FB 7/17 :Chris Wont Respond to Rumors or Stories

[ZehnBoat]

wtf is going on this thread

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

the lads at the juice joint tell me ladyman christine goes number two in his underpants. and how!

 

[Hyperion]

Barb moving out would be almost as funny as Chris burning the house down tbh fam

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

if barb really is moving out i'd like the thread to be titled "movin' out (barb's song)"

 

[big salad]

Maybe Barb has been moving out for so long she just now got past the piles and boxes to the door

 

[DZ 305]

Barb moving out would be almost as funny as Chris burning the house down tbh fam

If Barb moved out, him accidentally torching the house wouldn't be far behind

 

[CWCchange]

Someone wants to Be Chris-Chan's new step-mommy
Show him how real lesbians do things amongwhich

I cannot help but think that Chris-Chan came up with this bright idea to boost donations while dancing in front of the mirror and signing along with Lindsay Lohan's 2004 song "Rumors."

But it was Barb's job to sing!

 

[Wally Balljacker]

"In regards to the rumors of whether or not I'm getting better... Hmm, yeah."

 

[José Mourinho]

Another one of this "I fail to troll Chris and got owned #1024" shit

gg

 

[bacterium]

What the hell is up with all these summer fags trying so hard lately?
Oh, never mind. Answered myself.

 

[butt in trouble]

Like we don't know anything about Chris' personal life at this point.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I wish you guys wouldn't ban those type of people. They could have been cultivated into lolcows.

 

[Xarpho]

Last time rumors came up, Chris would deny them, much like a few years ago they definitely did not go to a soup kitchen for Thanksgiving. Whatever crazy thing some wannabe is trying to create, Chris is at least the bigger man for not making some huffy remark like "The damn rumor is false. My Mother and I stayed at home for the Last Past Week; she was definitely not taken to the glue factory. I am too damn depressed, so please send me money."

 

[bacterium]

It should be mandatory that before someone makes their first thread in discussion, they have to read the stickies. Make them take a quiz about the sticky content, etc.

No, but really. At least redirect them to the stickies before a post, and make them keep them open for a reasonable amount of time.

Then again, it is a good way to cull people, too. So maybe not.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Won't respond to rumors, but will send people he has never met pictures of his pierced taint.

 

[HAL 9000]

Maybe a certain try-hard is pestering Chris to say that Barb moved out even though she didn't.

I dont, get it. Cant he just ask Barb? Doesnt he see her like every day?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I dont, get it. Cant he just ask Barb? Doesnt he see her like every day?

> interact with another human being
> Chris-Chan

 

[reeb]

"Chris said something to me and that means it is true let's chimp out"

Lol Chris was lying, possibly some half truth to Barb yelling at him but this is the kind of shit he pulls to achieve a pity party.

Edit: This ween made it all up... which I somehow find even more pathetic than attempting to troll Chris.

 

[Ntwadumela]

@ChrisIsGay
You're good at clairvoyance, your username is proof of that.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I hate it when Chris is this cryptic - oh well, I guess I'll just have to not care about what he meant..