Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

First a duck named August, then Uncle Roger, then Chef Brian Tsao, and now Chef Vincenzo. Go figure.

If it directs more people towards seeing the culinary abominations that Scalfatty makes I'm all for it. The more people looking and laughing the better.

The vision problems are from his stroke. He has literal brain damage in his visual cortex, so his eyes, as weird and bugged-out as they are, aren't the problem. It's that his visual cortex has mostly been replaced with fat and cerebrospinal fluid. He literally no longer has the part of his brain that sees things.

Yeah he's legally blind now or at least in one eye. Which goes to show that he's really using speech to text when it comes to making his social media posts.

I feel like a lot of Jack's recipes could be perfectly normal dinners if you scaled back the gluttony. Granted, that's because they WERE perfectly normal dinner recipes before jack stole them and added a pound of shreddy cheese.

Most of what he's done could be a decent recipe if somebody with a little care or understanding followed them.

But Jagoff is all about speed and quantity. He wants maximum food in as short a time as possible. As such he cuts corners, makes stupid mistakes and blindly follows recipes without thinking what he's doing.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I wished I paid more attention to this thread so I could regale you with my own specialty red sauce.

Oh, what the heck, I'll post when I get home from work.

 

[Rubber Plant]

2) they remind him of giant penises.

Me too.

 

[desudesu]

Some posts from the fat man today. Back to strokeposting on boomerbook as usual. Also I can guarantee HOPE is still having the eternal harness on underneath that blanket:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Some posts from the fat man today. Back to strokeposting on boomerbook as usual. Also I can guarantee HOPE is still having the eternal harness on underneath that blanket:

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lol what happen to him hating " tiktok? now he loves it? god, he has BPD or something lol

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

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"you are what you eat"

Remember that your next meal, Jagoff...

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I would bet money if a body builder wanted to sell him donuts he would not only be 1st in line, hed also giggle like a school girl being around him like the faggot he is. We all remember how he was around Keto Bear and his other guests.

Jack eats a lot of shit and by this logic Jack is shit.

 

[biggacracka]

lol what happen to him hating " tiktok? now he loves it? god, he has BPD or something lol

the stroke mushed his brain even more so he only remembers he has a strong opinion about tiktok but doesn't remember what it was so he goes with how he feels that day

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Some posts from the fat man today. Back to strokeposting on boomerbook as usual. Also I can guarantee HOPE is still having the eternal harness on underneath that blanket:

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Aw Hope is such a good girl she looks at him with pure contempt.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Just a thought, how down low do you have to be in order to literally boil chicken in molten cheese and put it on a sandwich? Is that just a Jack thing?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Do you count Jack On The Go as content? Because boy oh boy we are going to be getting a lot of those still I guarantee you.

Good

Personally, I prefer to see Jack act like an asshole, eat like an asshole, and treat people like an asshole than I do seeing him cook like an asshole.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

He posted a picture of Hope when got back from the nursing home. She's still in the harness.

Some posts from the fat man today. Back to strokeposting on boomerbook as usual. Also I can guarantee HOPE is still having the eternal harness on underneath that blanket:

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[AnOminous]

I honestly hate how some of these idiots loudly gawk at Jack's videos, when they've seen it all before. They're not going in fresh, they're just pretending to be shocked.

What I hate more is when they pretend to know more than they do and mock Jack for doing something that was actually right. That duckfucker is the most obvious example.

Jack eats a lot of shit and by this logic Jack is shit.

You are what you eat, and Jack eats SHIT. Giant loads of SHIT.

He shops at Walmart/Sam's Club and I'm sure he has a bunch of them in his freezers anyway. He probably gets the huge 3 pound ones. 1) because he's a glutton and 2) they remind him of giant penises.

These meat tubes are fucking vile. I always wondered who the hell even eats these things. Apparently Jackhole.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Just a thought, how down low do you have to be in order to literally boil chicken in molten cheese and put it on a sandwich? Is that just a Jack thing?

Its pretty down low in the "last minute family dinner" category, where you need to make a bunch of ok enough food for the family with the prospect of leftovers, with minimal effort involved. Combine it with a can of mixed greens you heated up, and you could have a half decent if a bit heavy last minute meal. Portions would be the make/break for it in mortal use.

Of course, Jack's just eating the entire tray, whole, to sate the wendigo. The sheer excess is what make it a jack thing.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Some posts from the fat man today. Back to strokeposting on boomerbook as usual. Also I can guarantee HOPE is still having the eternal harness on underneath that blanket:

What the fuck did he mean by these posts? How is TikTok TRUE free speech? What point is he trying to convey with the bodybuilder donuts analogy? I know his FB posts before this stroke weren't exactly nuggets of wisdom but it's like he's just (barely) one step above unintelligible babbling now.

 

[BentDuck]

What I hate more is when they pretend to know more than they do and mock Jack for doing something that was actually right. That duckfucker is the most obvious example.

You are what you eat, and Jack eats SHIT. Giant loads of SHIT.

These meat tubes are fucking vile. I always wondered who the hell even eats these things. Apparently Jackhole.

Those "chubs" are a favorite of the Slaton Sisters as well. That should tell you enough.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

lol what happen to him hating " tiktok? now he loves it? god, he has BPD or something lol

He goes one way and then the other. A lot of it depends on what the news has said this week.

Either that or it's just him mushbraining again.

Good

Personally, I prefer to see Jack act like an asshole, eat like an asshole, and treat people like an asshole than I do seeing him cook like an asshole.

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This little GIF is what most Europeans think the average American is all about.

These meat tubes are fucking vile. I always wondered who the hell even eats these things.

I've seen them in cheaper eating establishments they tend to be the leftovers of the the leftovers. It's like how a friend of mine used to describe SPAM. You take the pig and you butcher it and take all the good parts out. The leftovers goes to make hot dogs. Whatever is left over from that goes to make SPAM.

What the fuck did he mean by these posts? How is TikTok TRUE free speech? What point is he trying to convey with the bodybuilder donuts analogy? I know his FB posts before this stroke weren't exactly nuggets of wisdom but it's like he's just (barely) one step above unintelligible babbling now.

He's just mushbraining and being a Karen again.

In other words things are back to normal.

Those "chubs" are a favorite of the Slaton Sisters as well. That should tell you enough.

They're popular with the lower income types because they tend to be cheaper by the pound.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Depends where you are. A smoked bologna chub is fuckin' tits.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I noticed jagoff was trying to promote Cali's new single on his facebook page. Even his favorite boomerchurch retards steered clear of that post. There were 3-4 likes probably all probably from personal acquaintances nearby.

 

[yeahright]

Another vile concoction of meat and grease to appease the wendigo and speed run the next hospital visit i see.
Made the mistake of buying a couple of those rolls of ground beef once. A mistake i'm not making again as the meat tasted off despite a generous application of spices.
Though i guess they could be pretty OK after a stroke or four.