Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Phenomena]

WooOOaH BrOs bud light btfo'd they lost billions because they hired a heckin tranny, we did it reddit!!1"

The idea is boycotting a specific brand not a fucking international megacorporation. Each brand has its own marketing team and accounting. When corp execs will see that some of their brands is underperforming all of sudden, they will launch an internal investigation and do a self-cleaning of parasites.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Shit, I actually forgot all about that stupid Gillette campaign. I honestly miss the days when marketers were just honestly soulless and wanted to squeeze every last dollar from you. Now every one of these faggots decides it would be a great idea for their brand to act exactly like a twitter political scold.

Just take my money and fuck off already. I want to shave my face, not hear what some vassal state of Proctor and Gamble thinks about toxic masculinity.

 

[Hunter D]

Dylan Mulvaney's skyrocketing fame is probably due to the fact that these people have been sorely, desperately looking for a "trans icon" to use as a face for their corporate push for woke shit, since it's impossible to find one without some sordid past. Dylan is only an exception for now, since people like him won't be able to exist for long without doing some heinous.

 

[Cats]

He always looks like he's on crack.

Meth. Fags like to smoke Meth.

 

[Fools Idol]

Here's this:
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The drink of choice for alcoholics in the EU is cheap cider and lager. Really nasty stuff, Bud wouldn't even touch the sides. It's too watered down to even be called piss.

 

[Saint Agustin]

"WooOOaH BrOs bud light btfo'd they lost billions because they hired a heckin tranny, we did it reddit!!1"

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It's almost like a couple billion dollars is a drop in the bucket to them and it's a standard market fluctuation. In my rural watering hole, nobody is drinking the faggot beer (literally has sold not a single bottle this week) - yet annhusier Busch or however you spell it is still selling big because the average boycotter doesnt understand that they own a shitload of breweries and realistically, they'll probably be back to bud next month once this blows over.

Pic related, all the boycott has done is the intended purpose of the ad - get the name out there beyond the already built in audience of alcoholic boomers and have the brand be the focal point of online culture wars for the last week or so. As the greatest president in US history once said, "Mission Accomplished"!

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Was the intendent purpose to show bud light is a faggot beer? Because that's what they showñ... Light beer has always been faggotry but now endorsed by a literal faggot solidify it.

Now Budweiser is the faggots beer. Will always be the faggots beer and that's irreparable damage to the brand because I don't believe faggots drink beer in the first place, it's not their demographics.

If they wanted free publicity with woke stuff they should have put a racist southerner or Matt Walsh or something. It sparks hate from the left and the right will called them based and "OMG I LOVE BUD NOW" or something.

Retards in marketing don't understand marketing at all.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Of course they're willing to turn their entire business upside down to chase growth, that's why they hired the most seethemaxxing astroturfed trannoid of 2023 to promote their shitty beer. If you actually believe they didn't see any backlash coming as a result of that (or that said backlash will have any lasting results), you're delusional brother.

agreed, this is like Disney every time some conservative group calls their members and the public to "boycott" the company because the latest new gay/troon character in whatever cartoon or movie they're producing is trending on social media. IT stir the pot and simmer the anger of some, cause a few hits to the profit margins here and there but the damage will be minimal at best, Fixable with a few "layoffs" and some "restructuring here and there, but they'll never go back to the norm.

 

[Trananarama]

Dylan recalls another memory in which a boy at his school came out to his parents by saying "I'm gay, but not Dylan Mulvaney gay"

Savage!

 

[Tacgnol]

Once upon a time, Bud dressed up a dog to sell piss tasting rice beer to underage Gen-X children.



What are they selling to children this time around?

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Daily reminder that for such a big megacorp, InBev/Busch is actually very easy to avoid.
I went to the beer store the other day and there was hundreds of different beers, as far as a man can see.
You can get cheaper and better tasting beer, usually a local brand, at nearly any store (unless you're in a food desert).
The idea they're like one of those megacorps that own every single brand is fake news and doomposting.

Dylan Mulvaney's skyrocketing fame is probably due to the fact that these people have been sorely, desperately looking for a "trans icon" to use as a face for their corporate push for woke shit, since it's impossible to find one without some sordid past. Dylan is only an exception for now, since people like him won't be able to exist for long without doing some heinous.

I would be shocked if Dylan did not get "caught" eventually for something very heinous because he's an obvious fall guy type freak.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

As far as troons go Dylan Mulvaney at least looks like a woman at first second and maybe even third glance. It's not until you hear his voice and see his totally flat chest that your brain begins to notice this is a dude with a completely fucked up head.

