Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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YandereDev's inconsistency have gone for long enough and now he is trying to convince people he doesn't make enough money from Patreon? Well fuck that, I'm sick of his constant bullshit and his shitty lies to make sure he can keep living of this. It's for US to stand but I won't only rant I will undoubtedly prove that YandereDev is a completely liar based ONLY on what he's done on reddit, only because YandereDev will respond by "I wish I could change myself guise!!".

Anyway, let me first respond to his latest topic and his Patreon money.

As we all know YandereDev himself has inconsistently been stating that he does 8 hours a day all the way to 12 hours a day. To prove this to you I will also get quotes proving that he has in fact stated this himself (in order of oldest -> latest):

By December 2015, I felt so burnt out that I started to cut my daily hours down to 8 instead of 12 (although, on some days, I still go back to 12). - Archived at: http://archive.is/yU45W for verification purposes. I keep busting my ass and working 12 hour workdays. - Archived at: http://archive.is/H14AV for verification purposes. Would you work 12 hours a day - Archived at: http://archive.is/36c6d for verification purposes.

In his recent topic he says

84 hours PER week.

Let's also factoring other things to make sure we get the most accurate results possible.

On some days (only about two days per month) it takes me 12 hours to get through all of my e-mails.

We will now also factor in for 2 days - 12 hours of reading his emails. top kek. For the other days we will be nice and assume that based of:

50% of them require no answer We will use 6 hours (50% of 12) as the time for the rest of the days for reading his emails.

Now that we have factored in everything that YandereDev claims to be doing, let me prove to you mathematically that this is complete utter bullshit.

** 2 days spent reading emails - 12 hours of reading his emails **

I chose 2 days due to the way Yandere Simulator's popularity works: decreasing at the end of the month, then recovers. So during peak moments he would get more email.

Current hours spent: 2 * 12 = 24 hours

** Time spent coding is currently at 0. **

Assuming we now only have 5 days left.

Current hours spent: 5 * 6 = 20 hours (+ 24 hours) = 44 hours

** Time spent coding is currently at 0. **

According to my calculations he has spent NO time coding so 44 of those supposed 84 hours in a week goes to reading NICE emails.

Hours left for coding: 84 - 44 = 40 hours. (1 day 16 hours)

Which for your information is LESS than 2 days(48 hours).

Do you really think someone who works for less than 2 days on OUR game really deserves OUR money?

NOTE: I have been extremely lenient with Eva- sorry YandereDev here. This can been proven over here by a quote from him:

Out of all the e-mails I get every day, about 50% of them require no answer, or can be answered within 10 seconds. The other 50% are very significant and important e-mails from volunteers. If I didn't take time tocorrespond with those volunteers, then the game wouldn't have most of the content it currently possesses, or any of the "Preview" content I showed off on my blog during the month of May. Answering these e-mails gives me less time to actually program the game, but it also results in super-talented individuals producing excellent content for the game.

Quote was archived at: http://archive.is/36c6d for verification purposes.

I was nice and decided not to completely screw him over by including his "corresponding with those volunteers", which would of meant literally 1 day most likely based on his other incoherent rants.

Oh and EvaXephon. Get rekted.
The moderators are currently trying to censor that topic it was already removed once.
You can read the topic over here instead: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...res_something_for_those_of_you_who_wanted_me/
 
Ohoho that was good, regarding the whole reddit thing I kinda want to send him an email with the message that I posted I'm quite curious on how he would respond to that.
 
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Fuck yeah, YandereDev!
A blog dedicated to defending YandereDev, good luck crying me a river on how bad eva is.
fuckyeah-yanderedev asked:
Hey, want to be allies?

go-yanderedev answered:

I’m glad to see I’m not the only YandereDev defender out here!

Just cause there is hate, doesn’t mean support is gone

I know some cool guys who have blogs on defending yanderedev, I’ll list them soon incase, I joined the community since it’s prototype and not leaving because of people hating on this guy for terrible reasons, I’m glad some yandere simulator fans are actually finally opening their eyes on this yandev is a Homophobic racists pedobear rapist transophobic hoax (on the subreddit), what’s the proof? His chat logs! Basically that’s the dumbest proof of all and I hope our blogs will change *some* others minds who can’t actually see all the truth behind this.
oh dear, another one. This one has been a fan since the game was a prototype. Guess what? It still is. Oh, and we have plenty more proof. Remember when he had nudes sent to him by a minor, and he kept them? How about his refusal to filter his email better, so that he has to work even less? His blatant lies? Oh, I could go on, and I hope you end up reading through this thread.
 
