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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Looking back through the pictures like that is kind of nostalgic. Despite all the drama they had, it seems like each person's time at the Tranch is an interesting period of his life he'll be able to tell his grandki—oh, right.
Penny has a son, Neck has like 5 kids, most of the other tranchers kept their dicks.
It is absolutely possible that a future grandchild gets told about that time pappy thought he was was woman and ran away to an alpaca farm in the high plains.
 
How long until the Alpaca population gets completely eradicated and replaced by the goats?
Not long. Goats are great at multiplying if you don't keep them separated, or castrated. So that plus the 'pacas being perfect height to be gored, because they haven't done anything about the horn growth, I would say 3 months.
 
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Oh the horrors that dog has seen. I'd make that one edit if I knew nobody else had done it.

This might have been covered in Kevin's thread, but I wanted to share it here too, that this is actually the ranch's THIRD location. Yes, there was a place before the one we're familiar with.
Yeah, looking through the early Kevin / Tranch thread I did see mention of an earlier location, but I never saw if anyone found out where that was, exactly.

IIRC they chose the ranch in Custer County specifically because of the dome, and the windows making pretty rainbows or some shit like that.

:story:

This whole post is glorious. Good job! :semperfidelis:
 
For the past month or two,
Immense post. Worthy of a coffee table book, and all your dedicated work in the thread :semperfidelis:


And it is quite nostalgic isn’t it.
I made a little search earlier and it’s like the tranch never existed - for the last month there are basically zero mentions of it on Twitter. We might never see its like again.
 
Immense post. Worthy of a coffee table book, and all your dedicated work in the thread :semperfidelis:
Thank you!

I want to kill myself because I realized today that the way I had saved the twitter images (I didn’t open them in a new tab and then save, just saved them in the preview thing) actually reduces quality so now I have almost 200 lower quality images for memes and cutouts and just general things I feel like would be funny to post here.
And it is quite nostalgic isn’t it.
I made a little search earlier and it’s like the tranch never existed - for the last month there are basically zero mentions of it on Twitter. We might never see its like again.
Keep in mind that nothing has actually happened for the last month, and the search doesn’t work for private accounts, even if you follow them. But this did make me think: Will we ever see the Tranch operate at this level again?
On one hand, it could happen, maybe:
  • They’ve got new land, even though it’s small and unable to accommodate as many animals and people as the Westcliffe location. Theoretically, if they grift enough money, they could purchase/rent a place with more land.
  • They do have animals. They can still carry on posting cute animal videos and pictures on social media.
  • Penny is full of ideas, even if they are half baked. Look at all the business ventures the tranch embarked on in 2022! The Lakota charity shit, doing construction work on houses, cutting down trees, etc. He is a bit more creative than people give him credit for, he just executes his ideas in a very halfassed way.
  • This is why the Tranch could theoretically survive, if they changed up some of the ideas behind it. Like it can’t be a troon commune anymore due to limited space, and they can’t really have a big farm like they used to, but they can still go the route of “we are troons farming”.
  • They do have people the support them. Look at how people reacted when Bonnie started talking about bringing the feds in.
On the other hand, I think their glory days may be long over.
  • We know how lazy these people are, there is no chance of them actually changing the way they cared for the animals or working to afford a bigger property.
  • They have lost the more able-bodied and hardworking of their members (Sky and Fedposter J), so good luck with any kind of physical labor.
  • The Tranch will never get the volume of puff pieces written about them because the narrative of “we are being hunted” died out.
  • Bonnie is also still out there going scorched earth. He will not let anybody forget about this, and even if he did keep his mouth shut, there is still a chance that everything that had happened has permanently tarnished the Tranch’s image.
 
