Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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workingondying said:
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Stolen from the brothermen. Patrick you write on spec you have no publisher and never will!
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I know it's just a copypasta, but it's still bold of the pests to assume any rope could wrap around his fat neck, let alone hold his weight.

Spliongus said:
Whats the definition of being SWATte'd for this lardo? It feels like at this point the police driving by his house counts as a SWAT.
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"Patrick, another fly got in the house! Where's the swatter?"
"SWATTING I'M BEING SWATTED AGAIN CHILD"
 
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🙏🏼Please🙏🏼 let this ridiculous rash of calls bring the SWATting arc to an end, one way or the other. Optimal is Piggy arrested, second choice is Lynne the mother-in-law, but no matter who’s doing it, it’s extremely stale.

Speaking of Lynne, the woman who finances Pat and Nicci's bozo lifestyle:

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Credit to brotherman Honey Badger, who I think is now the CEO of Felony Texting, with Boomia having taken on a management role in the Twitter side of the business.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think at this point he just calls it a swatting any time someone points out he's fat as fucking hell.
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In that case, the count should be way higher.

Pat: You are obsessed criminal cyberstalkers, and you are going to prison for years, upon years, upon years.
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He sounds like a bratty eight year old whining. A literal child.
 
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FinnSven said:
It’s even worse when it is not his mummy.

He would have more dignity in this if he earned the money by grabbing his ankles in alleyways.

At least then he would be providing a service through his own resources, meager as they are.
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Meager? Have you seen his ass, it's the size of the fucking Death Star. Hard to find some dude who could or would want to do that trench run just to penetrate his thermal exhaust port with his photon torpedo.
 
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Another swatting. Patso really wants to see if his booby trapped stairs will work. Patso needs to learn patience.
John Andrews Stan said:
While perusing the other, better forum I saw that Pat has been tweeting about how plastic keeps cold liquids colder for longer than aluminum chiller cups. Which is why he owns a Yeti, I guess.
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Patso is more or less onto something, but only has a 1.2 gpa understanding of it, and thus gets it wrong. Aluminum is a better thermal conductor than polypropylene (stadium cups) or polystyrene (red party cups) so it will transfer heat faster, but it will also get colder faster. When you pour your cold beer into the aluminum cup, it takes less energy to chill down the aluminum, meaning your beer starts out colder, ie it warms less, than beer poured into a plastic cup. (how much? I do not know)

Ah, but here's where Piggy gets it very wrong. Were the aluminum cup single walled, and thinly walled at that, he would be correct. However, the aluminum cup is double walled, and that makes it better insulated than the plastic cup. it is the Ball aluminum cup. That link is to an industry shill so read with skepticism. Patso failed high school physics for a reason, namely that he is a moron. He fails at everything because he has no clue what he's talking about. I think he just likes the sounds of his keyboard in use.
 
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InspectorJappOfficial said:
I think that the Milwaukee Police Department isn't investigating this too closely because, while they're extensively trained in Surviving Edged Weapons, they have no training in dealing with something like Pat, who has no edges. Because he is fat.
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He is fat. He is gay. He is stupid. And his only victims are Negro children who he turns into pepperoni, which is why the racist Milwaukee Police Department allows him to continue his genocidal racist pepperoni production facility.
 
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Irene and 22 others said:
It would've been a lot easier if he forked over the ~$45k the he owed Quasi when the judgements were issued. It's only over $50k because Fatrick keeps squealing and kicking in the mud insisting that he somehow doesn't owe this money. He could have destroyed several more waterproof phones with the money he would have saved by paying Quasi.

Fortunately for him it's non-compounding interest, but it's still 10% annual interest, which means that the amount he owes will double in 10 years. The math behind this calculation might be a bit beyond someone with a 1.7 GPA, buIt he will eventually ruin his life with the debt by not taking care of it. Right now he can still get out and away from this, unlike all of the black children locked up in his pepperoni dungeon, but it's not like he's going to be massively successful in the future where the even larger amount becomes a pitance to him.
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It was only 34K when it was issued it's 52 now only because he's been stalling so long.
 
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John_Smith said:
Another swatting. Patso really wants to see if his booby trapped stairs will work. Patso needs to learn patience.
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The real booby trap happens when Nikki takes off his shirt before pegging him. He's gonna put her eye out one day if he's not careful.
 
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