Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[moocow]

This could also be a person in another country calling with a local-appearing caller ID which would effectively put them outside of the reach of local law enforcement. Great world we've created here lol.

This also happens to be how those fucking pajeet scammers operate. They spoof US phone numbers from the safety of their call centers in gangestan and because it's international it's practically never actually investigated or challenged. It's sad that a couple of youtubers have had more success nailing those fuckers to the wall than law enforcement has on its own.

 

[NotFatChild]

If it is someone from the boards, my guess would be OnA over KF. Pat is just another lolcow here, but for the brothermen he's public enemy number 1 after he took out their subreddit. For a lot of those guys it's personal. They're the ones who have gone to Milwaukee more than once to interact with him in person, nobody here cares enough about him to do that, plus it's against the site ethos.

That's just my opinion though, and I don't know for certain. It could well be more than one person from more than one source. Pat is skilled enough at making enemies that it can't be ruled out.

I can't remember if it was this thread or elsewhere, but someone did describe how to Swat someone untraceably (there was some kid in Israel who did it dozens of times before forgetting to turn his vpn on and getting caught). It was a convoluted process involving burner phones, Google Voice accounts and several layers of spoofing. Pat can't even use a hammer right. If he was doing it to himself, I suspect he'd have got found out by now.

Pat's incredible incompetence is pretty much the only mark against him doing it to himself.

I doubt it's anyone from either of the forums. Whoever said he was paying Sinseer to do it was probably right. They are still following each other on twitter.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

https://twitter.com/viaHandsomeBlue/status/1645887734366494720
No idea if the user sending pat that image is a swatter or not. It's understandble why someone could think they are.

 

[Spunt]

Pat's incredible incompetence is pretty much the only mark against him doing it to himself.

I doubt it's anyone from either of the forums. Whoever said he was paying Sinseer to do it was probably right. They are still following each other on twitter.

Paying a psychotic tranny to send armed men to your house several times a day in the hope that it will somehow get you out of a court judgment is a plan so brain-meltingly stupid that you would have to have the intellect of a breeze block to think it would work, rather than just get you shot.

So yes, it's plausible. Pat really is that stupid.

And fat. He's very fat.

 

[Meat Target]

SpaceEdge posted about some pajeet lady named Jacqueline Singh inserting herself into the Pativerse.



But wait...what's-a this?




Oopsy doodles! Look out, Rascals, you got a spy in the base!

 

[RussianParasite]

This could also be a person in another country calling with a local-appearing caller ID which would effectively put them outside of the reach of local law enforcement. Great world we've created here lol.

I’ve thought about this as well. I think Null mentioned once that someone likely paid a “dark web” website to DDoS attack KF. I would have to think something similar has been created for Swatting.

Regardless, whoever is responsible is a fucking faggot that should kill themselves.

 

[Pope Urban]

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MPD and Fatrick, an unstoppable force meets an immovable wall.

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Are the police in his area literally retarded?

 

[A Sunset]

SpaceEdge posted about some pajeet lady named Jacqueline Singh inserting herself into the Pativerse.

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But wait...what's-a this?

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Oopsy doodles! Look out, Rascals, you got a spy in the base!

Holy fucking shit that is hysterical. What a retarded stupid bitch. The “cybercrimes” Expert posted her fucking user info in a Twitter screenshot meant to own ONA.

I hope any brothermen reading this enjoy the fact that you are in this bitch‘s mind rent-free. She even made an account called “piggytomlinson“ to maintain her deep cover. And Fatrick RETWEETED IT.

Wow I needed that laugh today.

If it is someone from the boards, my guess would be OnA over KF. Pat is just another lolcow here, but for the brothermen he's public enemy number 1 after he took out their subreddit. For a lot of those guys it's personal. They're the ones who have gone to Milwaukee more than once to interact with him in person, nobody here cares enough about him to do that, plus it's against the site ethos.

I like ONA a lot and they’ve given me a lot of laughs, but TBH the idea that Kiwis are swatting Pat is dumb. I get a lot of them hate Josh now and the site by proxy, but that’s just not something that’s encouraged or part of the community, no matter what people say. If you want positive attention for swatting you’re not going to get it here.

