Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Soggy paper straw]

dont come from the magical neverland of the supermarket

I had people laugh at me (not Black tho, but all from the Big City) when I picked pinenuts off the ground. They were "dirty" (ignoring they have a hard shell)... Where they fuck do you think the ones you buy come from???

i wonder if theres some kinda intentional motive to plant the subconscious belief in people's minds that the world we live in isnt quite as natural, beautiful and full of plenty as it really is, and that eating and living off of it is downright impossible

Is there a foraging thread? (Although I wouldn't post pictures, and idk how many would, so would be pretty sad! ). Having grown my own vegetables and fruit you can also understand why things cost what they do or get pissed off that they don't just gift zucchini to everyone during the season

Modest proposal - many black women here identified that they may have pica and need iron (or whatever else). Why tf not take an actual supplement?? Or just make more foods that use cornstarch in it

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Modest proposal - many black women here identified that they may have pica and need iron (or whatever else). Why tf not take an actual supplement?? Or just make more foods that use cornstarch in it

There were some posts earlier where black women were mentioning they started taking supplements and the cravings went away

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Douche, season, riot...

Used to cashier at a drug store. Once, the drug store's brand vinegar douches went on clearance because they were discontinued. This middle-aged black lady with the fakest looking, askew wig literally bought all of them.

The irony is that they are largely ignorant of actual sub-Saharan history and so just steal other peoples history.

The whole world is ignorant of it BECAUSE THEY NEVER DEVELOPED A WRITING SYSTEM OR A WAY OF BUILDING LONG-LASTING STRUCTURES

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

On "Foods the blacks don't understand or like" topic happening here I always found the screeching meme level hatred of mayo as some sort of white devil sauce double hilarious because you know deep down they're ordering mcchickens and drowning anything they get from chic-fil-a in their sauce all day long, one IS covered in mayo and the other contains it.

Also I know their dirty home secret that any black household is going to have a big fucking jar of miracle whip in it too to make the cook out potato salad. And I wonder if they legitimately think it doesn't count.

the mayo thing seems like one of those artificial memes people repeat just because they decided to, and then base their opinion around it entirely off of the fact that they present themselves as someone who hates it, therefor they must hate it
like a child who was told liking a certain thing isnt cool, so now, once again, they ''perform'' the act of pretending to hate it by constantly going 'eeeeeeeew' whenever they see it, no matter what context

...
wait, are black people just children?

all that aside, mayo IS quite disgusting...

 

[Monkey Pink]

Is there a foraging thread?

Yes.

 

[Local Fed]

the mayo thing seems like one of those artificial memes people repeat just because they decided to, and then base their opinion around it entirely off of the fact that they present themselves as someone who hates it, therefor they must hate it
like a child who was told liking a certain thing isnt cool, so now, once again, they ''perform'' the act of pretending to hate it by constantly going 'eeeeeeeew' whenever they see it, no matter what context

...
wait, are black people just children?

all that aside, mayo IS quite disgusting...

I agree with this all the way up to the beginning of the last sentence of your post. Mayo is good, but it's also something that you don't need to use a ton of on most things (like if you're going to make tuna salad it's great as a binder, but you shouldn't have a 50/50 split of mayo to tuna or some abomination.) Also Miracle Whip is not true mayo, it's the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" of mayo. Fuck Miracle Whip, I hope it dies out with the boomers.

The performative "Ewwwww, mayo!" thing strikes me as the culinary equivalent of having to profess just how much one hates Nickelback. Yeah, I get that they're not a very good band and that a lot of people don't like them, but the theatrics around having to say that one hates them always came off as Reddit incarnate to me, the equal inverse response of when parroting "EHRMAHGERD I LURV BACON xD" was done back in the day by every dumbass as a substitute for a personality.

Edit: wrong word.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I agree with this all the way up to the beginning of the last sentence of your post. Mayo is good, but it's also something that you don't need to use a ton of on most things (like if you're going to make tuna salad it's great as a binder, but you should have a 50/50 split of mayo to tuna or some abomination.) Also Miracle Whip is not true mayo, it's the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" of mayo. Fuck Miracle Whip, I hope it dies out with the boomers.

The performative "Ewwwww, mayo!" thing strikes me as the culinary equivalent of having to profess just how much one hates Nickelback. Yeah, I get that they're not a very good band and that a lot of people don't like them, but the theatrics around having to say that one hates them always came off as Reddit incarnate to me, the equal inverse response of when parroting "EHRMAHGERD I LURV BACON xD" was done back in the day by every dumbass as a substitute for a personality.

consider having taste

edit: googled what miracle whip even is... thought it was the same as cool whip, which for the longest time i thought was just a brand of whipping cream... good lord these ingredients, i didnt think they could invent a DOWNGRADE to mayo
man

the theatrics around having to say that one hates them always came off as Reddit incarnate to me, the equal inverse response of when parroting "EHRMAHGERD I LURV BACON xD" was done back in the day by every dumbass as a substitute for a personality.

oh boy, i still see behavior like this every day, it never died, it just evolves
im so sick of performative love/hatred memes, the latter are more annoying than the former, at least when you like something, you have fun

theres a thread somewhere on this reptile breeding forum of ours for a guy who made it his life's calling to bitch at people for not returning shopping carts, and my first thoughts was 'boy, i bet hes a reddit guy'...

