(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

Going out on a limb here, I wonder if his work (if I assume this may be his) might be improved a bit, in terms of detail, just by virtue of him having no real temptations or distractions in his environment. He has no toys or games or McDonalds to pull him away from art. Even his confirmed jail art earlier in the thread looks much higher effort than the majority of his past Sonichu comics.
 
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Monkey Pink said:
No source provided, Praetor has already been caught lying about the jail visit, and I doubt Chris has outside contact with anyone. Wonderful start to a thread, OP.
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As for the sources, here are the drawings in order;
- https://www.etsy.com/listing/1440563446/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-ministers-to?click_key=659df6d470413a43892411d394e26c33581c39a6:1440563446&click_sum=6e453bed&ref=shop_home_active_8&cns=1
- https://www.etsy.com/listing/1440566594/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-christ-bears?click_key=47aba4726c3ffd40b62960cd6afa2261f4f9b1bc:1440566594&click_sum=f9a098bc&ref=shop_home_active_7
- Last supper drawing seems to have been sold? Can't see it on Etsy
- https://www.etsy.com/listing/1454780525/chris-chan-jail-art-christ-dispels-the?click_key=60c98b472158fef39bde32f0813e8cf51deb4799:1454780525&click_sum=e1b3331b&ref=shop_home_active_6
- Christine-Chan Sonichu drawing is also not present on Etsy
- https://www.etsy.com/listing/1454785107/chris-chan-jail-art-a-sold-out-show?click_key=3a4e318f3a962f3430466d782783a9def6492fdd:1454785107&click_sum=60d931bb&ref=shop_home_active_5
- https://www.etsy.com/listing/1454790927/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-makes?click_key=1eab0255cc9fda43a569a07faf4f71cf69fc5c63:1454790927&click_sum=7479c754&ref=shop_home_active_4

Who the fuck bought these drawings, they're like 150$ a pop. Maybe the listings were taken down?
 
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Praetor and Chris have an agreement that anything Chris endorses can be considered his official "true and honest" work. Therefore Chris can say "I bless this as official merchandise" and Praetor can loosely justify selling this garbage to oblivious redditors. I don't know enough/care enough about this to try to verify if they are legitimate but I would take anything Praetor is selling with a grain of salt. It's important to remember that Praetor has no qualms about continuing to manipulate a mentally ill retard that raped his elderly mother into agreeing to a 90/10 split partnership off his name. He has made more money off Chris than Chris has made off himself and has nothing to lose by lying so as long as he continue to milk money out of Chris's name he will.
 
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Has Chris approved on having other people replicate his art and comics? Merch I get but I haven't kept up in detail on what he's endorsed that other people have made. Feel like he would be more protective of his comic since he perceives himself as the sole lord and creator of it.
 
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Calling it now prator is making up shit and selling fake Chris memorabilia in order to make a quick buck off of low effort goods knowing full well that Chris will never be fully released and even if he is all the goods will be sold and Chris will get a small cut making it so he won't care
 
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So in other words. Fake and gay prateor is still trying to stay relevant even though the courts are keeping Chris away from them as much as they are from us?


Let's face it people, until the courts wash their hands of Chris in August (assuming a best case scenario) were still not gonna hear jack shit about him.
 
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Thread summary thus far.
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I think caden wrote the description on the bottom and had Chris do the rest. The writing pattern on the word bubbles and the bottom don't match up. It would also explain how the drawing Works around the description on the bottom
 
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Yeah but it kind of looks like someone who is above average at drawing is nearly perfectly replicating bad art.
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Yeah but who has that ability? It would mean Praetor would have to find someone who has the niche talent of imitating autistic art very faithfully, and would then have to get that person to agree to fraudulantly sell it as Chris's art, and they'd surely want a cut of profit too. He'd also have to either have Chris's permission to do so, or otherwise be prepared to earn his ire whenever he gets out of jail/custody.

The panel lines that were cut along is still a mundane detail to include for a forgery.
 
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As a side note to all of this, you can absolutely have pens in jail/prison. There are specially made ones for institutional use that are made from soft materials that bend under even the slightest pressure making it essentially impossible to use them as a weapon. Just like regular writing pens on the outside, they also come in standard blue and black ink.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris would have weaseled in some self-inserts of himself rather than posting full on bible passages, unless they were directed at him.

Here's some comparisons of Chris's handwriting from this purported thing, up against his "unban contracts":

The cross on the "f" Chris usually draws as a straight line. The ones from this have a little hook:
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Same with the "t":
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You can kind of see a little loop on the bottom of the "t" on the left from one of these drawings.

I'll give it credit, whoever wrote that really studied Chris's handwriting because some things are spot on.

However, the way Chris holds his pens in that insanely retarded way, means he lifts his pen up at the wrist and it goes straight up off the page. The way this is written, it looks like someone holding a pen normally, and inadvertently dragging it rather than lifting straight off the page.
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This is like lolcow CSI
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Yeah but it kind of looks like someone who is above average at drawing is nearly perfectly replicating bad art.
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The more I look at the new "chris" drawings, the more I'm starting to doubt he made them. Unless Chris somehow got his hands on some how to draw books while in the clink and seriously put work into improving his style; but what's more believable? The group of retards that was fleecing Chris before he got locked up are continuing to grift off him or mister shits-himself-and-does-nothing suddenly started putting effort into his craft?
 
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