I hope I added everything in this post that I had, it took a few hours to make because I am not having no "part 2" shit.
I lied, there is a part 2, and the reason why is because this happened:
I want to kill myself because I realized today that the way I had saved the twitter images (I didn’t open them in a new tab and then save, just saved them in the preview thing) actually reduces quality so now I have almost 200 lower quality images for memes and cutouts and just general things I feel like would be funny to post here.
So I bit the bullet today and went through most of their twitters again, getting the good quality images because my autism wouldn't let me rest if I didn't. I found some more things worth sharing, in my humble opinion, like some answers to this question:
Yeah, looking through the early Kevin / Tranch thread I did see mention of an earlier location, but I never saw if anyone found out where that was, exactly.
Well, I don't know if you meant a dox, but I did manage to find that they were in Livermore, but Kevin would usually say that they were "near Fort Collins, probably because it was more of a town. These aren't all of the tweets mentioning Fort Collins, but you get the point.
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Apparently, they had issues with the power due to a fire in Colorado in early September. Kevin reassured those concerned that the fire wouldn't reach them, and continued on in typical Kevin fashion.
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According to the Wikipedos, this is the only fire that occurred in Colorado in 2019
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Oh and they also had that elliptical machine at the FIRST ranch lmao
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I found more on the incest puppies, there's photos and videos of them:
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And the parents of said puppies, Naga and Appa.
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Even videos of some parental bonding time between Naga and one of the puppies!
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It was kind of depressing going through Sky's account. I missed this the first time around, and it's got screenshots of a couple things Bonnie tweeted, including some of the incest puppies.
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This was actually the most depressing thing I found today. Sky tweeted photos of Tobi looking sad in the rain, waiting for Bonnie to come home. Present day, Sky has lost them both.
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I was trying to search Bonnie's old handle on Twitter, and I found Sky's old account, which I don't think has been mentioned here. I found it via this tweet:
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The account has been untouched since 2019
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Other examples of him mentioning Bonnie from that account:
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I also found this regarding the Earthship thing, I realized it should probably be included for posterity
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Speaking of other projects, here's this tub thing that they briefly tried to do some shit with, the archives have replies in which Fedposter J talks about it a bit more. [1], [2], [3]
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Here is it before, in Feb 2021, and then sometime after (idk when)
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Not sure if this is what they did with the wood, but here's Fedposter J's trailer with the plants fenced in:
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Another fun thing I found is that Kevin actually knew one of the former serfs, Vikky, better known as @/Deathpigeon, prior to his time at the tranch.
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By 2020, Vikky was a "roommate" in the tranch
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One more Pepe tweet I didn't catch the first time
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I saw these photos and wanted to ask, what is that on the alpaca's snout? Is it okay? And the last one, what's going on with his neck fur??
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The alpaca water situation at one point:
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Here they were doing some fencing, my question is, what's with the overturned chair in the middle of the dirt???
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And lastly, I wanted to be sad about the ducks. I love ducks, and it should be obvious that filling up kiddie pools isn't good enough for them, they need bodies of water to swim in. I hope a lot of the ducks and birds they were left with at the end actually did get rehomed.
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And photos of what may have been the hen house or where kept the birds?? Idk, I've seen so many buildings and strucures with various different animals idk.
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I'm amazed by how nostalgic these posts trawling through the history of their twitters makes me. Guess it just feels like a slow period in the tranch storyline, versus all the times they were gearing up for war and hoarding insane amounts of animals. Sure, history may repeat if they keep up their incompetence at the new location, (as the goats have clearly shown) but the herd has been thinned down so much, both the literal alpaca herd and the herd of orbiters and drifters that found their way onto the ranch and turned it into a true clusterfuck. We've seen this whole plotline before, this part of it is boring, the show writers need to come up with something new.
 
Well, I don't know if you meant a dox, but I did manage to find that they were in Livermore, but Kevin would usually say that they were "near Fort Collins, probably because it was more of a town. These aren't all of the tweets mentioning Fort Collins, but you get the point.
That's close enough. Thanks.

Looking it up in the Kevin thread I found out the old tranch was at 920 Deer Meadow Way (A) (Google maps link) in Larimer County, northwest of Fort Collins. Listing says 40 acres. The porch and side of the house match some pictures you posted. From the history the property was sold in October 2020.
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Lowkey seems like a nice place.

For Reference
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Here's a map of the property lines. And what is this price history? What happened 2007-2017???
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There is a fairly modest amount of ranching space at the front of the property. Grazing area, corrals, even a chicken coop, all that. Seems like they were keeping animals at this place too. I counted at least 25-30 animals. And of course their efforts are visible from outer space :story:

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Strangest thing is how the spring after they left this location there's suddenly all this greenery in the pasture where there was none. New property owners trying to fix things? :optimistic: but maybe Custer County still has a chance after all?

Wait nevermind Bonnie still owns it.
 
FedposterJ posted a pic. Do we know his location? Are there any pictures of the flooring at the new Tranch location?

That bench is so dirty and hasn't been cleaned in so long. You can tell no women live wherever FedposterJ is living right now

I saw these photos and wanted to ask, what is that on the alpaca's snout? Is it okay?
Don't stress too much, it's probably already buried with the other couple of hundred alpacas they killed. Great posts though!
 
FedposterJ posted a pic. Do we know his location? Are there any pictures of the flooring at the new Tranch location?
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He also posted on the Fediverse:
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Also... Uh oh! I was pretty sure Fedposter J was no longer with the Tranchers (he hasn't appeared in any of the Patreon videos), but now I'm having second thoughts.
Compare J's pic:
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With old pictures of Penny's parents' kitchen (from this post):
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We only get a small glimpse of the countertops & cabinets in J's pic, but they look awfully similar (just dirtier) to these old pictures...
 
We only get a small glimpse of the countertops & cabinets in J's pic, but they look awfully similar (just dirtier) to these old pictures...
The countertops have a right angle edge at the parent's abode, and the ones in J's pic have a slight roll off to them. Not the same ones, but thanks for the reference pics.
 
The countertops have a right angle edge at the parent's abode, and the ones in J's pic have a slight roll off to them. Not the same ones, but thanks for the reference pics.
It looks like there's a sharp edge on the counter between the fridge and the sink, but certainly not definitive:
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The mystery of Fedposter J's location continues... 🧐
 
It's definitely not the same place. The countertops are different (the aforementioned squared edge vs. the rounder edge) but also the cabinets are different (J's have rounded edges and visible hinges, Penny's parents' don't) and Penny's parents have a tile floor versus the shitty wood parquet floors in J's pic.

Also I had forgotten how cluttered Penny's parents' kitchen was in those pics. I can only imagine how bad it is now...
 
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