 

[BlancoMailo]

Just to check, it's normal to pass vegetables under a faucet to remove dirt and dust, right? No soap or weird shit, just water. I don't do it with meat, but mainly because I get it from the butcher anyways.

Perfectly fine to rinse them off, especially be aware of those "premade salad" bags/"salad kits" you see in the supermarket. Another user mentioned the potential issue of the harvesters not having clean hands, however, the plants where they chop up romaine lettuce are far worse in that they bag them up immediately after and if they haven't been cleaned properly, you get yet "another recall of romaine lettuce" due to the constant E coli. contamination.

I agree with this all the way up to the beginning of the last sentence of your post. Mayo is good, but it's also something that you don't need to use a ton of on most things (like if you're going to make tuna salad it's great as a binder, but you shouldn't have a 50/50 split of mayo to tuna or some abomination.) Also Miracle Whip is not true mayo, it's the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" of mayo. Fuck Miracle Whip, I hope it dies out with the boomers.

The performative "Ewwwww, mayo!" thing strikes me as the culinary equivalent of having to profess just how much one hates Nickelback. Yeah, I get that they're not a very good band and that a lot of people don't like them, but the theatrics around having to say that one hates them always came off as Reddit incarnate to me, the equal inverse response of when parroting "EHRMAHGERD I LURV BACON xD" was done back in the day by every dumbass as a substitute for a personality.

Edit: wrong word.

It's like kids learning to hate broccoli because that's what the cartoons showed, or the meltdowns that result from redditors when people say the word moist, or how you hear people never shut up about their meme Trypophobia over the most minor things like Croc shoes. It takes less mental energy to just adopt an opinion you've heard rather than sitting down and developing one for yourself and human brains are constantly trying to minimize mental load. The closest term I can think of to describe it would be the "Imitate-the-majority heuristic."

For as shit as Wikipedia, they have an okay summary of it for our purpose:

Imitate-the-majority heuristic, also referred to follow-the-majority heuristic. An agent (or decision maker) using the heuristic would imitate the behavior of the majority of others in his reference group. For instance, in deciding which restaurant to choose, people tend to choose the one with the longer waiting queue.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It's like kids learning to hate broccoli because that's what the cartoons showed, or the meltdowns that result from redditors when people say the word moist, or how you hear people never shut up about their meme Trypophobia over the most minor things like Croc shoes. It takes less mental energy to just adopt an opinion you've heard rather than sitting down and developing one for yourself and human brains are constantly trying to minimize mental load. The closest term I can think of to describe it would be the "Imitate-the-majority heuristic."

while thats a good term for the majority-following behavior in general, i think we need a more specific term for this reddit tier meme-opinion phenomena

speaking of which, someone needs to compile a list of things people repeat endlessly default statements about, alongside 'moist' and trypophobia, might i also add:
>comic sans
>nokia phones
>nutella
>milk-before-cereal
>socks with sandals
>french people
>women's pants pockets
>pineapple on pizza
>bacon

notice how many things on this list, i never mentioned what the consensus IS, and yet you know
you just know

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Also, does anyone know why eggs are washed that much in the US so that they need to be put in the fridge? Is it because of how the chickens are kept and their environment being that dirty?

I'd say possibly. I know it's to the point a lot of Americans don't know about eggs having a membrane because US egg producers remove it. Hell, I didn't know about it until last year.

ah yes, this is done in many other places, not just the US... and is why, when you get eggs like that, you can no longer preserve them for as long as you couldve before, or do so in old fashioned ways like buried under something or in a cold room
i wonder why that happens... knowing the ways of modernism, its probably a combination of corporations not wanting you to have nice things, and to further foster the belief that food isnt natural in origin, and that all things you buy must be shiny and beautiful, or else you might awaken to the fact that they are merely earthly objects that you can, in fact, reproduce, and dont come from the magical neverland of the supermarket

You guys are talking about what's known as the cuticle of the egg. It's a layer of protein that clogs the pores of the eggshell, keeping bacteria from getting into the interior, which is why eggs that haven't been washed can stay fresh without refrigeration. Apparently the USDA mandates that eggs from mass producers be washed to remove bacteria present on the surface of the shell. This removes the cuticle, exposing the pores in the shell and potentially creating a route for Salmonella and other bacteria to get into the interior, so eggs that have been industrially washed in this way have to be refrigerated.

Why the USDA is concerned about bacteria on the surfaces of eggs, I don't know. Seems like the cooking process would kill any bacteria anyway.

wait, are black people just children?

