Katja Grace's Dating Resume - WANT MAN

Tempting to apply for the lulz. Null once mentioned some guy fucked Pixyteri for the lulz but everyone made fun of him? Is that a true story?
 
Claude Sigma said:
You haven't done enough drugs my man, one metric of effect for tryptamine-assisted therapy is "ineffability".
But I don't think this is what this lady was talking about.
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The sensation of ineffability is kind of an expected result from coaxing your CNS into dumping all your classic neurotransmitting friends all at once.

I did my share and don’t regret it, but man.. I knew a guy who was fairly smart but fell into the acid trap of thinking he was having profound revelations every time he tripped. You’d think that after twenty years of it, the guy would be a certified illuminati member instead of unemployed.

Articulation isn’t just about picking adjectives, and if it was just that I’d concede that some things are inexpressible.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
The sensation of ineffability is kind of an expected result from coaxing your CNS into dumping all your classic neurotransmitting friends all at once.
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The apex of my psychedelic experience was 2.5mg of good clean LSD. I concur with your evaluation, and go a little further.

I'd call it a chemically-induced religious experience. Like a religious experience, it can cause profound change. Whether that change is a legit improvement, or you get drafted into a suicide cult, though, that's the big question. I made it out with a few scuffs, scratches, and scars, but God have mercy, I've seen folks permanently destroy their lives. Far fewer come out better off than not.
 
Is she using the job posting format because she's just self-aware enough to realise that most guys would want her for the prospect of sharing that laptop class standard of living?

Also, if she got out of LA she might have better luck, those pictures would be average for her age if she wasn't living in a city with thousands of aspiring celebrities.
 
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WTF have i just read?:story:
I want you to provide, while i unfreeze my eggs and fuck chad on the side.
I don't think she is being honest about what she wants, she is just really fucking dumb and thinks this is what men sign up for.
Bullshit about bike rides and making spreadsheets to reason arguments. Who the fuck is she trying to date? Urkle?
LMAO
 
It radiates so much tism with a distinctly psuedo-intellectual legbeard edge that I can't shake the feeling that she must have an incredible treasure trove of cringe fanfiction somewhere.
 
This is one of those situations where the prospect moves past boring and becomes sort of intriguing again.

Such an absolutely autistic, straightforward method of trying to find a partner could only be the product of a person who's a little off kilter (or at least off kilter in a different way from which women generally are), and that's kind of intriguing since a lot of women may as well be made in a factory. At least this is something different.

Yes, she says things in her resume that are kind of red flags, but who knows how true they are. You can't really believe people, especially women, when they describe themselves in that context.

Personally, I'd be curious enough I might consider hitting her up if I was an older man and she didn't live in the fetid swamps of San Francisco.
 
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
Tempting to apply for the lulz. Null once mentioned some guy fucked Pixyteri for the lulz but everyone made fun of him? Is that a true story?
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I remember a thread like that on /cow/, OP never posted proof so I'm pretty sure it was BS.

Shout out to the modern day version of "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign, can't make any of this shit up lmao
 
Has dear Leader submitted his humble application yet?

On a more serious note, this is just a common tragedy given face and form due to the wonders of autism causing truth to come to light. On her 'wants' list, she lists everything a young woman could easily do if she set her sights on marriage and a relationship sooner rather than later. It's impossible to follow the chain of custody when it comes to bad ideas like this taking root, but I'm willing to bet some fool in her life told her alongside society that women should be strong and independent and men hinder that cause. Whatever 'independence' means. If a woman wants both kids and a career, either prepare for no free time or have your career AFTER your biological functions hinder your ability to bear a child. Men complain about being lied to about how confidence is bad, masculinity is toxic, etc, etc, but women have also been thoroughly thrashed by the evil demon spitting these kinds of lies. Feels bad man. All that tism of mine aside, she is dumb and fat and I would NOT have sex with her.
 
If she just wrote all of that in any lesbian app she could get dozens of "women" at her feet, most of them probably with a dick, she just has to be a little creative and say shes a lesbian, i know those people are bottom of the barrel but she aint much better
 
It annoys me that she claims to love understanding things on a "mechanistic" level and "have spicy takes" while listing the most shallow opinions and interests. Not only is she boring, but fucking needlessly wordy at that. To top that, her interests and expectations of a partner imply she's never been in an actual relationship before (things you "MIGHT like" in a relationship?? Tf?).....which leaves me to assume that "polyamory" to her was just having a slew of desperate Johns to fuck her but not put up with her :story:
 
daleyad said:
If she just wrote all of that in any lesbian app she could get dozens of "women" at her feet, most of them probably with a dick, she just has to be a little creative and say shes a lesbian, i know those people are bottom of the barrel but she aint much better
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Oh absolutely, troons would trample each other to get a whiff of her snatch. Let's not forget, the woman that was the reason the Tranch fell apart is a bottom of the barrel gutter trash lunatic. Trannies are just incels with extra steps involved, they may say they have standards, but they would drag their feminine balls across twelve feet of broken glass for the chance of a pussy that wasn't made by a third-rate butcher.
 
I read a article about women sending men on dating apps Google questionnaires about dating and shit. This seems along the same lines.
 
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