Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Broadside said:
Having his wife's rich older mother sort out this mess is very on brand for Pat. Big tough macho man having to get bailed out by mommy, it's basically his life story.
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It’s even worse when it is not his mummy.

He would have more dignity in this if he earned the money by grabbing his ankles in alleyways.

At least then he would be providing a service through his own resources, meager as they are.
 
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An automatic clown said:
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I don't believe this for a second.
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For the first time since this saga started, I read his latest SWAT count update and immediately laughed out loud. It’s just so ludicrous and he has NO idea how these tweets erode whatever scant credibility he may have held with child molesters and those who defend them.
 
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Gentlebastard said:
What the hell is wrong with this faggot, crippling obesity aside? Does he count every police car slowing down near his hovel (so that the new guys can gawk at the profane village idiot/fat drunk/lispy blaggart combo) as a full blown Delta Force operation?
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Probably. He doesn't know that we can get police records of them showing up at his door.
 
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Is this really Pat's desperate plan? Is he really this fucking stupid?
Pat we're not scared because we're not SWATing you. You're an absolute retard and I sincerely hope you're found out if it is you calling these in.
He's replying and deleting on these tweets by the way, what a neurotic little weirdo lmao
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AnOminous said:
It is definitely getting to him that he is fucking FAT! He is FAT as FUCK! He is FAT as fucking HELL!
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The attached picture from the OP shows that he was acceptably slim at one point.
He does look like he was genuinely exercising regularly at least then.

This is probably the worst thing for him, the fact that had he managed to keep on even only doing a mile run a day, he would have not become so ghastly and obese.

He strikes me as at some point he figured he was fit enough and couldn’t possibly decline. However the drinking and homespun overconfidence will have hastened the decline even faster.
He wouldn’t even look as terrible in those 3-4 years before and after pictures, had he just stopped running but not taken up drinking and pepperoni.

The worst part of all is that he did get a book deal and if there is one job in which you can make time for a gym session daily, it is being an author.

Being a delusional idiot is seriously damaging to your health.

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The picture has not appeared to attach so I have quoted the section from the OP I am referring to.

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Half Marathon
Patrick participated in 2016 Brewers Mini (Half) Marathon, finishing with a time of 2:39:42, which earned him 136th place out of 147 male runners aged 35-39, and 1,570th place out of 1,831 total runners.
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He also documented his training for the 2019 Brewers Mini Marathon on his Instagram, enriching the mosaic of his gym's location tag,
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the #runningmotivation hashtag,
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and the #runnersofinstagram hashtag.
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These posts led one of Patrick's more vocal critics, Carol Maxheinie, to accuse him of cheating in the 2016 race:
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Sadly, the photos no longer appear on the race page (L). However, Patrick did respond to these allegations by stating that he had suffered a high ankle sprain with eight miles left in the race.
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Patrick could quash these rumors by providing pictures from around the time of the injury. He has documented other severe injuries, such as a sunburned arm (A, L) and ankle (A, L), and a cracked toenail (A, L) before and after the 2016 marathon.

Patrick completed the 2012 Brewers Mini Marathon in 2:18:27 (A, L), and the 2013 race in 2:15:38 (A, L). The difference between Patrick's 2016 time and 2013 time is 0:24:04. According to Patrick, he ran miles 1-5 at an average pace of 0:11:10 per mile; and miles 5-10, after having run 5 miles already, and suffered a high ankle sprain, ran at an average pace of only 0:12:37 per mile.

Patrick's pre-2017 Facebook posts were wiped, and his Instagram did not exist in 2016. So, image searches and YouTube videos were used to compare his physical appearance in the time between the 2012 and 2013 races, and around the 2016 race. From left to right: Unknown time in 2012, 5 months before the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon (L), and 12 days after (L)
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Patrick cancelled his plans to participate in the 2019 half-marathon.
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He drinks more beer than a Milwaukee brewing company could ever produce in a day and considers it part of a four course meal (it's made with wheat and yeast so therefore a bread with his 1.2 GPA reasoning). Of course he'd get fat.
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
No idea who is poking the pig with all these lethal SWATTings, but I think we can all, Kiwis, pests, Tomlinsons, agree that whoever is doing it is a fat fucking loser who contributes nothing to society.
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I agree.

I suspect that it is another barfly or pathetic individual whom knows and hates Fatrick in hooligans.

They may have gleaned enough from Fat’s drunken burbles and followed his twitter, have an understanding that Fat would never even think to accuse them, so they take advantage of Fatrick having a “fan” club.

It could even be a few of them taking turns with different phone boxes to keep the police guessing.

Fatrick has demonstrated himself to be as obnoxious in real life as he is on twitter.
I actually suspect that Fat in Hooligans behaves like he is like an unofficial bouncer/manager.
Hopeless drunks often love to fuck with people like that.
 
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FinnSven said:
I agree.

I suspect that it is another barfly or pathetic individual whom knows and hates Fatrick in hooligans.

They may have gleaned enough from Fat’s drunken burbles and followed his twitter, have an understanding that Fat would never even think to accuse them, so they take advantage of Fatrick having a “fan” club.

It could even be a few of them taking turns with different phone boxes to keep the police guessing.

Fatrick has demonstrated himself to be as obnoxious in real life as he is on twitter.
I actually suspect that Fat in Hooligans behaves like he is like an unofficial bouncer/manager.
Hopeless drunks often love to fuck with people like that.
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Everyday citizens would fuck with him if they ever saw him ask his wife for his allowance so he could buy himself beers.
 
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