KF don’t even like when you openly interact with a Cow on Twitter. There was a site kerfuffle when Kiwis just admitted to flagging down Ethan Ralph on Twitter awhile back. That’s barely interacting let alone texting someone or swatting.

I’m not saying ONA are doing the swattings, but it would be way more plausible than KF given how they get more involved in Pat’s life.

However I’d think it’s some malicious third party to be honest. That’s how these things usually go from what I’ve seen. Some psycho reads about Fat and independently fucks with him. Plus the retard ceaselessly announces every time he’s swatted. That’s literally all a swatter wants, a reaction.

I really don’t know if Fatrick is smart enough to plan these fake swattings himself. It seems unlikely.

 

[Pork Packer]

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Are the police in his area literally retarded?

Plot twist: Patrick didnt SWAT himself, ONA didnt SWAT him, Kiwifarms didnt SWAT him......the local cops just love fucking with him because of how insufferable he is and regularly pretend that they received a call he was holding kids hostage or shooting at local blacks out his window or somesuch so they can justify kicking down his door, dragging him off his futon or off the shitter or out the refrigerator and and forcibly cuffing him into ever more embarrassing positions while he shrieks and soils himself again and again and again

Hell maybe its become a precinct tradition and a way of initiating new cops to the beat and each cop has their own photo of the time they had to do an on-site cavity search on a squealing fatrick hanging on a wall in the rec room

 

[siegemeister675]

However I’d think it’s some malicious third party to be honest. That’s how these things usually go from what I’ve seen. Some psycho reads about Fat and independently fucks with him. Plus the retard ceaselessly announces every time he’s swatted. That’s literally all a swatter wants, a reaction.

I really don’t know if Fatrick is smart enough to plan these fake swattings himself. It seems unlikely.

The problem is rather than making money or losing weight or gaining useful skills or getting gyno surgery for his bitch tits Pat spends the lion's share of his time on Twitter preaching the most basic-bitch lib hot takes to his mid-size audience and actively pissing off as many people as possible. This is why getting slightly internet famous and then pissing off masses of anons is a terrible idea, when you piss off so many anon people the sheer size of the pool of faceless haters gives them a power over you. Although it's fun for us to speculate it's impossible for piggy to effectively narrow down the list because the universe of people he has needlessly angered online is so large as to be effectively infinite.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

SpaceEdge posted about some pajeet lady named Jacqueline Singh inserting herself into the Pativerse.

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But wait...what's-a this?

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Oopsy doodles! Look out, Rascals, you got a spy in the base!

How would someone have 8 notifications and 0 messages?

edit:
Would they get notifications for subscribing to threads or something?

 

[Maude Snew]

Okay hear me out here. What if it really is Fat Rick calling but it's just because he's so fucking inept at using a phone that it's not actually what he's trying to do and he somehow ended up doing it in such an out there convoluted way that it's next to impossible for him to be found out. Is it probably? Not really. But if anybody is stupid enough to bumble into a situation like that purely by misadventure it's him, or possibly Shane Nokes.

A bit like when a four year old picks up a phone and calls the police by accident, only fatter.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

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Ok. Is it just me or is this pic off? I'm not from Wisconsion, but is it normal for cops to "swat" someone while wearing plainclothes? It appears the guy is wearing just a T-Shirt and a Tac vest. Compare that to the quoted tweet below, where the guy is wearing a uniform. I find it hard to believe a cop would roll up on a door with his weapon at the ready while not wearing a single piece of identifiable uniform, even on a warranted no-knock raid.

Chad Patrick reminds swat that they are sissy little bitch boys who couldn't even kick his door down properly.
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I really hope whoever is swatting fatrick gets fucked by the law. The people over at the ONA fourms suspect either fatrick or a kiwi is behind it.
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Which sadly aligns with what I was told by an ex kiwi moderator vetti. He told me an Aussie methhead named @I Grew Up On a Couch was behind the swattings. Personally it sounded like gay interpersonal drama to me but vetti is a pretty reliable source of info.

See what I mean?