Fuck yeah, YandereDev!
A blog dedicated to defending YandereDev, good luck crying me a river on how bad eva is.
fuckyeah-yanderedev asked:
Hey, want to be allies?

go-yanderedev answered:

I’m glad to see I’m not the only YandereDev defender out here!

Just cause there is hate, doesn’t mean support is gone

I know some cool guys who have blogs on defending yanderedev, I’ll list them soon incase, I joined the community since it’s prototype and not leaving because of people hating on this guy for terrible reasons, I’m glad some yandere simulator fans are actually finally opening their eyes on this yandev is a Homophobic racists pedobear rapist transophobic hoax (on the subreddit), what’s the proof? His chat logs! Basically that’s the dumbest proof of all and I hope our blogs will change *some* others minds who can’t actually see all the truth behind this.
oh dear, another one. This one has been a fan since the game was a prototype. Guess what? It still is. Oh, and we have plenty more proof. Remember when he had nudes sent to him by a minor, and he kept them? How about his refusal to filter his email better, so that he has to work even less? His blatant lies? Oh, I could go on, and I hope you end up reading through this thread.

Let's not bother enlighten these people. As soon as you mention YandereDev, they'll tell you that the bottom of the ocean is dry if Alex says so.

However, I am quite eager to see some of them chimpout and call us the devil.
 
Let's not bother enlighten these people. As soon as you mention YandereDev, they'll tell you that the bottom of the ocean is dry if Alex says so.

However, I am quite eager to see some of them chimpout and call us the devil.

Just another day at the Farms.

I've found some old screenshot on my computer dating back where he streamed dark soul this year in May I think and some other from later, and some new from his stream (you can still see them on it), watch out he's finally aware that we screenshot what he says on his stream :story:
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Perhaps it's because you are, Alex.
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He must still be buying in to that urban legend about used panties being sold in vending machines on Japanese street corners. Color me shocked.
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Yes, a store that focuses on selling lingerie, not always seductive lingerie mind you, to grown adult women is totally morally equivalent to selling the panties (implied to have been used) of underage girls.

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Someone give me a bandage, I cut myself really bad on that edge.

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You still are and you know it, Alex. Your actions since 2014 have shown why you're lonely.

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To be fair I don't blame him for not really using Social Media. But the zero friends part? Again, color me fucking shocked over here.


:story:
"Be a mature, civil adult"
Look who's talking, bubulah. Also it would've been prudent to avoid Tumblr if you wanted an audience of not 12 year olds.

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Someone's watched one too many beach episodes that every anime ever has at some point.

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This still legitimately makes my fucking skin crawl.
 
WMGs about how Eva will tank the game and lose fans like he lost his hair
Game Mechanics
-Introducing a Rape/Pregnancy mechanic
-Insisting on a detailed torture mechanic
-Insisting on an age-gap romance mechanic
-Insisting on perverted mechanics in general

Social
-Someone tries to play Yandere Simulator in real life, casting a dark shadow on the game forever
-Eva commits some questionable acts, casting a dark shadow on the game forever
-Eva ragequits
-Eva cons his way to the wrong venue for his game
-Eva gets sued
-Eva's programming becomes so horrible that it summons Mike Z, and causes Eva to throw a tantrum
 
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WMGs about how Eva will tank the game and lose fans like he lost his hair
Game Mechanics
-Introducing a Rape/Pregnancy mechanic
-Insisting on a detailed torture mechanic
-Insisting on an age-gap romance mechanic
-Insisting on perverted mechanics in general

Social
-Someone tries to play Yandere Simulator in real life, casting a dark shadow on the game forever
-Eva commits some questionable acts, casting a dark shadow on the game forever
-Eva ragequits
-Eva cons his way to the wrong venue for his game
-Eva gets sued
-His programming becomes so horrible that it summons Mike Z, and causes Eva to throw a tantrum

Well, the age-gap thing is already somewhat implemented since at least two adults are among the rivals for the right to ride Senpai's dong.

Spot on on the ragequit though. Once he amassed enough Patreonbux.
 
Oh god thank you now I have cancer.

Jesus. The video's pretty accurate if it's meant to be a parody of Vocaloid songs, which I'm guessing it is.

The difference is I can cringe at this because it's a song about writing e-mails to EvaXephon, whereas I can't cringe at a Japanese song because I can't understand the words.
 
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