DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
I have a suspicion that Phil rejected religion once he realized what charity involved, and how he had to share.

You know, the stuff they teach you in Kindergarten.
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It started as refuting the idea that he should ever do charity streams to raise money for something other than himself.

Which...I mean, I know personally I'm not the greatest dude, but when you reach the point you have to create an ideology to explain why you never do anything to help anyone else, maybe it's time to reconsider life.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil is really trying to drive it into his dentheads' heads that HE REALLY NEEDS THEIR BUY-IN.

Stalling galore.
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hector85 said:
theres lots of 10-20 min videos he coukd watch on that exact subject. hell he already admits to watching other streamersso why can't he do some homework? oh i know, its because the homework doesn't pay him.
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....and even worse; It doesn't praise him and therefore lets him indulge in being the cult leader he is - also he'd have noone to blame but himself if he fucks it up as Dave would never admit to looking up how to do something; I'm going in blind you guys, completely fresh! (that he watches other streamers/"on demand videos" is something he started admitting fairly recently and I've been out of the vortex for quite a while, has he ever stated he did it to learn something....? It would be VERY non-Dave to admit he learns from someone else...)

Edit due to: How do you actually English? (fixed some obvious grammatical errors in other words)
 
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What must it be like for a dent to have a game they requested being in a constant hostage situation?

"1MM, I have you're Elden Ring. If you wish to see it played, then give me $20 by the end of this stream. If not, then Elden Ring will meet an... 'unfortunate accident.' I'll be expecting your buy-in soon, Mr. 1MM. Remember... by the end of the stream..."

That what his fucking "buy-in" segments sound like to me.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
OBS is doing it on its own, just like the water spilled on his lap top of its own volition. inanimate objects become sentient just to detract. Poor Phil.
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maybe the "lottapeepol" are just the random household objects that phil thinks are alive and talking to him

"aw gee phil, you seem down. why not take a swig?"
"golly, mr. gin bottle, don't mind if i do!"
 
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This is some the most aggressive begging we've seen since the interview. He made it about a month and now we're off the wagon completely.

Also, we're back to belch-puking into the mic. This was after a phase of muting the belches, then turning away to belch, and then suppressing them a little, and now full-on into the mic again.
This was like when he stopped belching into the mic because Kat allegedly didn't like it when she watched his streams. He basically followed the same timeline to adding them back in.

Which is also not far off with his scheduled post-prestream bathroom break.
He just can't help but disrespect his audience.
Now buy-in, cucks.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
This is some the most aggressive begging we've seen since the interview. He made it about a month and now we're off the wagon completely.

Also, we're back to belch-puking into the mic. This was after a phase of muting the belches, then turning away to belch, and then suppressing them a little, and now full-on into the mic again.
This was like when he stopped belching into the mic because Kat allegedly didn't like it when she watched his streams. He basically followed the same timeline to adding them back in.

Which is also not far off with his scheduled post-prestream bathroom break.
He just can't help but disrespect his audience.
Now buy-in, cucks.
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Likely because he stopped giving a shit about the playthrough.

I'm not watching the stream atm, but what's the current tip count? If's it's low, then he likely just doesn't care, and wants the dents to ust keep funneling money to him.
 
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I don't know how but this is somehow WORSE than his first run. he's playing dumb..er and he's bad at it. "I didn't know there was a boss there" then proceeds to remember sellen's story line after beating the pumpkin head he didn't know was there.

Didn't know if he should go in the church but then once he goes in starts to tell everyone what you'll find in there.

he's this close to go full on helpless thot mode "please tip me to tell me how to move my character TEE HEE! I don't remember"
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
Likely because he stopped giving a shit about the playthrough.

I'm not watching the stream atm, but what's the current tip count? If's it's low, then he likely ust doesn't care.
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$50 counting 1mm daily stipend. He keeps trying to upsell it too. "Hey guys I hope you're appreciating this new capture card because we didn't have it last time". This capture card someone gave him 2nd hand. He can't be bothered to get his own capture card but will use this one to beg for tips. Maybe no one's buying in because you wouldn't either.
 
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What the fuck does a "Buy-In" mean exactly?

Give money before an event so I can beg more and gib me da muhnies moar?

His greed is endless and I so wish he had a harder interview raining shit on his parade, but yet again listening post-interview is just golden...

Like having a chance to play a new game+ on a very well played game is something people want to see, as in they want to see how it looks and how the streamer will react and observe anything different to a Vanilla Save...

But oh Philliam El Valedict

Oh

that shit is just too fucking hard for the stupid GreaseNigger...

I'll say it and say it again, Phil absolutely deserves the retarded Audience he has -/+ the trolls who troll tip and get absolutely nowhere

Yet Craig and Adam? Two people who lihtruhlleee expose the sheer precise lack of logic in Phil's name and business alone and just spout out "it doesn't make logical sense?"

I think we are also beyond mid life crisis, it's now a case of moving to the Just Surviving Saga, and peepul aren't tihpping their dues!!!

I remember his tirade of "if everyone donated $1 I'd be good"...

Sheesh... Those $62k begathons were tame all those years ago I guess...
 
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