despite his old content being technically easy, it was very enjoyable niche content.
 
LOL no show this week again.
This is the first post I saw after being gone from this thread for like 2 weeks.

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All good things must come to an end. This is the way of things.
Let’s be honest, they had like 3 good episodes of Kino Casino. The rest was absolutely bottom-of-the-barrel dogshit. They immediately had the Powerchat scandal and the two retards exploded everything they were handed on a silver platter by Jim and circumstance. They truly are remarkably dumb.

Here’s a big tip from me to keep your 10/10 Internet show going, retards. Sit your mongoloid Asses down twice a week for a few hours, press “Start Stream” and collect money from Chumps. I bet the “Retard Alert” triangle will get some real chuckles out of Andy and Audience - still good the thousandth time. Maybe Jim can even retweet you and say “Ashton, the Baby!” What a funny joke that still Is.

However, even that much effort is too exhausting for the Coke-Addict Chimp and the Food-Addict Soy-Golem.
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In all love, moving together is the absolute worst idea imaginable.
I say the same but with all derision and scorn. Plus it’s really homosexual. They’re already both openly bi-curious at the very least and constantly talk about raping other men, sucking dick and other homo shit.

It also cracks me up that Tardski only has Ashton Porks as a roomate option. That is just sad and circumstances I would never wish on anyone.
 
Once the recession hits how doomed are these two? The bubbles are going to have to burst some day. Micro e-celebirty cannot stay solvent much longer. Especially with the hate speech laws being passed in Canada/Europe. How do they make enough money after youtube's cut (or whatever scam dono site they use), paypal's cut, the taxmans cut, and the fees to transfer the money between them?
Cockroaches always find a way to survive.
 
Once the recession hits how doomed are these two? The bubbles are going to have to burst some day. Micro e-celebirty cannot stay solvent much longer. Especially with the hate speech laws being passed in Canada/Europe. How do they make enough money after youtube's cut (or whatever scam dono site they use), paypal's cut, the taxmans cut, and the fees to transfer the money between them?
Ashton and andy's piggies will not suddenly abandon their bread and circuses just because everything is 50 cents more expensive. These people throw $50+ every friday to support 2 mundane hosts rehashing month old news that takes minutes to find out on your own. Why do you give them financial credibility?
Of course they can remain solvent living with andy's fucking parents.
There are no hate speech laws being passed preventing their show from existing.
They probably both out earn the average income in their country.
This sky is falling bullshit has been preached for months. They're still going. It will end someday but that is not in sight.
 
No way that covers how much PPP eats.

Even with Andy pitching in and feeding him fetuses.
I imagine he saves lots of money by having no real hobbies.
His time is fully given over to being an a-log.
Which might mean he technically earns less than minimum wage?

And does anyone remember when Warski was a skeptic with the Asian dude? He had like a real audience and steady income from his channel? Does Warski even remember that time of his life?
 
No way that covers how much PPP eats.

Even with Andy pitching in and feeding him fetuses.
If both Andy and Ashton get a 50% discount on rent from Mr. Prius, that's a lot of additional money for uber eats and boxed cocaine.

His time is fully given over to being an a-log.
Which might mean he technically earns less than minimum wage?
@Berrakh if we assessed everyone's usage of their free time like this, an alarming majority would make under minimum wage.
 
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imagine he saves lots of money by having no real hobbies.
His time is fully given over to being an a-log.
Andy saves a lot too with his hobbies. I imagine him burning piles of money like The Joker in The Dark Knight. "What do I need all that for? M m masturbating all day till my dick bleeds and flirting with trannies posting their dick pics on Twitter is ch ch cheap!"
 
Andy saves a lot too with his hobbies. I imagine him burning piles of money like The Joker in The Dark Knight. "What do I need all that for? M m masturbating all day till my dick bleeds and flirting with trannies posting their dick pics on Twitter is ch ch cheap!"
You're not wrong. Cooming is the hobby of the lazy and poor.
 
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