In short, yes. Everything about American blacks, or at least the type that flex about seasoning while washing their chicken with dish soap, makes much more sense when you realize that the majority of them are basically overgrown children.

all that aside, mayo IS quite disgusting...

Properly prepared homemade mayonnaise is delicious. Give it a try sometime if you've only ever had mass-produced storebought mayo – you might be surprised.

I agree that the kind that comes in a jar isn't all that appetizing, but that's largely due to all the artificial crap they put in it.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Properly prepared homemade mayonnaise is delicious. Give it a try sometime

i tried but i might be retarded
it just wont mayo-fy

 

[74164978231]

the mayo thing seems like one of those artificial memes people repeat just because they decided to, and then base their opinion around it entirely off of the fact that they present themselves as someone who hates it, therefor they must hate it
like a child who was told liking a certain thing isnt cool, so now, once again, they ''perform'' the act of pretending to hate it by constantly going 'eeeeeeeew' whenever they see it, no matter what context

Blacks have been hating on mayo for a long time;

Undercover Brother - Mayonnaise

Scene from the movie: Undercover Brother where he must eat a mayonnaise sandwich

youtu.be

Note the hot sauce mention in conjunction with mayo hate.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

A lot of mayo hate comes from one single detail: mayo is white. These people are so full of themselves and so obsessed with their color that they see "white" as "negative" in the way "black" is associated with "dark", but not necessarily with evil and not always associated with black skin.

That's why I think they're also obsessed with seasoning. Chicken can't be white or pale because for them, that's being flavorless.

Average blacks just don't know how to cook proper food aside from frying it or grilling it. When you do only that with chicken, yes, you need to add seasoning otherwise is just chicken and salt and it doesn't taste good -or rather doesn't taste at all. Chicken has a soft taste.

But if you do other types of food, that's actually good. For example, ají de pollo, is a dish we have when you make the sauce and then you simply boil chicken with salt separately and then mince it and mix them together. The flavors mix inside your mouth. If you think that's bad only because the chicken is unseasoned, you're ignorant.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have no idea about washing meat with soap though. I do wash my vegetables with soap if they dirty, like potatoes or whatever.

Are you a Catholic with a potty mouth? I can't think of any other reason someone would wash food with motherfuckin' soap.

 

[ZipDisk]

he transient laborers that pick them don't really get the chance to use the bathroom

UFCW took money out of supermarket workers' checks to make sure all those strawberry picking fuckers have porta potties, they just prefer to shit in the lettuce like a pajeet. This also extends to AFTER they make it out of farm work. I used to paint houses, and one of the day laborers would piss in the yard, even though bathroom access was something our boss always negotiated. We got fired off one job because the customer CAUGHT the fucker pissing on her fence. He did not have a happy afternoon that day.

shopping carts

Even the farms went batshit over this issue.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

theres a thread somewhere on this reptile breeding forum of ours for a guy who made it his life's calling to bitch at people for not returning shopping carts, and my first thoughts was 'boy, i bet hes a reddit guy'...

Hey, returning a shopping cart to the corral should be basic decency instead of leaving it in the middle of the parking lot taking up parking spaces. This should be agreed upon, even if the guy you're talking about is an obnoxious troll.

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

Hey, returning a shopping cart to the corral should be basic decency instead of leaving it in the middle of the parking lot taking up parking spaces.

I have a deep hatred for all of those lazy fucks. Full of themselves. Thinking that they are too important or special to not make a mess around themselves.

 

[ZipDisk]

There is already a shopping cart thread you fucks.

 

[Linako 2.0]

while thats a good term for the majority-following behavior in general, i think we need a more specific term for this reddit tier meme-opinion phenomena

speaking of which, someone needs to compile a list of things people repeat endlessly default statements about, alongside 'moist' and trypophobia, might i also add:
>comic sans
>nokia phones
>nutella
>milk-before-cereal
>socks with sandals
>french people
>women's pants pockets
>pineapple on pizza
>bacon

notice how many things on this list, i never mentioned what the consensus IS, and yet you know
you just know

I just call it Reddit, something that is memetically praised/demonized by the sheltered middle class and

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Hey, returning a shopping cart to the corral should be basic decency instead of leaving it in the middle of the parking lot taking up parking spaces. This should be agreed upon, even if the guy you're talking about is an obnoxious troll.

oh dont get me started talking about carts
objective universal good is a myth, where i live, you gotta pay for those things, leaving them scattered about is what allows people to actually find one instead of of having to fish for some change and wrangle it out of the cart-centipede its attached to

i joke... mostly...

but thats aside, sure, its nice to keep things orderly, but its not the act of HAVING an opinion on the matter that makes someone an asshole, its the fact that your opinion is so basic and default, and yet you turned it into the entirety of your personality and made it a personal crusade to uphold what is essentially nothing more than a meme of life

its like when people mock "orange man bad" individuals. were not saying youre not allowed to like a presidential candidate, were mocking you for the way in which you express those opinions, and make assumptions about the process of gaytosis by which you acquired and spread them