Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Idk about everyone else, but the whole miscarriage/menopause thing is fucking hilarious. She honestly believed she could be preggers with her daughters, and it seems like the ultimate blow to her ego that can't and won't be a thing. Not that I'd expect her to Actually Admit she's going thru the change, but it still got a heart felt titter out of me. I feel a teency bit bad tbf, as a fellow female. Still tho. God knows all eh jilldo?
 
Jill just can't resist trying to get the haters to dox this poor boy, can she? She's a toddler you've told not to eat another cookie, lifting the jar lid, touching them, crying "I'm not eating the cookies, I'm just touching them!"
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Fuck It Up Renee's dude is a tall one, Jill is obviously drooling.
 
Idk about everyone else, but the whole miscarriage/menopause thing is fucking hilarious. She honestly believed she could be preggers with her daughters, and it seems like the ultimate blow to her ego that can't and won't be a thing. Not that I'd expect her to Actually Admit she's going thru the change, but it still got a heart felt titter out of me. I feel a teency bit bad tbf, as a fellow female. Still tho. God knows all eh jilldo?
She wants SO badly to be just like Michelle Duggar and be pregnant at the same time as one of her daughters.
It's sickening, and I bet she will try to shoehorn her "miscarriage" into Kaylees' baby shower/birth.
 
The shit with Meech being pregnant at the same time as her daughter was creepy as hell. Not even hiding the breeding fetish.
I think Jilldo was hoping for a triple play, with her, Kaylee, and Nurie being pregnant at the same time. Then she would really rub it in Michelle's face.

Thank God her baby factory is shutting down.
 
Jill just can't resist trying to get the haters to dox this poor boy, can she? She's a toddler you've told not to eat another cookie, lifting the jar lid, touching them, crying "I'm not eating the cookies, I'm just touching them!"
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Fuck It Up Renee's dude is a tall one, Jill is obviously drooling.
I wish we had The Hague but for crimes against eyebrows and hair. This is one of Jill's most criminal acts yet, you can see right through this poor woman's fried hair.
 
I think Jilldo was hoping for a triple play, with her, Kaylee, and Nurie being pregnant at the same time
She said this is exactly what she wanted in her miscarriage video.

More specifically, she wanted a triple pregnancy photo shoot with Kaylee and Nurie. So it's not so much that Jill wanted another baby, she just wanted another pregnancy photo shoot where she could outshine her daughters. That's our Jill!
 
Well, it was Janessa's 5th birthday, so Jill got her...4 reborn dolls. AKA the super realistic baby dolls that women dealing with grief from miscarriages/stillbirths/etc. How many SEVERE miscarriages has Jill had again?
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Because Janessa was the miracle baby, Jill really splurged on her party and she got to go to Chick Fil A. Unclear whether anybody got to eat or if they all just had drinks. Her "cake" looked like a stack of Hostess cakes with some candles on top— A+ homemaking!
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Jill can't be assed to buy food or normal toys for her kids, but she can buy them expensive baby dolls designed for adult collectors? Ffs Jill, they're going to get destroyed from being played with because they aren't meant for that.

I wonder if Jill knows the artist and got a deep discount and that's why her girls got such a random (and not really kid friendly, at least for the younger ones) gift.

Seriously, it's like getting them BJDs. The older girls might be able to take care of them, but the younger girls are going to destroy them from normal play. There's a reason baby dolls meant for kids to play with are made from durable plastic.
 
Jill can't be assed to buy food or normal toys for her kids, but she can buy them expensive baby dolls designed for adult collectors? Ffs Jill, they're going to get destroyed from being played with because they aren't meant for that.

I wonder if Jill knows the artist and got a deep discount and that's why her girls got such a random (and not really kid friendly, at least for the younger ones) gift.

Seriously, it's like getting them BJDs. The older girls might be able to take care of them, but the younger girls are going to destroy them from normal play. There's a reason baby dolls meant for kids to play with are made from durable plastic.
I feel like she probably got them for herself, since she's grieving her late period. The girls got to take them to Chick Fil A & pose with them for pics for Mama's Facebook post, and then they'll be off to Jill's prayer closet.
 
How many SEVERE miscarriages has Jill had again?
Well, if we count her recent late period / mythcarriage, she has had six SEVERE miscarriages.

However, she has yet to update the family website to include her very recent, very difficult, very real sixth miscarriage. Probably because she hadn't had time to do a pregnancy announcement photo shoot yet.
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Pregnancy photo shoots are the most important part of the process for Jill; she said that her greatest disappointment back in February was that Jill didn't get the triple pregnancy photo shoot with Nurie and Kaylee that she dreamed of. The fact that Nurie is not pregnant did not get in the way of this fantasy.

I wonder if Baby Jah-ness-ah is still sleeping in the windowless, airless "nursary" closet Jill made David build in the barndominium? On its storied walls hangs the pregnancy photobshoots of her five SEVERE miscarriages.
 
Uh, what is up with.. (Olivia?)'s toe..

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All of them are only alloted cheap flip flops as footwear, because Bill Gothard - founder of the IBLP - said women should wear open toed sandals like Jeebus. Turns out the old perve had a foot fetish. So the real IBLP hardliner women never wear protective footwear, leaving their toes filthy and damaged.

The Duggar girls used to wear flip flops exclusively back in the day for the same reason. All winter long.
 
The bare feet also might be a religious poor thing for both the sexes. Just inside the house and around the garden would certainly never warrant shoes how I grew up, and you'd just be creating more work for someone by wearing and dirtying socks.

I notice wear I live now in an urban area I start wearing sandals far earlier in spring than anyone else.

Another thing that irritates me about Gothard and his people is the weird obsession with worldly civility. Jesus loathes performative nonsense like that.

I had the opportunity to minister to and meet some Gothard/IFB types. Near where I live, there are some kids that greatly span in age in a big family that are pretty good instrument players that busk a lot, and my wife and I do not give money for obvious reasons. All white, girls in the long skirts, boys in that peculiar almost 1950s style, and all too thin. The adults just leave. I knew there was no adult there after I lingered a little too long as a giant man standing an arm's length away from the oldest girl at night.

My wife and I told them we were Christians and invited them to church with us the next day. They passively said yes, but made no effort to take directions. They turned down sealed water and food, but we left it and told them they could either take it or give it to someone else, but please don't throw it away.

I tried talking to them about my past and the book of Revelation and what Jesus meant by loving your neighbor, and it pretty quickly became apparent the elder teenagers just wanted us to fork over some money and go away, and were suffering through socially indoctrinated sweetness. We left the food and water. Just a pretty sad case of kids as young as 8 busking at 9 PM at night in the city. Child slavery cuts across every demographic, man.
 
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