Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

holy kek if he' swatting himself I will personally apologize to everyone itt who called it bc I was a skeptic.
also holy kek that mugshot

 

[Irene and 22 others]

What's the proof of work for this coin?

The proof is in the pudding pepperoni.

 

[siegemeister675]

holy kek if he' swatting himself I will personally apologize to everyone itt who called it bc I was a skeptic.
also holy kek that mugshot
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Same here. The handsome man has a bit of menace to him, which thin Patrick did indeed have.

 

[Dropsies]

When Patrick visited Mexico, the Sonichu demon left Ralph's body and took possession of Pat. Whether or not Patrick really did SWAT himself, 2023 will undoubtedly be a new era for Patposting.

 

[siegemeister675]

So what happens to the Stalker extended universe if Piggy goes to the pen? What did the Chris Chan people do while he was locked up?

 

[Mankirk]

So what happens to the Stalker extended universe if Piggy goes to the pen? What did the Chris Chane people do before he was locked up?

Jail mail with the brothermen. Pat won't be able to resist childing them, it will be a familiar comfort during a hard and turbulent time. I also imagine there will be a deathpool for his marriage, and probably a deathpool for him too.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Pat in prison would definitely be the end of an era, though it would be a pretty satisfying conclusion if I'm being honest. You just know he'd get letters every day that read, simply, "Enjoy prison."

 

[siegemeister675]

Pat in prison would definitely be the end of an era, though it would be a pretty satisfying conclusion if I'm being honest. You just know he'd get letters every day that read, simply, "Enjoy prison."

", stalker."

 

[grapeshark77]

No matter what, his name is now on a Swatter-For-Hire Telegram channel with no KF/OaA connections written up in Vice and clearly monitored by the Feds. Maybe someone will finally solve something.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Pat may have been a customer the swat telegram just posted this
Archived using rss shit couldn't do it other way fuck telegram: https://archive.is/hX5Ld
channel: https://t.me/swatsontelegram
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edit: what the channel looked like before "on hiatus"

Vice publishes article about "SWATTing as a Service"

https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7z8be/torswats-computer-generated-ai-voice-swatting Some excerpts In fact, Motherboard has found, this synthesized call and another against Hempstead High School were just one small part of a months-long, nationwide campaign of dozens, and potentially hundreds...

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So Pat paid 250 bucks to some l33t hax0rs multiple times so they would call the police, who would drag him outside his house at 3 a.m. for him to scream "NEVER COME HERE AGAIN" for his neighbours to record and another time so he would wave his little piglet on camera and then appeared on local news to show how morbidly obese he is? Now that's dedication to keeping one's lolcow status, if you ask me.

I really hope Porsalin is checking this thread for updates

 

[Maude Snew]

So Pat paid 250 bucks to some l33t hax0rs multiple times so they would call the police, who would drag him outside his house at 3 a.m. for him to scream "NEVER COME HERE AGAIN" for his neighbours to record and another time so he would wave his little piglet on his camera and then appeared on local news to show how morbidly obese he is? Now that's dedication to keeping one's lolcow status, if you ask me.

I really hope Porsalin is checking this thread for updates

The one he actually has footage for that was posted I actually believe he didn't do, but the publicity and pity it got him inspired him to keep repeating that shit by himself later on or just plain lie about it. There's still only that one other time he posted a still image of that was recently as well, we know he's got the cameras, if that shit keeps happening and is as bad as he claims well where's all those recordings and/or stills? He's full of shit and exaggerates the few self inflicted ones and random other emergency service activity on his block is my bet.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Semi-noted retard Jackie Singh is retweeting articles about torswats. More proof that she hates Rick Tohnson? He’s been named in their hiatus post, after all. I can’t imagine he wants more attention drawn to them.

…am I gonna have to give this large-framed and -boned woman a break?

 

[Harambe]

"...Kiwi Farms, was invoked."

It's evoked, you fat illiterate piggy! How the fuck is this guy considered an "author" if he fucks up simple things like this?

Pat's retarded but it should definitely be invoked.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

The guy makes a claim but posts no evidence.
Where are the proofs, torswats?

 

[Johnny Salami]

So Pat paid 250 bucks to some l33t hax0rs multiple times so they would call the police, who would drag him outside his house at 3 a.m. for him to scream "NEVER COME HERE AGAIN" for his neighbours to record and another time so he would wave his little piglet on camera and then appeared on local news to show how morbidly obese he is? Now that's dedication to keeping one's lolcow status, if you ask me.

I really hope Porsalin is checking this thread for updates

I'm pretty sure the first few times it was alogs but the multiple ones he's received recently might have been him

Pat in prison would definitely be the end of an era, though it would be a pretty satisfying conclusion if I'm being honest. You just know he'd get letters every day that read, simply, "Enjoy prison."

And you know he respond to them all, even if the letter stamps take up his commissary money

 

[Law]

The next question is: Will Fatrick get to 40 fake swatting before the end of the month?

If he gets there we should celebrate with a drink!
The Fat 75
1 oz of whatever gin AnOmnious was arguing about
1 oz lemon juice
1 oz corn syrup (for fatness)
2 oz domestic light beer (no champagne here, child)
In a cocktail shaker, combine the gin, lemon juice, and syrup. Fill the shaker with ice and shake vigorously while yelling about stalkers. Strain through a sweated-on Milwaukee brewers cap into a champagne flute, and top with the beer, stirring gently child. Serve on a sticky Hooligans bartop, with a side of open laptop. Garnish with a pepperoni twist.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Looks like his official strategy is "I didn't pay torswats, you did, stalker child".

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@payquasilol @thehardmenpath @mikeb…

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He should just debunk the atalkers by childing them how he couldn't have paid torswats because he has like $40,000 in debt or whatever.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

If he gets there we should celebrate with a drink!

We should drink whatever we like when Danny rents out Hoolie's to celebrate Patrick's incarceration. Null banned him, but we had some good times together, and I hope he'll let us in to celebrate. No need to comp drink tickets, Dan. We'll pay for our own.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How big of a donation to KF do we have to make to get a Pat speculation containment thread? The signal to noise ratio of this thread is fucked.

 

[Maude Snew]

How big of a donation to KF do we have to make to get a Pat speculation containment thread? The signal to noise ratio of this thread is fucked.

I prefer to call it the muscle to fat ratio considering the subject who is very fat and has very little muscle, child. No idea if anybody had noticed.