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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
Wife is Jewish so it's beef, lamb, and chickens for us. Best way to get lamb. We also get deer too after I got my wife to try it. We don't get a lot of goat though unless I want the meat to stew so I can use it in patties. Same goes with bison that I only pick up to make hamburgers out of.
For us it was more so the price of beef is just crazy expensive and I was looking for an alternative. Or you know just buy a whole bunch when it's on sale.
Chicken and pork have gone up a bit but not enough to warrant buying half a pig or whatever.
I've started looking into this myself, partially because of inflation in meat prices but mistly because the quality is so much better. When you buy half a beef locally you know exactly what it eats, how its raised, etc. There are several folks in my area that do grass fed beef, and if I doubt them I can literally drive over to thier pastures.
You also get to dry age it yourself and use the scraps for broths and/or animal feed. any bones left over can be dried out, smashed, and put into your compost or soil bed in your garden for added nutrients for your garden.
Shame is once again going on about how he hates pronouns, there are only two genders, etc.
Similar to the other day when he stood in solidarity with Travis Tritt dropping bud light over promoting trannies.
Look at poor people in other countries and you'll see that, unlike American poor, they're skinny because:
1. They have to work their ass off doing menial labor at farms/factories/etc. because they can't live for free off of gibs.
2. Processed food is more expensive. Anyone with half a brain understands that even though a pound of potatoes for $2 or whatever might be more expensive than a burger at McDonald's, but a burger is only one meal for one person. One pound of potatoes is enough to feed an entire family for at least a day.
TL;DR you're fat and stupid Shane. I bet $100 that you're living on food stamps and choose to buy fast food and junk food because you're fat and stupid. I'd like to see you prove me wrong.
I bet $100 that you're living on food stamps and choose to buy fast food and junk food because you're fat and stupid. I'd like to see you prove me wrong.
Shame is once again going on about how he hates pronouns, there are only two genders, etc.
Similar to the other day when he stood in solidarity with Travis Tritt dropping bud light over promoting trannies.
Alright I’m busy as fuck and won’t be posting much for awhile, but I had to come back just to comment on this fat retard’s Special-Ed takes.
Shane. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt, here. I’m assuming you made this tweet as bait - deliberately retarded beyond belief. Because it’s hard to comprehend your logic skills being this low otherwise.
Shane. People aren’t mad at pronouns themselves. They are mad at the function of the bizarre pronouns being forced on them. Having to call a single person a plural, “They”, is illogical and irritating. Having to call a man with a beard and penis “She” is the forced opposite of reality and is, again, illogical and objectively untrue.
Nobody is saying pronouns themselves are evil. How fucking stupid are you. Did you actually think this was an own? I don’t even know how to accurately convey how retarded this is.
I’m going to use the Shame Porkins logic in an imagined conversation.
Person A: “I’m a snake. I’m not a human. Call me my preferred noun - a snake.”
Person B: “But you aren’t a snake, that’s bizarre. Why should I call you that .”
Person A: “ Oh, yeah? Guess what, in the Bible Adam said he was a Man and Eve said she was a Woman. Those are nouns. Guess you don’t hate people using nouns to describe themselves after all? Another Christian owned.”
Person A then searched for the closest mini-fridge, and drove to the local pre-school in his Rape Van.
You notice how his enormous, fat gut sticks out instead of sags down? How it looks closer to a pregnant woman's belly than, say, Ethan Ralph's bifurcated gunt? That firmness is visceral fat, which is different from the normal subcutaneous fat we're more familiar with.
You are exactly right that Shame’s ancient belly, packed with lard since he was young, has been transitioned into ADVANCED fatness. Combine that with his totally sedentary lifestyle and shoving fast food and goyslop down his greasy hog gullet, and you have the obese abomination we see today.
Shame has fucking nothing to do with his time. He could be in amazing shape even when poor. This nigger could get jacked and lean as fuck on diet alone. But he’s too pathetic to ever accomplish anything.
Shame you’re so fucking stupid. You dumb leftist pussy faggot. Lick more disgusting tranny gash and refuse to condemn pedophilia more, nonce! You’re dumber than every conservative or Christian you attempt and fail to own, before sensitively blocking them and hiding replies of course. That’s why you make things up about your life, because you’re such a pathetic laughingstock you have to.
Shame still hasn’t said he isn’t a pedophile or addressed his post asking for a child’s nudes. Pedo alert! Call the FBI!
FAT.
Alright, I got my Shameposting out of my system so I’m out for a bit. Later lol.
TL;DR you're fat and stupid Shane. I bet $100 that you're living on food stamps and choose to buy fast food and junk food because you're fat and stupid. I'd like to see you prove me wrong.
I’ve just got to double post because Shame is so dumb and fat that one post can’t contain him. I’m into lifting and nutrition so I’m gonna sperg for a second.
This isn’t a gag it’s just a good website I found in 5 seconds. It’s a great list. Eating cheap and healthy is easy. A fucking carrot has no calories and will fill you up. Rice and beans are dirt cheap. Tuna and milk give protein. It’s not gourmet but you can do it.
As @Waifuwars said, eating processed food is ultimately more expensive long-term so being poor is no excuse. Go to fucking ALDI or the equivalent, everything is like a buck.
MyFitnessPal is a free app. Fucking go on it to track your calories. Make easy meals and you press a button to know your calories.
Visit this site to calculate your TDEE for free using information you already have (how many calories you burn resting).
Go 2-400 calories beneath that number and even if you didn’t exercise you’ll lose weight.
