Your houseplants and gardens - Yellow leaf means underwatered AND overwatered?! What a country!

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Please look at my tiny pineapple.
I am so proud of him and his little crown 🥺
I'm getting nervous, though. I don't want to lose it to any critters looking for a snack, but I'm hesitant to move it inside just yet since it loves the spot it's been growing in. Unfortunately it's yonger brother hasn't fruited yet, as I think the pot I have it in is too small. Dunno if it would be worth trying to transplant it or if it's already too late and stunted.
I can't wait to eat it!!!!

Also yes, I too am addicted to growing baby succulents. If I trim my plants or knock any leaves off, I can't bare to just throw them away knowing each one could grow into a full beautiful plant.

I also feed the birds/squirrels peanuts every day, so decided to plant some to grow my own. Only one of them didn't get dug up (though the peanut got nibbled off after sprouting, it's still going strong) and I'm pretty excited to see them fruit (nut?)

Gardening and critter watching has been the only things keeping me sane these last few years.
 
Thanks to this thread I felt inspired to try a couple new things and am feeling good about the upcoming spring season. Hopefully I’ll get to share something in the future.

Gonna shill this book again:
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Ty for the recommendation, I made a note of this and hope to get to it soon!

On a similar vein to the squirrels and nut growth... My chickens have started growing this sunflower. The stem is like a nickel diameter in width! It's so big!!
This is really cool. :D
 
I once had a load of pine bark, and I think a little manure brought in for the flower gardens, and then we had a week of rain and we actually had morels growing. So strange to see a fancy mushroom growing in your front garden.
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The only wild mushrooms I have eaten was from the bolete family, because it's hard to screw up identifying them, since they have obvious sponge gills, and there are only a few bad ones. I also had a neighbor help me ID the them. I really wish I knew how to pick mushrooms. Something to add to the bucket list "mushroom picking course." Fun date idea? hmm.....
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Last freeze here had killed what was left of my herbs (that were foolishly trying to bud and leaf out too soon.) The Thyme and Marjoram survived amazingly, as did the three cultivars of mint.
I'm thinking Rosemary, Parsley, and Basil as those are the big three for my household.

-Also going to try my luck with chamomile if only for the look and smell of it. Bepiswife loves it, so it might make her happy.
 
Also going to try my luck with chamomile if only for the look and smell of it
Chamomile is great, it attracts many species of hoverfly, you know those tiny little flies that sometimes are attracted to bright clothing, sort of look like bees/wasps, but actually are not. These flies feed on the chamomile flowers, but better yet, many types of hoverfly lay their eggs close to aphids. The eggs hatch and the larva the eat aphids! It's a win/win. Chamomile does return the next year if you leave some old flowers on the plant, you have to keep the area free of weeds though, I find it doesn't out-compete the weeds very easily.

It's fun to plant other stuff in your garden to facilitate insect warfare! :jaceknife:

 
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Chamomile is great, it attracts many species of hoverfly, you know those tiny little flies that sometimes are attracted to bright clothing, sort of look like bees/wasps, but actually are not. These flies feed on the chamomile flowers, but better yet, many types of hoverfly lay their eggs close to aphids. The eggs hatch and the larva the eat aphids! It's a win/win. Chamomile does return the next year if you leave some old flowers on the plant, you have to keep the area free of weeds though, I find it doesn't out-compete the weeds very easily.

It's fun to plant other stuff in your garden to facilitate insect warfare! :jaceknife:

Good to know on low spread. I usually grow my herbs and veggies in container gardens to avoid the mint fam from taking over everything/having to keep things weeded, but I'll definitely seed the chamomile in a designated container instead of in the pollinator flowerbed.

Container gardening ups the chances that something might not survive the final boss of spring freezes, but it's a trade off I'll take for being able to move them out of the too hot sun and not weed every day. Also, as mentioned before, it triggers the fuck out of the joyless faggot household across the street to see green thriving plants and people enjoying them. So win/win with a bonus of effortless trolling!

Edited to avoid double posting: my cherryblossom bloomed today!🙌
 
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Anyone have tips for Marimo balls? I have a pair, but one of them on arrival had a few browning spots. Since its gone into the shrimp/snail tank it seems to be doing a little better.
 
