💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Uncle Buck said:
What really amazes me is that the person[s?] responsible hasn’t yet screwed up and gotten caught.
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Which is why I believe Rick isn't the one responsible for the "swattings", but rather some a-log of his, or neighbors worried about the noises they hear when he comes back from Hooligan's. The (alleged) man can't stop acting like a petulant retard for 5 minutes, and we're supposed to believe he has called nearly 30 anonymous, successful fake swattings on his own ass? Pat is probably becoming paranoid, and sees everyone walking by in a blue shirt as a Racist Transphobic Cop itching to kick down his door.

TerminalTryHard said:
People argue that Fat isn't clever enough to SWAT himself but we literally have video evidence of him faking harassment against himself.
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Once or twice? Sure, why not. Let's give Piggy some credit, he's human after all, despite looking like Bebop's bastard child. What I find hard to believe is him doing it dozens of times without messing up even once, when the "bike vandals" mini-arc proved he has the forethought of a toddler.
 
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workingondying said:
Pat isnt gonna do shit who cares
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As a rule, I'd advise against pozloading my negholep kiwibro. But the MPD are so fucking inept we could all start legitimately sending him death threats over text with our home addresses attached at this point and nothing would get done.
 
I could not imagine doing a construction project with Patrick. The retard can’t seem to stop posting every minor thing to Twitter. I’m already annoyed by him. Maybe take before and after pics and shut the fuck and get to work Patrick
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Oh good lord the Handyman arc really is starting:

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Now I'm a slightly less fat/retarded person but what would the purpose be of having to dremel several dozen iron nails? How big are we talking? Huge 8-inch nails? Little carpenter nails? What the fuck is this retard cutting besides pepperoni that would wear down the edge so much?
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It's actually his abandoned daughter calling the police over and over to avenge her real dad Pringles Can Jon. She read what your bitch ass said about him, Fat, and she's out for blood.
 
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27th time now? What the literal fuck is up with you, MPD? Sort this shit out.

Here's an idea, maybe start taking note of where the calls are coming from? I'm sure if you had any brain cells in your fat pig heads you could triangulate 27 FUCKING PHONE INS.
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Starting to become more and more convinced of my crackpot theory that the PD simply hates Pat and just doesn't care to investigate the culprit. Which would allow even someone as dumb as Pat to swat himself with impunity.
 
siegemeister675 said:
But he's doing it in her house, she must hear the screams and see him growing fat off of his ghastly "niggeroni." She's guilty as well, I will not budge on this.
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I'm certain she's occupying the estranged fathers of the ethnic children, in groups, upstairs so she's quite distracted.
 
Broadside said:
27th time now? What the literal fuck is up with you, MPD? Sort this shit out.

Here's an idea, maybe start taking note of where the calls are coming from? I'm sure if you had any brain cells in your fat pig heads you could triangulate 27 FUCKING PHONE INS.
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I think the cops have a bingo card among themselves about what things piggy will squeal about when they stop by. And at this point, they are going to keep visiting him until someone gets a bingo
 
Broadside said:
But if this is the case, why still the incessant "SWATTing"? It's long gone beyond the point of being funny for anyone supposedly doing it in secret. There's literally only one person trying to gain from the SWATings and it's Pat.
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FinnSven said:
I suspect that it is another barfly or pathetic individual whom knows and hates Fatrick in hooligans.
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The calls are coming from inside the house but not from the direction we all thought.
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Catch The Rainbow said:
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MPD and Fatrick, an unstoppable force meets an immovable wall.
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Doesn't he have a ring camera or whatever like the faggot he is. Can't he just use the microphone and go "CHILD. CHILD, you are not WELCOME child. Do you not understand that I have told you many hundreds of times that we are not killing each other so please leave me alone stalker child MPD." I'm sure the rookies they're sending will get a laugh.

ETA: I'm also assuming that it's common practice for at least the MPD maybe to treat every call no matter how numerous they are for the same location as if it's real (relative to the report, so wellness check vs shots fired), like how fire drills in schools are always supposed to be kind of treated as real so kids learn to take them seriously. Pat doesn't understand that and I'm sure the faggots doing it do.
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
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On the bright side maybe if they break in when he's not ready those idiots will realize that every missing black child for the last 10 years in the Milwaukie metro area disappeared thanks to his illegal pepperoni operation, though it's possible they're so racist they know and just don't care.
 
I think the funniest thing that could realistically happen next is that fats story gets picked up by CNN or some other big media org. So many people would be introduced to his plight but then they’d immediately see how retarded he is on twitter. We may get some more members who join just because they know fat and want to tell us stories about him. We may get some more totally factual and unbiased articles about the farms. We may even get some insight into how the MPD is handling all of it if they’re put under scrutiny for continually SWATTing a poor innocent pepperoni artisan.

However, we will still never get an admission or acknowledgement of this man’s obesity, so I will do it. He’s fat.
 
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