 

[FinnSven]

The problem is rather than making money or losing weight or gaining useful skills or getting gyno surgery for his bitch tits Pat spends the lion's share of his time on Twitter preaching the most basic-bitch lib hot takes to his mid-size audience and actively pissing off as many people as possible. This is why getting slightly internet famous and then pissing off masses of anons is a terrible idea, when you piss off so many anon people the sheer size of the pool of faceless haters gives them a power over you. Although it's fun for us to speculate it's impossible for piggy to effectively narrow down the list because the universe of people he has needlessly angered online is so large as to be effectively infinite.

I am not sure that random Twitter Twatters he has pissed off will be responsible.

Twatters who seek vengeance get their online friends to dog pile on the offenders account and comments.

Swatting him doesn’t seem like something they would feel vindicated by.

It’s most likely someone who gets amused by his temper tantrums, hence OnA and us who are documented as doing so are suspected.

While I hold to my random Hooligan drunks theory, I can also accept that he might just sit there trying to talk to the staff and the occasional stranger who sits next to him at the bar.
It’s possible that the real regulars make sure he can’t sit within boring distance of them, so he mostly just drinks in semi silence.

Talking as former staff in a bar serving similar losers, one doesn’t go out of your way to fuck with the pathetic drunks at home.
It’s just not worth the effort to care that much about them.

The neighbors, I am not sure about either. Seems like they would have a better way of making his life miserable.

 

[Ophelia]

I am so sick of people poking at Null and trying to get this thread locked. You don’t have to like him, but please respect how much shit he’s put up with for these boards. If they go down, where can I go to call people fat faggots?

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“why do the cops keep showing up lol” they kind of have to. It’s basically their job. The time they ignore the call could be the time Pat murders Nikki, for all they know.

 

[Meat Target]

Habitual lying dramawhores love each other's company.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Fat's gonna paint (over rotten wood) before it's finished. And it's not a deck, child, it's a balcony.

Really looking forward to the balcony adventure. This is like a loonie-toons short.

 

[A Sunset]

LOL it’s my turn to get featured roasted on ONA.




Goddamit they finally figured out I’m not only the SwaTTer but a child rapist. I knew this day was coming ever since I stole OopsieDoodle’s innocence.


I agree with this guy, I think it’s just some psycho asshole outside the sites doing it. If someone admitted to Swatting on either site they’d be shunned. I hope whoever’s doing it ends up in prison, this Swatting shit has been out of control with multiple people involved this year.


Glad you like the retard scribbles King, I still haven’t properly captured Fatrick yet but it’s on my list. He’s fat in a very particular way.

To be clear, I don’t think someone from ONA is doing the swattings, my point was it’s even more unlikely that a Kiwi did it considering this site’s more hands-off. However I don’t have a problem with how ONA does things, it’s undeniable they create funny content with their trolling. I’ve lurked there for like a year and it’s some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. So even though I‘m getting roasted they still get asspats today.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Ok. Is it just me or is this pic off? I'm not from Wisconsion, but is it normal for cops to "swat" someone while wearing plainclothes? It appears the guy is wearing just a T-Shirt and a Tac vest. Compare that to the quoted tweet below, where the guy is wearing a uniform. I find it hard to believe a cop would roll up on a door with his weapon at the ready while not wearing a single piece of identifiable uniform, even on a warranted no-knock raid.

See what I mean?

Actually that situation happened not too long ago and the home owner opened fire on them, and of course the state tried to ruin his life for it. Luckily they failed and the jury found him not guilty.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

LOL it’s my turn to get featured roasted on ONA.

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Goddamit they finally figured out I’m not only the SwaTTer but a child rapist. I knew this day was coming ever since I stole OopsieDoodle’s innocence.

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I agree with this guy, I think it’s just some psycho asshole outside the sites doing it. If someone admitted to Swatting on either site they’d be shunned. I hope whoever’s doing it ends up in prison, this Swatting shit has been out of control with multiple people involved this year.

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Glad you like the retard scribbles King, I still haven’t properly captured Fatrick yet but it’s on my list. He’s fat in a very particular way.

To be clear, I don’t think someone from ONA is doing the swattings, my point was it’s even more unlikely that a Kiwi did it considering this site’s more hands-off. However I don’t have a problem with how ONA does things, it’s undeniable they create funny content with their trolling. I’ve lurked there for like a year and it’s some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. So even though I‘m getting roasted they still get asspats today.

Race of the SWATTER?