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Separated at birth?
Look. I know JC Denton is extremely autistic but he doesn't deserve this comparison.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Look. I know JC Denton is extremely autistic but he doesn't deserve this comparison.
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Well Uncle Paul would have hung out with Rick all the time if only he hadn't given up his child.
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Too bad Patrick prefers to grind up black children. If he branched off and grind up Asian ones, Paul would be right over to take photos of the girls in the
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I love how nobody even points out their Monday morning day drinking anymore because that’s just what we’ve come to expect from these two barflies. At least they’re getting outdoors for once. And it looks like Niki is wearing her “dressy” hoodie for the occasion
Nice D cups, child.
Nice D cups, child.
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After seeing the woman in this couple I kind of get why she decided to give being married to a "man" a try despite being an obvious dyke. Rick's tits are better, and he's more feminine.
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Fuck, I knew I messed up the line somehow.
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Oh I've noticed this. If you look at old photos, they're of Pat- thinner, happy, with a whole array of different friends.
It would seem his personality has driven them all away. Why else would you just lose a dozen or so friends alongside slowly becoming a schizoid weirdo who won't stop arguing online?
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No problem. My comment was a reference to something not many people online are familiar with:
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We can't, prison enjoyer was banned.
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No, child. The vaccine is not on its way back to the people. You're going to NSF jail, stalker.
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His mongoloidic hair is graying at an almost ralphaesque pace. I hope he follows in the gunt's hoofsteps and gets addicted to whatever anti-anxiety medication he's surely taking to deal with the unrelenting buck breaking he's being subjected to on all fronts.
No child, I'm under no stress whatsoever. Enjoy prison.
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Don't forget his childing people in public. Imagine meeting Rick at one of these conventions, published sci-fi writer who has all the right politics, mixing at the bar over a few beers, chatting about the latest consoomer dreck, you volunteer to help people avoid those horrible maga folk and create a safe space for the vulnerable members of your community. Then this tough talking manly man of the sci-fi community, who fears no nazi chud suddenly starts mincing around and calling people "child" in a weirdly effeminate lispy voice. Even the braindead morons that flock to the likes of Rick have to be weirded out by his Norman Bates shit.
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There is something about those sunglasses that has broke my brain. They're so unfashionable and delicate-looking on his tomato face. Did he dig them out of the household junk drawer? I bet they sit lopsided on his ears after he sat on them in the car. It's like he's given up hope to ever look good...like he's finally accepted that it's all downhill from here.
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When I was a kid and I first saw the matrix I thought it was fucking awesome and so of course I wanted the frameless sunglasses so I could look like Neo. But even as a child I felt like a retard wearing them, because they just look fucking retarded. That’s probably why fat wears them honestly - too many people have told him they look dumb, so that means he has to wear them.
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Double Whammy for fatty today.
Plenty of time for the SWATTer to get a few more in before the end of the day.
ETA: no MKE PD call log for the 11am one. Possible Fatrick Fable
Plenty of time for the SWATTer to get a few more in before the end of the day.
ETA: no MKE PD call log for the 11am one. Possible Fatrick Fable
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The funniest thing is that the amount he owes Quasi isn’t that much in the scheme of things. Sure, it wouldn’t be easy to hand over $50k (plus piles of legal bills) to someone you hate. But it’s a relatively small amount when you consider that Pat is actively ruining his life over it.
That’s why I’m pretty sure Niki’s mother has agreed to pay Quasi — on the condition that Pat stops replying to every tweet like an assmad retard. I think that’s why he’s replying and deleting, to avoid leaving evidence that he’s not following the terms laid out by Niki’s mother. Too bad for him that it’s all being exhaustively archived by dozens of delighted spectators.
Happy? Well, not as obviously bottoming out as he is now. After all, that was before he was looking down the barrel of bankruptcy to pay Quasi against his will.
Friends? Never. Back then Pat just had more energy for taking selfies with perfect strangers and people he’d just met while pretending they were cherished friends. Now he’s given up that charade for others, like pretending he’s not being subjected to active civil proceedings for multiple unpaid debts.