Had some work done on the roof and the dirty spics didn't pay a bit of attention to where their cords n shit were, and tore some of my succulents to hell. Not super mad, they'll just grow more and I have more succs than I know what to do with anyway. But one dropped their fuckin drillgun off the roof and took out a small chunk from my wooden garden bed and broke my favorite pot (one of the few non plain/terracotta types) right in half. I had a pencil cactus that had just finally started to take off after repotting it in there and it looked so cute!

Apparently they are going to get me a new pot but that was one of my grandma's old pots she had forever and gifted to me, and tbh one of my favorite pieces (It was fat and round with a small neck/opening that looked super nice with the twiggy lil cactus. I don't even have a pic of it before being broken :(

It's mostly two big chunks so hopefully I can get some heavy duty glue but still. I'm genuinely a nice person and don't get bent out of shape easy, but I admit, this made me big buttmad for the afternoon. Accidents happen but they really were just throwing shit everywhere.
Update on the stressed plant, as before, totally unfiltered for honesty:
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Her sister
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Da baby
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90% sure these are Graptopetalum and not Echeveria.
Oh hey, I think I have some of these!
Your colors look nicer though. I admit I keep most of my succulents in more shade than they need...
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I've been doing a lot of stuff outside (but still not done lol) and I'm getting a feeling.
If you're in the US Midwest, it might be a good idea to mulch the hell out of your gardens this year.
Doesn't matter if it's fancy bagged stuff or some cardboard with grass clippings piled on top, protect the soil.
I have nothing to base this on other than an old farmer's intuition.
Think Back To Eden gardening. (Religion not required)
 
Make document of your findings please.
Cross quoting over here from the original thread.
Off the top of my head, some things I've tested enough times that they've become a normal part of my life:
  • Raw honey (I know, not a plant, but worth including) does accelerate healing
  • Ginger is good for everything people say it is, especially tummy trouble
  • Garlic is antimicrobial and nuking yourself with garlic helps with viruses and bacteria, so if you know you're sick, but you don't know what's causing it, there's no downside to just roasting some garlic and eating it other than you might be stinky
  • Turmeric helps with inflammation, but also with mood, which I guess makes sense because if you're feeling subconsciously shitty and the pain you barely notice goes away, you will feel less punchy
  • Aloe is good for your outside, not just skin, but hair, too
And while some people think co-planting is a meme, I can confirm the following combinations make significant and noticeable differences from experiments I've run in my own garden:
  • Peas and strawberries
  • Sage and blueberry
  • Parking lot moss > "Nice" moss for terrariums. I think because it has bugs in it and animals + plants = more stable microecosystem
  • Pothos and wandering jew + anything you want to propagate = Faster root growth
And a weird one
  • Lots of things and onions
I'm not sure why this last one is, but sometimes if I have a plant that's struggling (like a strawberry that isn't growing well) and I shove a green onion in there (stalks, not bulbs) the plant that's struggling starts to do better to do better. I'm not sure if that's because my onions have some kind of symbiotic fungus going on, or if this is a more general onion thing yet. Need more experiments to be sure.

Check with your local forestry service or your state Parks department, it's literally their job to catalog and print this stuff. They'll have something for you and if they don't they'll most likely be willing to point you in the right direction. I've worked with a number of different forestry services and they've always been generally good people.
Crossquoting this, too.
Colorado State University (not the University of Colorado, they're two different schools) has a really good plant identification and disease diagnostic clinic: https://agsci.colostate.edu/agbio/plantclinic/
They have such a good reputation that I've heard people talk about them not just in Colorado, but in all the surrounding states, too.

Anyone have tips for Marimo balls? I have a pair, but one of them on arrival had a few browning spots. Since its gone into the shrimp/snail tank it seems to be doing a little better.
A very small pinch of salt for 32 oz of fresh water every third water change seems to make them more green and keep them healthy.
I lost one of my balls a while back when it turned brown and stinky seemingly randomly (I think some fungus must have landed in the jar and made it sick) but since I started the salt trick things seem ok.