If you start walking, a free activity, you’ll burn more. Drink more water and sleep more to improve fat loss.
There, even mean old “I’m Just a Worm” who alogs Shame and calls him a fat braindead parasite gave fitness and nutrition advice. We’re like your best fucking friends. Shame, there is zero excuse For your fucking obesity.
I bet you’ll never weigh Yourself to prove you’re not fat, and I bet you’ll never lose a pound, you lazy bastard. However maybe a Kiwi or lurker will and then it’ll be even funnier.
Sorry for nutrition sperging I just can’t stand the “MUH food stamps” excuse. I know niggas on food stamps with six-pack fucking abs.
Sadly Shane will never know about such things because he's too poor to ever buy half or whole animals and even if he did given his obesity he'd eat it all in one day.
Except in proper reality the other guy realizes this weirdo is a sex offender and then just immediately beats him to death to spare his future victims. All sane people applaud.
Hiya Shane! Another morning, another day of sitting on your ass pretending you have a life. Now I'll be honwst Shane, I aint no nutritional scientificker, and I also aint no excercising coach, but it seems like you've gotten some good advice on how not to be such a fat fucking loser. I mean, you'll always be a loser, but you dont have to be a fat one y'know? And lets face it, it's not like you've got anything better to do that get in shape. Twitting aint doing much for you, we're the only ones who read your tweets. So start gymming it up bro!
I will attempt to dumb it down for the dumb fuck: Hey, Shane, fucko. Lift things that aren't forks with food on 'em. And if you smugly and fatly reach for the spoon I swear I will get the butter knife and scrape it on a piece of toast.
Cow crossover! He could make friends with Jagoff and wind up being the hands that actually makes his culinary abominations then carries on when Scalfatty finally dies.
Lol. A fat loser posing outside of a burger joint to own the forum that he's totally not bothered by guys, honest.
I'd feel more owned if he actually had something to flex other than his insecurity. I simply can't relate to being a fat, jobless idiot whose hands seem quite at home in his pockets.
And on that note, has anyone else noticed how his sausage fingers hands are in his pockets in nearly every picture? If it was just one or two pictures I could write it off like it's unimportant but it's happening in nearly every single picture. I'm no expert on body language, but generally when people do things like cross their arms or put their hands in their pockets, they are attempting to subconsciously "hide" themselves because they are uncomfortable. Placing extremities in front of yourself or hiding your body is a "defensive" action, like how boxers always have their hands in front of their face and body to block incoming punches and hide their vulnerable parts. This "hiding" he does also correlates with the lip-smile thing because he's trying to hide his gross methhead teeth.
There's really no need for Shame to hide himself like a frightened little boy. Certainly not the behavior I'd expect of a well-respected Microsoft callcenter employee
You’re right Shame, you are a LOLCow. We do know, and so does everyone who interacts with you! Glad you’re coming to terms with it by reading your thread.
Next, pose in front of a sign that says “theFatFaggot”, “theParasite”, and “thePedophile”. Your work isn’t done.
Placing extremities in front of yourself or hiding your body is a "defensive" action, like how boxers always have their hands in front of their face and body to block incoming punches and hide their vulnerable parts. This "hiding" he does also correlates with the lip-smile thing because he's trying to hide his gross methhead teeth.
Very observant. First of all, his weird tight-lipped smile is all we’ll ever see again. People who are relaxed and confident don’t smile like that naturally, he learned it to hide his disgusting teeth.
And now that we’ve pointed out his disgusting teeth, Shame is too afraid to smile with an open mouth in a photo ever again. What a pathetic pussy.
As for his hands in his pockets, you are correct - it’s his Low-T default. Also, if his swollen hands are at his sides, his gut and bitch-tits will be even more exposed. His arms will also be pushed outward due to the thick deposits of fat on his obliques. This way, he can slump his shoulders forward to try to shrink his girth, and also feels more “safe”.
Shame will never take a photo without his hands in his pockets.
Did we notice how he’s wearing a hat? It’s likely to hide his giant bald spot now that it’s pointed out, along with his disgusting greasy hair. If you wear a hat it’s less obvious that you haven’t showered. Shame definitely hasn’t here, nor does he ever.
One more reminder - Shame has time to take this picture, but not address his pedophilic posts. Shame is a unashamed pedophile.
Here’s a thought for Shame if he starts feeling bullied. What have you given back to the society that feeds and clothes you? You do not work and you only take. The whole idea of a more equitable society is to give more opportunities to those that might need it, and that people share their resources.
You don’t want opportunities, nor to share resources. You want a handout. You are a literal parasite on your community - joined in good company by countless others in your state. While being a parasite that gives nothing back to society, you spend your time moralizing at others, legitimately imagining yourself to be better than them in any way, and claiming you’re not getting enough from them.
You’re also literally dumb, and yet like to imagine yourself as some kind of enlightened fedora lord atheist. I have never seen you give a take that had actual substance. You’re not intelligent. And your lifestyle has surely dulled any minute scraps of brainpower you used to have.
The reason leftist and socialist policies do not work in their pure form, and bring about social and economic degradation over time, is literally because of people like you, Shame.
So what can Shame do to give back? Provide actual working people entertainment, like a clown. That’s what this thread is for me personally. You owe it to me and people like @RangerBoo, who lives in your state and has paid your bills through wasteful overtaxation. You owe it to the community you parasitically drain to be a circus clown that others mock. You’re like a living stress ball.
