Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Local Fed]

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>oxi clean
Wypipo don't be washin' they internal organs. I assume she's not actually eating that and is just talking about stains, but for the love God it's a funny mental image to have.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

>oxi clean
Wypipo don't be washin' they internal organs. I assume she's not actually eating that and is just talking about stains, but for the love God it's a funny mental image to have.

Fuck I was just gonna say this

Broke: Boiling Fabuloso
Woke: Scrubbing chicken with bleach
Bespoke: Eating laundry detergent

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Bespoke: Eating laundry detergent

It's the nigger version of the Tide Pod challenge.

 

[NoReturn]

They also love to forget that:
1.) The KKK hated Catholics as much as they hated blacks
2.) The largest lynching incident in the US was committed against Italians
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You're wrong:
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Back on cornstarch, here are some random tweets of black women being very public with the fact that they crave a flavorless, nutrition-less dust:
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NOTE: ALL OF THESE TWEETS ARE FROM TODAY!!!!

OXI CLEAN?!
Oxi clean
Oxi clean...

 

[Neurotic]

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This unlocked a memory within me. I could have sworn I saw one of those "I'm addicted to x" videos where a beautiful woman of culture consumed Oxi Clean.

Turns out I was a little off, it was Comet. Also it isn't just one of them. A taste, if you will:

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Maybe their obsession with scrubbing comes from wanting to be less black? LOL, I dunno.

"eating cornstarch makes me want to throw up sometimes."

THEN DON'T FUCKING DO IT, YOU STUPID BITCH!

 

[Local Fed]

This unlocked a memory within me. I could have sworn I saw one of those "I'm addicted to x" videos where a beautiful woman of culture consumed Oxi Clean.

Turns out I was a little off, it was Comet. Also it isn't just one of them. A taste, if you will:

Maybe Americans are going to have to make anti-Comet eating PSAs the way that they made anti-petrol drinking ones for abos in Australia. Here's a jingle that the US government can use if they want, free of charge:

Don't eat yo' Comet (skrrt skrrt)
Shit be bad for yo' health (aye aye)
Make you wanna vomit (oh no, oh no)

It be good you wanna clean but this ain't it
Ho, you gon' die if you eat this or lye
For he culcha you gotta quit!

Don't eat yo' Comet (skrrt skrrt)
Shit be bad for yo' health (aye aye)
Make you wanna vomit (oh no, oh no)

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

Maybe their obsession with scrubbing comes from wanting to be less black? LOL, I dunno.

A subject of Aesop's fables:

Spoiler

Fab. CLIX.
The Washing of a Blackmore.
A Man gave Mony for a Black, upon an Opinion that his Swarthy Colour was rather Flattery then Nature; and the Fault of his last Master, in a Great Measure, that he kept him no Cleaner: He took him Home with him, and try‘d All manner of Washes to bring him to a Better Complexion: But there was no Good to be Done upon him; beside, that the very Tampering Cast him into a Disease.

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Fab. CLX.
A Raven and a Swan.
A Raven had a Great Mind to be as White as a Swan, and fancy'd to Himself that the Swan's Beauty proceeded in a High Degree, from his often Washing and Dyet. The Raven upon This Quitted his Former Course of Life and Food, and betook himself to the Lakes and the Rivers: But as the Water did him no Good at all for his Complexion, so the Experiment Cost him his Life too for want of Sustenance.

The Moral of the Two Fables above.
Natural Inclinations may be Moulded and Wrought upon by Good Councell and Discipline; but there are Certain specifick Properties and Impressions, that are never to be Alter'd or Defac’d.

REFLEXION.
'Tis a Vain Thing to Attempt the Forcing of Nature; for What's Bred in the Bone will never out of the Flesh: And there can be no Thought of Altering the Qualities, the Colour, or the Condition of Life, that Providence has Allotted us.
'Tis Labour in Vain, to all manner of Purposes, to Endeavour the Mending of any of the Works of Natures for she never did Any thing Amiss. And then 'tis as Great a Madness to Attempt any Alteration upon them, because What Nature does, God does; whose Decrees are Unchangeable, and All his Works are Perfection in the Kind; but next to the Force of Natural Impressions, we may reckon That of Customs and Habits.

 

[fake farts]

This unlocked a memory within me. I could have sworn I saw one of those "I'm addicted to x" videos where a beautiful woman of culture consumed Oxi Clean.

Turns out I was a little off, it was Comet. Also it isn't just one of them. A taste, if you will:

This thread just keeps revealing one fascinating horror after another. Dawn dish soap, cornstarch, bleach, Comet. I'm going to think of this thread any time I hear or read "white people can't cook".

Thank you for these weapons in the ongoing internet race war, friends.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

ill give em this, a lot of those 'eating washing products' videos are fake, its a common gag
someone posted a video on here a while back of a woman eating some deodorant, and i didnt wanna comment at the time since it was very old- but no one seemed to point out the fact that it appears to be some kinda mukbang skit. she filled those tubs of deodorant with things like jello and white chocolate.

 

[Neurotic]

ill give em this, a lot of those 'eating washing products' videos are fake, its a common gag
someone posted a video on here a while back of a woman eating some deodorant, and i didnt wanna comment at the time since it was very old- but no one seemed to point out the fact that it appears to be some kinda mukbang skit. she filled those tubs of deodorant with things like jello and white chocolate.

