Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Back when she was doing content with Emily, I feared Emely would end up like Anna. She’s fat but hasn’t gained weight, unlike Anna. And she’s living the life Anna wishes she could and still pretends she can do. I can’t say I understand Emely’s popularity but it’s a lot more deserved than Anna. I think Emely could lose 50 lbs and wear normal sizes, unlike Anna who’d have to lose 450 lbs.

Anna taking 15 steps in the airport and sweating like she’d ran a marathon was amusing. I also didn’t know people actually still printed out boarding passes since they are simple to get on your phone. But at leaast by doing it she proved she got two seats.

I’m not a Disney person but that is a crappy room. Can she get in the shower? Deathfats and Florida seem to be a very smelly combo without a lot of water.

She has a liter of Dew on her nightstand, a can of something I thought was shaving cream but now I think it’s that stuff that allows her thighs to slide, her watch charging, an inhaler (?) and a prescription. I think everything is Anna’s, except maybe a phone. There is a mini Vaseline too, maybe for lips.

Watching fats eat is so gross. They always spill because they shove so much in at once, and when pieces inevitably don’t fit, their fat catches it. Napkins do nothing. I guess if it doesn’t hit the molars and tonsils, it’s not a bite to them. To me, it’s horrifying, I’d never be able to eat with her watching that. I’d recommend penis but the poor guy would end up in our stinkditch section.

Her clothes haul was particularly lackluster. Everything was ill-fitting and wrinkled.
 
I also didn’t know people actually still printed out boarding passes since they are simple to get on your phone. But at leaast by doing it she proved she got two seats.
I wondered about that too, because why wait in line if you don't have to? But you must be right because I remember some other fat explaining the POS (person of size in this case) policy involves putting your extra boarding pass on the seat next to you to alert other passengers that it was taken.
 
Why Disney every time? I thought for a second people were talking about New Orleans. Not Disney hotels. She wants to grow the channel to a million this year but we are in month four and most of the content is Disney. How many adults really like going and watching a YouTube channel about it? Personally I found Disney to be a living hell vacation. It is fake and over priced.

Where she lives there is a lot of interesting stuff she could highlight in an easy drive. Even highlight the little known stuff in Austin. Like the Capital building has a spot where the acustics are different in the middle of the dome. Plus the view from the Governer's office is eppic expecially at night. Then there is hippy hallow, river tubbing, several cool spring fed swimming holes, how about the river walk in San Antonio, or Fredericksburg. Please stop with Disney!
 
Why Disney every time? I thought for a second people were talking about New Orleans. Not Disney hotels. She wants to grow the channel to a million this year but we are in month four and most of the content is Disney. How many adults really like going and watching a YouTube channel about it? Personally I found Disney to be a living hell vacation. It is fake and over priced.
She hasnt even posted this on her travel channel/IG. Last post there was 3/27. Guess the fact it only has 3k people willing to join made it not fun.
 
Back at Disney again Anna????
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Much travel. Much focus on TRAVEL for 2023 Anna. So MUCH goddamn travel girlfriend. Must be exhausted and jet lagged like a motherfucker. How does she recover from all these time zone differences from one country to the next???? My god….THE TRAVEL!!!!!! THE SIGHTS. THE CULTURE. THE ARCHITECTURE!!!!!! THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
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Edit: Emely went to fucking Greece. Is she purposely fucking with Anna being the true travel queen???? Get it Emely!!!!!!
I'm dumb and in my feels, but Emely looks lovely in these photos. Her smile is so genuine. I love the crisp white sundress against the background of ruins. I know that the fat activists hate it when people say this, but she also looks as though she's lost a bit of weight. I have no beef with Emely; she actually seems like someone whose company I would enjoy. At the very least, she's not an obnoxious, squealing, 650 pound sow with oozing sores all over her face, Charcot feet, an utterly deluded sense of self, an alcohol problem, and a complete inability to read a goddamn room.
 
disney adults are so weird i just can't imagine going there as a single person time and time again without children and benefiting in any way.

a comic book convention or something similar i get cuz it's not a theme park for babies, and she could still cosplay, but i genuinely don't think anna is a fan of anything.

i don't think she has a particular taste in movies or tv shows. she doesn't really talk about actors she likes, authors/books she's enjoyed, or bands/musicians she's into. she's worn a dolly parton and fleetwood mac shirt, but i doubt she could name an album from either, or even a song that wasn't a radio single.

honestly i don't even think she has a real signature style. she just dresses garishly but nothing seems like HER. there's just no real consistency or aesthetic (altho i suppose that's hard when you're super plus sized).

i feel like she doesn't have a real hobby or anything. you know usually even going out and about doing boring daily life bs, you see the regular ppl in your neighborhood and give them a nod, or say hi to their dogs, maybe exchange pleasantries with the cashier at the grocery store you frequent, or the barista at your local coffee shop etc, and i feel like she doesn't even have that cuz everything is soullessly delivered to her door.

she just posts to social media pretending to be living this busy crazy life but everything seems so empty. i don't think she understands how transparent it is. i don't think she knows how to be a real person (and i don't just mean body size-wise).
 