Apparently they are going to get me a new pot but that was one of my grandma's old pots she had forever and gifted to me, and tbh one of my favorite pieces (It was fat and round with a small neck/opening that looked super nice with the twiggy lil cactus. I don't even have a pic of it before being broken :(
Those guys are fucking dickheads. Might I suggest an alternative for the broken pot instead of glue since you have so many succulents?


Oh hey, I think I have some of these!
Yeah! That's definitely the same one!

I've been doing a lot of stuff outside (but still not done lol) and I'm getting a feeling.
If you have experience, feelings are just pattern recognition built over time, even if you can't put it into words. I trust you.
 
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Those guys are fucking dickheads. Might I suggest an alternative for the broken pot instead of glue since you have so many succulents?
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Oh that is pretty neat!
I actually thought of just keeping it broken and putting dirt in both halves but we'll see.
They did bring me a new pot but it's nothing like the one they broke. It is really nice though.
I also had to dig a bunch of rusty nails out of my cucumbers too.
I'm sure roofing is a hard job and you're not going to count every nail, but Jesus... So much plastic/rubber/???? debris on the bed I grow food in!
 
my little purple plant fren made a flower

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i have so much to do plant wise- loads of my indoor plants have babies i need to give their own pots, then weeding outside and preparing my bigger pots for their summer planting. clearing the drive. i'm really behind cos i've had one cold after another since christmas. my spring bulbs are still going strong. hoping to at least make some progress this weekend.
 
i have so much to do plant wise- loads of my indoor plants have babies i need to give their own pots, then weeding outside and preparing my bigger pots for their summer planting. clearing the drive. i'm really behind cos i've had one cold after another since christmas. my spring bulbs are still going strong. hoping to at least make some progress this weekend.
You can do it! I believe in you! You got a flower, after all!
 
You can do it! I believe in you! You got a flower, after all!
thank you,

i love tending to my plants, it makes me feel like a functional human being, so as soon as my health is better i'll be on it. meantime i'm just trying to keep up with the really unmissable jobs. i love watching them grow and the little changes they make, its a great mindfulness activity and gives me such an appreciation for nature,

i planted a baby tree last year and its sprouted some leaves. this year i hope to plant a magnolia for the front but choosing a variety is intimidating. then i'd need to clear the space which has a big bush in it so will require multiple people helping to remove. i feel so grateful to be able to be secure in a house (as long as i don't lose my job) that i can plan projects that will take years to come to fruition.
 
My frizzle sizzle is blooming and my ric rac is 2x the size of wh3n it was delivered a few weeks ago.

I 'stole' a large Moonshine Snake Plant from work today. By that I mean I told the receptionist to cut all the dead leavesoff it, stick the whole thing, pot and all in a bag and give me it. Quite the heist!

I realized that if I were to pull my couch forward about 10 inches I could put a sofa length tall sofa table behind it up against the wall and just cover it with more plants.

I also ordered 9 more plants (not for the sofa plan above) because I am having a rather shitty week so fuck it. I am not going to attempt phone pic posting again so here is the list:

Philodendron Tiger Tooth
Philodendron Silver Sword
Alocasia Zebrina
Croton Magnificent
African Milk Tree 'Rubra'
Sansevieria Moonshine
Alocasia Pink Dragon
Alocasia Red Secret
Alocasia Silver Dragon

and yes, that moonshine is the same kind as my heist plant but I have 2 stories so one can go in my office and on in my living room.
 
I realized that if I were to pull my couch forward about 10 inches I could put a sofa length tall sofa table behind it up against the wall and just cover it with more plants.
houseplants really are addictive lol. i'm not at the point of rearranging stuff to make room for more but will be soon. and they clean the air so its not an unhealthy vice.

i will be at your point soon so its good to hear that you've found a way to make more room for plants.

i look forward to the pics of your new additions. if you could post info about the conditions where you've placed them for the plant-curious-but-retarded (i.e. me) like how much direct light, whether they're in a drier or more humid part of the house, that would be appreciated. so far i'm mostly filling windowsills indoors but am going to have to start figuring out where else i can put them where they'll be happy.
 
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