My God people all am saying is that as far as troons go it took me more than 10 seconds to find the masculine features. If you're gonna downvote this much I at least demand the right to be called a nigger faggot retard in the replies.

 

[Hokuriku]

If that is the case why waste money on adverts for the product at all? If they can all just lean back on bailouts, why bother employing people? Designing products? If it is all some ouroboros of free money and in the end the product does not matter. Why don't they just make brown cardboard boxes and do the same thing?
This why i am getting annoyed at the "Well MUH ESG" excuse. When you ask these questions to people like you. Larry Fink turns in to this money printing god who can never fail.

Same reason the mob launders it's money through a pizzeria instead of just doing their business out in the open. Plausible deniability and the illusion of legitimacy in the eyes of the public.

 

[R00T]

Allow me to fix all of your marketing problems in one fell swoop.

*a lumberjack walks into an empty room with an axe*

“Introducing…”

*A case of beer is thrown from off screen and lumberjack catches it*

“Bud Heavy. Leave the lights for the faggots.”

Commercial ends.

 

[urine_county]

Shit, I actually forgot all about that stupid Gillette campaign. I honestly miss the days when marketers were just honestly soulless and wanted to squeeze every last dollar from you. Now every one of these faggots decides it would be a great idea for their brand to act exactly like a twitter political scold.

Just take my money and fuck off already. I want to shave my face, not hear what some vassal state of Proctor and Gamble thinks about toxic masculinity.

I barely remember this campaign. But there weren't troons or hairless men in it, right? I think Dylan being paid to market women athletic wear while demonstrating no athletic abilities, sporting no breasts for a bra, having no hips or butt for leggings, and sporting a big ol bulge down south is offensive on another level.

The real puzzle is why did Dylan portray a ditzy woman when he holds a yoga certification and could have done a semi-normal portrayal of a "woman" teaching yoga?

I found someone who saved his misogynistic IG story about the Nike ad. It appears after the ad in this video. Doesn't know what high knees are, does a lot of idiotic fake limp-wristed exercises, nearly falls over:

It's like he missed the fact that there are hundreds of decent female fitness influencers and women who exercise aren't twits.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Wonder if Jack Daniels will get similar losses after they hired some drag queens to promote their shitty whisky

It's not my brand but Jack Daniels at least has the advantage of being a fairly quality product on it's own merits.

Bud Light by contrast is literal pisswater and has nothing to fall back on.

 

[Oxyjen]

Allow me to fix all of your marketing problems in one fell swoop.

*a lumberjack walks into an empty room with an axe*

“Introducing…”

*A case of beer is thrown from off screen and lumberjack catches it*

“Bud Heavy. Leave the lights for the faggots.”

Commercial ends.

Gay.

 

[Flying Whale]

"Birthing Person"
"Chest Feeder"
"Bleeder"

I think the first time I heard something like this was when the JK Rowling saga started. Are there retarded terms that Tifs use too?

 

[Idiot Asshole]

As far as troons go Dylan Mulvaney at least looks like a woman at first second and maybe even third glance. It's not until you hear his voice and see his totally flat chest that your brain begins to notice this is a dude with a completely fucked up head.

fucking my man


I'm sorry dude but that'll be a very hard from me. The only way this looks like a real woman is if you've had a Bud Light (or ten).

 

[Flan Handler]

This is why I like business, economy and statistics.
Those pro-trans people can say anything they want, they can bury the numbers, fudge them, downplay them, but they can't change the real numbers, no matter what they do.

I also love watching the market for this reason.

Remember also: a lot of these retards went to school and launched their careers in a zero percent interest environment. Low interest rates have had a corrupting influence on society; when money is free, you can indulge in stupid, unprofitable virtue signalling.

We are converting back to reality and a lot of zombie corps will finally die, and others will have to be a lot smarter.

There is a ceiling to Blackrock also: they are throwing their weight around with pension money. It’s not their money. They are using teacher and state employee pension contributions and voting themselves onto corporate boards. Again, a lot of this bullshit relies on low cost of borrowing.

The rubber is about to hit the road on pensions: the boomers are starting to draw down on pensions that never managed to fund themselves during the last 30 years of growth (which is ending).

There isn’t enough money to cover all the cheques the politicians have been writing for 50 years- and eventually scapegoats will be needed. These moustache-twirling villains will be tossed to the mob at a convenient time.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

No one buys PBR unless they wanna get arrested my guy.

Bit of a PL but in my neck of the woods the cheap shitty beer of choice for whitey is PBR, only people that drink anything bud are the mexicans and maybe the basketball americans if it's a tallboy.