Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[GwynethPaltrowsSkis]

View attachment 5043048
Nevermind, he needs to reschedule so his japanese cheering squad can join in

"Mental health reasons" Jesus christ. I don't want to go on a rant here but what is it with people like him assuming that everything has to be related to muh mental health and depression, just say you don't have enough of an audience without your weird little terminally online clique present, also you're aged 33, not having the "mental" fortitude to stream and make a shitty attempt at Japanese cuisine is pathetic, how do you get out of bed every morning, Adam?

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Looks like our boy Adam has grown out of his shell a bit and has been posting in a anime convention 21+ Facebook Group called Colossalcon 21+. He's been a member since March 2022, but it seems the group's recent bump of activity has caused Adam to join in on the fun. Such highlights include:

A character introduction (by the way did you know he went to Japan recently?):
View attachment 5046201

An attempt to start a Study Group for Japanese:
View attachment 5046205

An invitation to Japan (21 & older PLEASE):
View attachment 5046209

Asking about Bento Box recipes like a mother on Facebook:
View attachment 5046225

An attempt to woo people with his cooking skills:
View attachment 5046233

A literal Thirst Post:
View attachment 5046237

Typical Facebook Group engagement posts:
View attachment 5046241
If anyone has a way to archive Facebook Group posts in a way better than just screenshots, I would appreciate it. Here's to the new Convention Group Chibi Saga!

Holy shit, I can kinda understand blurting this stupid shit out in a face to face conversation in an embarrassing spur of the moment kind of thing, but you sat down, typed that out, reread it, and STILL thought it was a good idea to hit the enter key. Its actually pathatic how Japan raped this dudes mind is. He went there for 10 days and its literally become his entire identity.

Also, isnt colossalcon the con that he was gonna force himself onto random strangers in their hotel room, until they learned he was a predator and told him not to show the fuck up?

 

[PurpleMan69]

Also, isnt colossalcon the con that he was gonna force himself onto random strangers in their hotel room, until they learned he was a predator and told him not to show the fuck up?

Yes, the same convention. Despite stating that he isn't going to Colossalcon this year either, he's still trying to make an impression on the 21+ Group for some reason.

Who am I kidding, it's for attention.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Fat old man still stuck in the mentality of a 15 year old in 2006. "I'm going to get a degree in gaming and move to Japan!" jfc this is embarrassing.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Looks like our boy Adam has grown out of his shell a bit and has been posting in a anime convention 21+ Facebook Group called Colossalcon 21+. He's been a member since March 2022, but it seems the group's recent bump of activity has caused Adam to join in on the fun. Such highlights include:

A character introduction (by the way did you know he went to Japan recently?):
View attachment 5046201

Yeah, I'm sure he's the one to turn to for info and trivia about Japan. Someone who went on holiday there one time. They can just watch an episode An Idiot Abroad where Karl goes there for a deeper perspective. I would predict some downfall between him and this group but something tells me this group is full of equally, if not more, autistic people like Chibi.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Does Chibi even have a Japanese audience? Or Japanese friends? Or friends?

They're mostly weebs so they eat that shit up. Or at least that's what he's hoping.

Fat old man still stuck in the mentality of a 15 year old in 2006. "I'm going to get a degree in gaming and move to Japan!" jfc this is embarrassing.

It's honestly kinda funny, for us mind you. He's 32. Just getting his "degree" from what is practically a diploma mill and acting like hot shit because he's been to Japan for 10 days and thinks he's some kind of weeb god because of it.

No Japanese company is going to hire him to do games for them. First of all just joining a Japanese company means you need to give a headshot along with your resume. They take one look at this faggot and immediately throw it away. And that's assuming he was able to get the COE or Certificate of Eligibility just to qualify to get a visa. And even then, the visa isn't for sure.

That COE alone takes 1-3 months.

And he expects people to ask him questions or that he's going to be able to organize a tour? The hubris from him is astounding.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The photo of him hanging his gut out and swigging his weeb water to try and attract a mate is cracking me up.

Spoiler: Some genuine advice

Learn your kana readings and the meanings of the jouyou kanji and radicals first so that you have foundational knowledge and can read babby books instead of being a cringelord that needs to rely entirely on romaji.

I know you're probably just hovering around those circles to predate on some unassuming 20-something but if there's a tiny chance that a cow has spontaneously developed a work ethic, there's a pro-gamer tip for free.

俺をガッカリさせるな、引きこもり。

 

[GwynethPaltrowsSkis]

Give me attention! He could have easily just kept these thoughts to himself, requested to retake the test, compose himself and THEN post progress but no, it's immediately to the begging for asspats. Last week it was his cat, now this. Is he in eternal crisis mode or what?

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Aquana - Twitch

Making Takoyaki while chilling (and talking about colossal)

www.twitch.tv

Chibi been cooking for an hour. Keeps burning his food lol

EDIT: He cannot shut the fuck up about Japan in his stream, his brain is truly fried on Japanese shit.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Of course he bombed his first test, he's gonna bomb every test after this too (maybe he'll have one or two tests where he works up to a B to own us) until he drops out because he's a fat, lazy, autist in his mid-30s once again attention seeking and talking big without anything to back it up.

 

[Shipping Steel]

Jesus, he really sounds like a boring human. Biggest rambling session, not focusing on his cooking, what a stooge.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Watching his mannerisms and hearing that lisp, I'm honestly shocked he doesn't stalk more men on Twitter

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He dropped the first bomb and will drop the second one.

 

[GumballFapper]

This lolcow has a tranny posture

Also he has been cooking takoyakis for 3 hours now, you can cook a whole dish in that time. Takoyakis are supposed to be fast food that you can grill in 20 minutes and sell at street stands, but this LOSER has somehow managed to fuck up that as well

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Watching this autist try and cook is like watching a 4yr old try to help their mom cook. He's holding a ceramic bowl of bonita flake in one hand, a rolling pin in the other, and hes just bashing them together to try to break the bonita flake up. He actually looks mentally retarded

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Watching this autist try and cook is like watching a 4yr old try to help their mom cook. He's holding a ceramic bowl of bonita flake in one hand, a rolling pin in the other, and hes just bashing them together to try to break the bonita flake up. He actually looks mentally retarded

It's pretty hard to find an image of him where he doesn't look retarded.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Just tuned back in, why the fuck does he have a portable propane burner on top of his stovetop burners? Is his stovetop broken or are we watching extreme levels of autism?

EDIT: He put water in the pan to test how hot it was, then proceeded to put oil in the same pan, now its popping all over the place

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I can't describe what I'm seeing. Does this guy have Parkinson's? The level of fidgeting is legit unnerving. He can't use chopsticks without uncontrollable shaking and then he just gives up and uses his fingers instead, and then goes back to the chopsticks, and then rubs the chopsticks and then uses his fingers, and then rubs the chopsticks some more. For real what is this, medication?

 

[Sweetheart]

I skipped a bit through the VOD to see if any of his Japanese friends showed up in the chat but it doesn't seem like it... poor Chibi, he even streamed at a friendly time for them! I'm sure his Japanese friends are real and not just people on Twitter that are nice enough to respond to him sometimes...

Also he just scratched the inside of his ear and touched the tip of his chopsticks with his dirty finger afterwards without washing it first... Jesus Christ.

 

[imstonedsoz]

I saw the ear thing. It was gross.
Right after that he picked his other ear, with his other hand, and then rubbed that shit between his fingers right over his food, like he was seasoning it
Awful