Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Fatrick Expanded Waistline Universe has a home at OnA. Null has indicated he doesn’t want any kind of merger.

Piggy is dropping some facts and logic on unprepared atalkers....

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B-b-b-based...?
Gotta hand it to him; that’s a good reply.

What's funny is he actually looked pretty good in this mugshot, before he got enormously fat.
I’m uncomfortable. I like him better now that his ugly insides are reflected in his appearance.
 
Pat may have been a customer the swat telegram just posted this
Archived using rss shit couldn't do it other way fuck telegram: https://archive.is/hX5Ld
channel: https://t.me/swatsontelegram
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edit: what the channel looked like before "on hiatus"
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I don't believe it. I can't believe it. There's no way.
 
Life imitates art but I am not excited for this. Considering it seems the swatting guys are sort of passive observers of the KF/ONA/lolcow sphere it's entirely possible this is a random line to just cause more of an uproar. However there is that part of me that thinks he is just barely this retarded. He's proven me wrong by how fat he is if you compare that mugshot, so he can prove me wrong again. God damn is he fat.
 
So piggy may have paid a service to swat himself, then refused to pay the swatter, so now his business partner has outed him? Seems too good to be true, but it is certainly possible, he is that fucking nuts.
I can't stop laughing.

The best part is that 'I don't pay criminals, child' is absolutely something I could see pat saying and doing.
 
Pat may have been a customer the swat telegram just posted this
Archived using rss shit couldn't do it other way fuck telegram: https://archive.is/hX5Ld
channel: https://t.me/swatsontelegram
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edit: what the channel looked like before "on hiatus"
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If true, this is the exact same way that the YouTuber Deji got outed for sub-botting his way to 10M subscribers - he paid a shady but legit service, refused to pay them like a fucking retard, and then the person that ran the sub-botting service made his own video to expose Deji:

This is just to say that there is 100% precedent for a situation like this, and it should not be considered an unthinkable, too-good-to-be-true impossibility. Obviously more proof should still be sought after, but to me, this tracks perfectly reasonably. These things do happen!
 
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