Pat’s full-time job is losing his mind — mostly online — 25/8. Let’s run some numbers.
Number of hours Pat spends fixating on Quasi and other critics: I’ll be conservative and say only 105 per week (15 hours a day, seven days a week) or 5,460 per year
Currently owed to Quasi: $52,682
If Pat was paid a rate of $9.48 per hour for his fixation, he could pay off Quasi in one year. Since this has been going on for at least four years, that’s $2.41 per hour or two pennies per IQ point per hour.
So yeah, of course Pat thinks it makes total sense to keep throwing away his life over a modest sum of money. He’s just that smart.
That’s why I’m pretty sure Niki’s mother has agreed to pay Quasi — on the condition that Pat stops replying to every tweet like an assmad retard. I think that’s why he’s replying and deleting, to avoid leaving evidence that he’s not following the terms laid out by Niki’s mother. Too bad for him that it’s all being exhaustively archived by dozens of delighted spectators.
Thinner? Yes.
Happy? Well, not as obviously bottoming out as he is now. After all, that was before he was looking down the barrel of bankruptcy to pay Quasi against his will.
Friends? Never. Back then Pat just had more energy for taking selfies with perfect strangers and people he’d just met while pretending they were cherished friends. Now he’s given up that charade for others, like pretending he’s not being subjected to active civil proceedings for multiple unpaid debts.
Pat’s full-time job is losing his mind — mostly online — 25/8. Let’s run some numbers.
Number of hours Pat spends fixating on Quasi and other critics: I’ll be conservative and say only 105 per week (15 hours a day, seven days a week) or 5,460 per year
Currently owed to Quasi: $52,682
If Pat was paid a rate of $9.48 per hour for his fixation, he could pay off Quasi in one year. Since this has been going on for at least four years, that’s $2.41 per hour or two pennies per IQ point per hour.
So yeah, of course Pat thinks it makes total sense to keep throwing away his life over a modest sum of money. He’s just that smart.
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Each pepperoni in this pic was brutally skinned from the rump of a different innocent black child who was screeching and begging for mercy. Fatrick believes that the suffering of the children while they are ground down for the pepperoni, alive, increases its taste and magical ability to keep him alive forever.
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For some reason, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and I went back to the original image he posted because I couldn't believe he was just out guzzling beer in the morning.
Of course, he was, but having looked at the picture for more than a moment it struck me just how terrible he looks. His skin is awful, clogged pores, random long curly hairs he missed shaving, two long white nose hairs, and a mixture of shallow and ruddy complexion that one might associate with a corpse's mottled skin. And this shirt needs the full bust adjustment as well, look how much the armscye pulls forward to cover those titties.
And finally, look in Niks glasses, he has that camera held way over his head in the classic fat girl maneuver to (try and) hide his extra chins.
Not to mention how sweaty he is and the weird way his mouth turns down at the corners even when he is trying to smile.
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Rick "6 figure author whose stand up comedy pays the bills" Johnson thought it was ludicrous that a person could have $17k available to them to defend theirselves against his bullshit lolsuit. So much so, that he was sure that Quasi was being funded by 'dark' sources.
I think it's safe to say that Rick has never had any savings in his entire life. Its always spent his meagre earnings on alcohol, children's toys and smedium pop culture T-shirts. (like all 140 iq people)
After 43 years and pretty much zero responsibilities (no child support - Ade took pity on him) he has (being generous):
zero equity in his home ($0)
A bike ($6-7k)
A Rustang ($6k)
Some guns ($4k)
Nerf guns/lego/disney toys ($500)
phone ($1500)
Surface ($200)
Including a few other bits we are talking $20k
What he owes Quasi is more than the sum of his entire life's possessions, including any book advances and royalties from his writing 'career' and PPP loans. He hasn't got much of a life to throw away. He owes twice his net worth to someone he doesn't even know the name of.
All because Fatty wouldn't drop john doe #1 from the lolsuit.
Now Jerry Jen is gonna rawdog him and open up the books
2023 is year of the pig