FB 7/17 :Chris Wont Respond to Rumors or Stories

[Mesh Gear Fox]

This retardation is getting out of control.

 

[Watermelon1337]

It doesn't always say read or delivered throug iMessage it's different and texting

How come the blue bubble message has incredibly weird coloration with the borders? Or do some iMessage texts not always come out looking legit

Edit: Nvm, he got banned lol

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Another victim of extreme autism exposure. RIP.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

BARB IS GONE, CHRIS IS FINALLY ALL ALONE NEW SAGA

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Go eat out Barb you stupid fucking autistic ween.

If he was boring he'd be just like Waterman. That's really the only difference between those 2.

 

[Mason Verger]

I like the how the text bubble shade is slightly off around the edges.

 

[KFC]

I guess he's tired of "HOTVIRGINIAGIRL82" messaging him and asking him what really happened on the bus in high school after one interaction.

 

[Hyperion]

Well dumbfuck you just commented. GG Chris you spastic fuck

 

[4Macie]

View attachment 116555 I like the how the text bubble shade is slightly off around the edges.

I know he's banned...but what he was trying to do wasn't even hard to fake... like he's so special he even fucked up making a fake.
Literally, imessage lets you delete whatever messages/texts you want. So what this retard should/could have done was put his own contact number is, name it Chris, and then send himself messages. They send and receive to you so just delete the extras you don't need. Literally recreated the exact message just to show anyone how easy this fake could have been..had the special kid not fucked up his own weeniery

Spoiler

But I digress, he's banned so it's not like it matters.

I guess I'm more interested in what Chris is talking about. He's not going to respond to what rumors/stories? It can't be the Barb thing, because I imagine he'd just say "No my mother has NOT left me. She is still here and is still in need of money for her expensive dental fixings. Please send money." Maybe it's something about the stuff Kim said earlier? The drug stuff? Or the story about Chris going to a Con to answer questions?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I know he's banned...but what he was trying to do wasn't even hard to fake... like he's so special he even fucked up making a fake.
Literally, imessage lets you delete whatever messages/texts you want. So what this exceptional individual should/could have done was put his own contact number is, name it Chris, and then send himself messages. They send and receive to you so just delete the extras you don't need. Literally recreated the exact message just to show anyone how easy this fake could have been..had the special kid not fucked up his own weeniery

Spoiler

But I digress, he's banned so it's not like it matters.

I guess I'm more interested in what Chris is talking about. He's not going to respond to what rumors/stories? It can't be the Barb thing, because I imagine he'd just say "No my mother has NOT left me. She is still here and is still in need of money for her expensive dental fixings. Please send money." Maybe it's something about the stuff Kim said earlier? The drug stuff? Or the story about Chris going to a Con to answer questions?

I wonder if he is just trying to get the curiosity of da trolls piqued so he can do a tell all paid interview like Caitlyn Jenner.

 

[Sonitistic]

I heard Chris is actually a dude.

 

[Dain Bramage]

View attachment 116539

Oh my! What ever shall we do to find out about the goings-on regarding Christian Weston Chandler's personal life?

 

[Quijibo69]

I heard Chris is actually a dude.

Next you hear that he is a human being.

 

[MG 620]

Ooooh! Christine so had a visitor last night!

 

[anusaurus]

Sounds like Chris IS on drugs, despite the rumours otherwise.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Barb was checked-on by the police and taken away to a rest home tonight, wasn't she? I just know it!

 

[Iamthatis]

Barb was checked-on by the police and taken away to a rest home tonight, wasn't she? I just know it!

Dusty is her son now. They both dress like southern belles and sit on the porch and drink sweet tea. It's just like Gone with the Wind but less gay.

 

[Mason Verger]

I heard that if you say Barbs name 3 times while looking in a mirror she appears behind you and hoards your stuff..

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

Oh gee, this thread seems fun.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I heard that Chris really does do anal, but he is holding out for some deep pockets. There are some weens trying to seriously outbid each other, but Watermelon is currently in the lead, Kengle is in second place. I also heard that Chris spent his entire tugboat on magical beans that were supposed to lead him to a magical city in the clouds full of horny lesbians, but the beans just gave him gas and a headache from Barb yelling at his stupidity.