Admittedly that fourth video I posted came off as a fake (included because the comments were entertaining). The second and third videos are from channels with "Comet" in the name, themed entirely around eating small amounts of Comet.

When people make videos faking the consumption of non-consumables, it is normally large amounts eaten in an exaggerated fashion all at once. When it's just little nibbles of a product, for 30 seconds, in low lighting, over and over, it doesn't come off as a skit to me.

Or maybe I am retarded idk

(Edit for spelling)

 

[The Feline Solution]

I do wash my vegetables with soap if they dirty, like potatoes or whatever.

Jesus Christ, stop doing this, you animal! I swear this thread is more horrifying than the GRS thread in Stinkditch by now.

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Arabs aren't fans of blacks either. And see it as a insult if you remotely associate them with blacks.

100% this, i got some lebbo associates and their casual racism against blacks would make a Grand Wizard blush. In some arab countries it's still common and completly socially acceptable to refer to blacks with the arabic word for slave.

Back on cornstarch, here are some random tweets of black women being very public with the fact that they crave a flavorless, nutrition-less dust:
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NOTE: ALL OF THESE TWEETS ARE FROM TODAY!!!!

They're fucking fiending for dat powder! That's straight-up crackhead talk!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Jesus Christ, stop doing this, you animal! I swear this thread is more horrifying than the GRS thread in Stinkditch by now.

Edit:

100% this, i got some lebbo associates and their casual racism against blacks would make a Grand Wizard blush. In some arab countries it's still common and completly socially acceptable to refer to blacks with the arabic word for slave.

Back during my 4 years at Subway, the franchise owners/store managers (2-3 stores) were Lebanese. They really liked me and one of the other employees that were there roughly the same amount of time. Yeah we did a good job but we were mostly the only two white dudes in a mostly black crew. There were two honorary white chicks but you could kind of tell the attitude difference/willingness to put up with shit when dealing with seasoned and unseasoned staff

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Two unpopular opinions -

I've always wondered where black people got the notion that white people put raisins in potato salad.

I have no idea and never heard about doing that or as a stereotype. However, it doesn't sound bad to me? I would sultanas because raisin sucks and are too dry, but sultanas in "salty" food is a thing? And it tastes good 9.9 times out of 10?

Jesus Christ, stop doing this, you animal! I swear this thread is more horrifying than the GRS thread in Stinkditch by now.

On washing veggies with soap - I do that and no one will shame me out of doing it. But, if you use anything beside natural Marseille Soap then ewww*. Also the only time I do it is if I have some potatoes (or other root vegetables) that are completely covered in soil and warm water and a sponge is not cutting it.

*I guess any natural soap can do. But I don't like the idea of using dishwashing liquid or inb4 someone proposes bleach

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Just to check, it's normal to pass vegetables under a faucet to remove dirt and dust, right? No soap or weird shit, just water. I don't do it with meat, but mainly because I get it from the butcher anyways.

 

[Vecr]

Just to check, it's normal to pass vegetables under a faucet to remove dirt and dust, right? No soap or weird shit, just water. I don't do it with meat, but mainly because I get it from the butcher anyways.

Yes, but don't wash meat at all. If you cook it correctly, the only thing washing does is spread bacteria around. The oven/pan/grill/etc takes care of Total Bacterial Death.

 

[s0mbra]

that, too, goes right back to the discussion about 'performing' cleanliness
a douche is almost never necessary, they were invented to clean out the vagina after intercourse to prevent disease or pregnancy, and then popularized as something EVERYONE has to use during the modernization craze of the mid century when people were sold tons of solutions to problems they didnt know they had

actually, now that i think about it, a lot of modern day african american culture is very heavily inspired by that 50s esque white-picket-fence-american lifestyle
the unnecessary products, the habitual and excessive cleaning, the consumerism, doing what you believe is "expected" from you without thinking...

im tempted to try a spoonfull of cornstarch and see how it is, i imagine the texture is gonna be atrocious

I actually tried a little bit (like, the end of a knife amount. Like a bump of coke)
And it just turned into glue in my mouth and tasted exactly like it smells. 0/10 do not recommend.

 

[Rendang]

Just to check, it's normal to pass vegetables under a faucet to remove dirt and dust, right? No soap or weird shit, just water. I don't do it with meat, but mainly because I get it from the butcher anyways.

Washing vegetable and fruits remove most of the sprayed pesticide, and the most commonly used insecticide are organophosphates, which work by acting as nerve agents.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

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Can't she just buy some on her own? Does her grandmother feed her cornstarch when she visits instead of an actual meal? Does she have some kind of family recipe for cornstarch? This thread just keeps giving me more questions!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Raisins in Potato salad is a meme coming from a SNL sketch.

As funny as this is, raisins add a particular flavor to stews.

Just to check, it's normal to pass vegetables under a faucet to remove dirt and dust, right? No soap or weird shit, just water. I don't do it with meat, but mainly because I get it from the butcher anyways.

Yep. If you're really worried about bacteria, you can add a few drops of bleach in at least 1ltr of water and wash your veggies there, but you still have to rinse it off. Bleach diluted in water is safe to even drink in a VERY SMALL amount (1 drop per litre).