I can’t tell for sure if that backpack is tiny or just looks tiny in comparison but either way…not a good look.

Also, I hate when creators say they got terrible, awful news and bawled their eyes out and then never tell what the news was. None of our business, certainly, but you wanted the attention by posting about it I guess.

Amberlynn Reid does that constantly. She also had a tiny backpack era. Maybe Anna should do an eating video on her travel channel, just to see how those views go.

(I am joking about the eating video. No one wants that)
 
I'm dumb and in my feels, but Emely looks lovely in these photos. Her smile is so genuine. I love the crisp white sundress against the background of ruins. I know that the fat activists hate it when people say this, but she also looks as though she's lost a bit of weight. I have no beef with Emely; she actually seems like someone whose company I would enjoy. At the very least, she's not an obnoxious, squealing, 650 pound sow with oozing sores all over her face, Charcot feet, an utterly deluded sense of self, an alcohol problem, and a complete inability to read a goddamn room.
I apologize for my Emely fangirling, but she really does seem like a very nice person. Her insta compared to Anna’s is miles and miles of a difference. It’s actually a pleasant viewing to look at Emely’s insta. She even included a picture of her and Anna for some woman’s day shit not too long ago saying she was happy and proud to know such diverse women or some other shit. That was very nice. She may have taken advantage of the situation of cross promoting with Anna on things, but of all the people Anna has “friended”, Emely seems like not to be a selfish asshole (curve model). Ok, I love Emely. That is all.
 
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I’m not a Disney person but that is a crappy room. Can she get in the shower? Deathfats and Florida seem to be a very smelly combo without a lot of water.
Since this is a sponsored trip I’m assuming Disney gave her that crappy room free. What blows my mind is that she made her MUA stay in the shitty double bed room with her. I’m going to assume her MUAP isn’t fairing very well in the industry if she accepted those accommodations on a work trip. Anna should have at least paid for a separate room instead of cheating out and forcing a paid contractor to share intimate accommodations with her (gross) employer.

I guess this is the shady influencer world so forcing a desperate contract employee to bask in the aroma of your yeast and giant shits is par for the course. But Anna knows better, imagine if the start up she worked for in NYC made her share accommodations on a business trip. Anna would have lost her mind.

Jon and this chick are just underpaid friend/servant staff for Anna on her trips. $ is the only way she gets IRL interaction with others.

Why Disney every time? I thought for a second people were talking about New Orleans. Not Disney hotels. She wants to grow the channel to a million this year but we are in month four and most of the content is Disney. How many adults really like going and watching a YouTube channel about it? Personally I found Disney to be a living hell vacation. It is fake and over priced.

Where she lives there is a lot of interesting stuff she could highlight in an easy drive. Even highlight the little known stuff in Austin. Like the Capital building has a spot where the acustics are different in the middle of the dome. Plus the view from the Governer's office is eppic expecially at night. Then there is hippy hallow, river tubbing, several cool spring fed swimming holes, how about the river walk in San Antonio, or Fredericksburg. Please stop with Disney!
It’s humid af in New Orleans right now and enjoying the beautiful city requires lots of walking. Not to mention most of the lovely old buildings require at least one or two sets of (usually narrow) steps. Looking at how she was sweating in an air conditioned airport she’d not make a five minute walk in NoLa 90 % humidity and 80 degrees.
 
Snow White she states it later on in the storys.

This snack she is eating is from Flower and Garden a food festival held in Epcot that of course she made sure to attend right away.
It is pineapple skewer with Tajini seasoning.
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My favorite part of any of Anna's traveling content is watching the people's reactions in the background to seeing her hurple past them and watching them try to stifle their shock. It's wonderful.
 
Also, I hate when creators say they got terrible, awful news and bawled their eyes out and then never tell what the news was. None of our business, certainly, but you wanted the attention by posting about it I guess.
I kind of hope the bad news is that Emely was in Greece posting legitimate travel content lol.
 
I love how in this "vacation highlights" style video, half of the clips are of her eating. A normal person would have one, maybe two clips of them enjoying some "exotic" food or traditional dishes to the region, but this hamplanet is eating in literally. every. other. clip.

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She definitely got the beetus diagnosis while she was away, so Anna decided to go ham (lol) and eat all the things to "deal" with this news. She's so damn defensive about her binge earing on this trip, and she's never cared before. She binges on every vacation, abd she's on vacation nonstop.

My other guess as to the bad news is that extensive metabolic testing revealed that she burns a completely normal amount of calories for her size, and that her weight problem is caused by overconsumption, not by her condishuns.
 
I love how in this "vacation highlights" style video, half of the clips are of her eating. A normal person would have one, maybe two clips of them enjoying some "exotic" or "traditional" food, but this hamplanet is eating in every. other. clip.
Lol and not even really 'exotic'. This shit just looks like slightly more ethnic than straight up hamburgers. It'd be different if it was like she never tried octopus and had it there or never tried whatever else, but one was just a corn on the cob lmao
 
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