Sam Hyde

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Sam and Nicks apparent last live stream as they film promos for the fish tank project. A project which I believe they have said to have cost 10k.

Will fish tank be any good? Or be another great war "it was shit on purpose guys" content.
https://www.youtube.com/live/qzwBoPkZMSg?feature=share
Fish Tank should be a WP2 sketch, not a show, it's going to suck. Imagine how unbearable all the tryhard contestants are going to be with their le ebin quirkiness. A reality show is so far beyond what they're capable of pulling off that it's insane they're ostensibly trying to actually do it. I'll only believe it's not vaporware when it's not actually released-I have a feeling that they'll be like 5 days into it with the contestants, realize that they have nothing to work with, and pull the plug.
 
has all the stuff about him making girls cut themselves on 8chan been a lie? I kind of just assumed it was but never asked.
The most likely theory about the Marky and other girl rumors are one of Sam's spurned mentally ill exs (probably the one that told the FBI he was manufacturing CP) has made it a mission to try and ruin him. If you've followed MDE long enough you know just how dedicated the Marky posters can be. If she was insane enough to lie about making child porn there is no doubt in my mind she would spend years trying to get Sam ruined.
 
Sam Hyde raped a child behind an Arby's in 1995 and refuses to hold the door open for women.
Source? Fuck you that's the source.
sam hyde was that child and he swore a blood war against all jews to this day

one night he had so many nightmares about it he hijacked 4 planes and crashed 3 of them into buildings (the 4th hit a field because he had to take a shit)
 
The most important question is what did he order? The roast beef sandwich is great.
I remember Sam Hyde's trip to Arby's vividly. He kicked the door in and stomped his way to the front of the line. There was an elderly black couple placing their order at the register. He picked up the old man by the ankles, spun him around multiple times and released him flying through the window, smashing the windshield of a car parked in the handicapped spot out front. Sam kicked the elderly black woman into the wall. He ripped the trash can out of the ground and repeatedly slammed it into her face screaming "here's your reparations!!" All of the patrons ran out screaming but the kitchen staff continued making sandwiches, unaware of the chaos happening in the lobby. Sam jumped over the counter and grabbed an employee by the throat. He smashed his face into a steaming hot panini press and laughed hysterically as the employee screamed in pain. Bicflame came in through the backdoor holding a camera and Jet Neptune followed, quickly clipping a lavaliere microphone on Sam's collar. Laker drunkenly stumbled in with some oversized cue cards that read:
"Thank God I'm using Cyberghost VPN. See you in heaven, faggots"

By the time police and paramedics arrived on scene it was too late.
 
truth and you just know his simps are not the sons of rich kikes, so why are they taking life advice from someone who is?
Because only rick kikes can start lifting, being likable, building a skill and making themselves useful and independent. Sure.
Don't get me wrong, I'd never go out of my way to defend a mass shooter, but his life advice is pretty solid.
 
You realize you're literally saying the same stuff Sam says, right? Find like-minded people. Make real life connections. Get off the internet. Build a family and work towards a quiet, self sufficient life.

It was real in my mind.
I’m not giving people bad financial advice telling them to debtmax and try to game the loan system. That’s more what I take issue with.

The most likely theory about the Marky and other girl rumors are one of Sam's spurned mentally ill exs (probably the one that told the FBI he was manufacturing CP) has made it a mission to try and ruin him. If you've followed MDE long enough you know just how dedicated the Marky posters can be. If she was insane enough to lie about making child porn there is no doubt in my mind she would spend years trying to get Sam ruined.
Yet there are countless men with mentally ill exes that don’t have this reputation. Interesting..
 
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I’m not giving people bad financial advice telling them to debtmax and try to game the loan system. That’s more what I take issue with.
Waah Sam gave irresponsible financial advice to his audience of adult sane men. you need to get a loicense by Moshe Cohen Shekelberg before you can even mention meme financial advice like not paying back God's Chosen People's loan. Literally anuddah shoah. Listen to responsible Conservative™ talking head golems like Juden Peterson instead
 
Lol u some kind of ass bitch who you think come around and front yeah ok please nigga pop off you fucking with the whole keyed mafia and crew here
Nah, trick, you're not my bloodtype, we finna murking trill locs, finna pop off on yo ashy face with my dick, cuh
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I’m not giving people bad financial advice telling them to debtmax and try to game the loan system. That’s more what I take issue with.


Yet there are countless men with mentally ill exes that don’t have this reputation. Interesting..
Did you ever think that maybe you're just too stupid to understand it? Because your posts make it seem like you have some type of learning disability. Is there something inherently wrong with trying to "game the loan system" as you so retardedly put it?
 
I went to TMZ and found all of this gossip but none of it was about nameless, faceless men that nobody knows or cares about. Interesting...
I know you guys are so far up Sam’s ass that you can’t see the light, but there are tons of noteworthy men who don’t get a reputation that they are pedos or have cp like the ex allegedly said
 
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