(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

I get the feeling Praetor is reading all this and laughing at us.

But as long as we’re enjoying ourselves, we are the real winners after all. :)
I could care less if that wuss is reading this.

I have resigned myself to no Chris; that being said, I have followed Chris since 2010ish and Gaytor is what's happening with Chris rn.

The only reason I doubt the legitimacy of these artwork is that the back of Sonichrist's head is a little too well done for Chris and of course the handwriting isn't consistent.
 
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Willl Chris be pissed when he finds out they cut up his comic?
He gets pissed when anyone does anything to his "intellectual property", so yes he probably would be pissed. But If this is supposed to be a diced up Chris comic, I would expect most of the pages would contain nothing but words, and any drawings to be full sized pages or have no text a la Sonichu 13 and 14.
 
I really doubt Chris Chan has the spatial intelligence required to draw the back of a sonichus head like this.

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Doesn't require spatial intelligence. Both Sonic 2 and 3 have special stages where Sonic's sprite is larger, and very 3D shaded.

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He gets pissed when anyone does anything to his "intellectual property", so yes he probably would be pissed. But If this is supposed to be a diced up Chris comic, I would expect most of the pages would contain nothing but words, and any drawings to be full sized pages or have no text a la Sonichu 13 and 14.
Maybe he was doing a highlight reel of major moments. I don't expect Chris would have the biblical comprehension to do full passages. I bet if this is indeed his work he would bill it as "important moments in my past life" or something. Aka Christian events that are fairly common knowledge that Chris might've picked up over the time when he had some affiliation with the religion.
 
Maybe he was doing a highlight reel of major moments. I don't expect Chris would have the biblical comprehension to do full passages. I bet if this is indeed his work he would bill it as "important moments in my past life" or something. Aka Christian events that are fairly common knowledge that Chris might've picked up over the time when he had some affiliation with the religion.
I agree. Chris when he was talking about bible passages, always used them in a way to make himself look good, or else make some retarded analogy about what was happening to him.

Re-reading through his letters, he only seems to have picked up using different words, like for donations as "tithes" and really only giving his Sonichu on the Hill lectures as some sort of dumb prayers, or else using them to describe himself.

I think Praetor is banking off of what people think Chris is, rather than what he actually is. Of course, "Chris Chan" would make a "Sonichu bible" because that's good ol' Chris Chan. Of course "Chris Chan" was tricked by evil trolls into boinking Barb, because that's good ol' Chris Chan.
 
I agree. Chris when he was talking about bible passages, always used them in a way to make himself look good, or else make some retarded analogy about what was happening to him.

Re-reading through his letters, he only seems to have picked up using different words, like for donations as "tithes" and really only giving his Sonichu on the Hill lectures as some sort of dumb prayers, or else using them to describe himself.

I think Praetor is banking off of what people think Chris is, rather than what he actually is. Of course, "Chris Chan" would make a "Sonichu bible" because that's good ol' Chris Chan. Of course "Chris Chan" was tricked by evil trolls into boinking Barb, because that's good ol' Chris Chan.
If these are fakes the only part I don't quite get is the panel lines. Unless trying to make them look like they came from a comic is part of the scam. That's fairly clever though for the level of intellect I assume would come from someone trying to sell fake Chris merch.
 
I get the feeling Praetor is reading all this and laughing at us.

But as long as we’re enjoying ourselves, we are the real winners after all. :)
Hey, I'm all for Praetor getting as much money as they can off the idiot's infamy, just so long as he gets nothing or less than %0.25 of the sales. I mean, they get a hundred plus dollars a drawing and Chris gets a quarter to put in the gumball machine so he has something to chew but he still gets to be hungry!

Edit: Literally made a Dave Chappelle reference... and the fucking bit I took it from just now showed up on youtube without me clicking or searching it. FUCK.... lmao, sorry, just had to share.
 
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These comic panels are boring and gay, but they're without a doubt drawn by Chris.

If Praetor had someone capable of replicating Chris' style this accurately, they likely would've gone with something more interesting than just recreating bible scenes using sonichu characters.

Also, someone with this kind of skill would have far more lucrative uses for their time than being a slave to a couple of kids exploiting an autistic manchild for mediocre profit. Just because Chris' art is shit doesn't mean that copying it convincingly is an easy task.

Chris is perfectly capable of using references, which usually gives his style an uncanny, slightly improved vibe.

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The fingernails keep getting mentioned as some kind of proof of inauthenticity, but has it crossed anyone's mind that maybe Chris just suddenly felt like wanting to include them? Just because he hasn't drawn fingernails in the past doesn't mean he's never going to do it. I know that Chris and improvement aren't exactly synonymous, but let's not pretend like he's completely incapable of trying something new every once in a while. Guy's been in jail for almost two years soon, I'm pretty sure that he has undergone changes much more dramatic than suddenly wanting to add some extra detail on the hands he draws.
 
I don't think Chris cut them up himself. He most likely drew the lines and the cuts were made by the weens once it was mailed out.
How did he mail them out without folding them?

If Praetor had someone capable of replicating Chris' style this accurately, they likely would've gone with something more interesting than just recreating bible scenes using sonichu characters.
Being on theme for current Chris makes it more believable. Plus they are retarded and might genuinely think this is primo offensive stuff that will bring them lulz. Who knows?
 
The fingernails keep getting mentioned as some kind of proof of inauthenticity, but has it crossed anyone's mind that maybe Chris just suddenly felt like wanting to include them?
I didn't say they were proof it wasn't his art, just that it is a weird detail to suddenly start including. I brought up the fingernails as odd but I do actually think these are more likely drawn by him than not. But when trying to determine if the art is consistent with his style, it makes more sense to consider deviations suspicious rather than assume Chris randomly changes how he draws something.
 
I get the feeling Praetor is reading all this and laughing at us.

But as long as we’re enjoying ourselves, we are the real winners after all. :)
I have never had to interact with Chris in real life and my finances neither depend on nor support him, so I think I can still claim to come out ahead on this one.
 
The second Bush drawing is a dead ringer for Chris's style but IDK overall
The style is a pretty close match. But in my opinion it looks slightly better than Chris's usual quality of drawing. Either it's someone who's better than Chris trying to emulate his style or more outlandishly Chris has gotten a little better at drawing.
 
It’s most likely he just mailed them full to Pretor and Pretor cut them at home.
Shouldn’t we see marks from folding it to fit in an envelope? I’m not sure how wide the thing would be. I suppose the cuts could have been along the folds, concealing them.
 
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