Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[NotFatChild]

Was there another screenshot I missed? The one I saw said Torswats had been stiffed by a customer for $250 in one message, followed by a second message saying "Hail Patrick S. Tomlinson." Did I get that wrong?


I definately missed that. Can you link it, this thread is moving too fast to try and find it by scrolling.


I really wish TorSwats would open a kiwi account.

Someone did a search using pat's real e-mail address.

His account details were apparently leaked during a gemini hack. You can see this by using the popular site https://haveibeenpwned.com/
It's legit, because right below Gemini is Imavex, people who make wordpress blog websites for money - like the one pat uses at https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/

I'm trying to attach an image but it isnt working at the moment
edit: here we go

 

[AnOminous]

It's legit, because right below Gemini is Imavex, people who make wordpress blog websites for money - like the one pat uses at https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/

How retarded do you have to be to hire someone else to make a wordpress blog for you?

 

[Post Reply]

Was there another screenshot I missed? The one I saw said Torswats had been stiffed by a customer for $250 in one message, followed by a second message saying "Hail Patrick S. Tomlinson." Did I get that wrong?

I read that post the same way you did. TorSwats could just be saying that Patrick S. Tomlinson is off the hook now that the swatting service is on hiatus. It's ambiguous.

 

[Markorian]

To be fair, all torswat said was "Hail Patrick S. Tomlinson". Most are interperting this as Fat Prick was the client, but it could just as easily mean Fat Prick was the target OF the client or he could be both. It's a pretty ambiguous statement.

Yeah, but right before saying "Hail Patrick Tomlinson", he specifically said "I'm dumping the name of one of my most serial customers".

 

[Meriasek]

How retarded do you have to be to hire someone else to make a wordpress blog for you?

You'd have to be pretty close to being functionally retarded, like a 1.2 GPA or something.

 

[NotFatChild]

How retarded do you have to be to hire someone else to make a wordpress blog for you?

Time saved that I could have spent writing, child.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Yeah, but right before saying "Hail Patrick Tomlinson", he specifically said "I'm dumping the name of one of my most serial customers".

Yes, this. I don't see how anyone could interpret it any other way. Sure, they're swatting shitheads so they could be lying, but they're 100% pointing the finger at our piglet as their #1 customer. There's no other possible interpretation.

 

[Markorian]

Yeah, but right before saying "Hail Patrick Tomlinson", he specifically said "I'm dumping the name of one of my most serial customers".

Actually, now I'm curious, because there are two screenshots, and one of them just says he's dumping a customer, while the other says he's dumping THE NAME of a customer.
While the timestamp for the last edit to the post is different, that looks like it's just from a time zone difference between the two screenshots. All the edit timestamps in the second pic are exactly 3 hours off of the first one. Are there shenanigans afoot? Which is the real one, because it doesn't appear that there was an actual edit to the post, yet there are two additional words added which signify MUCH more clearly pointed blame at fatso.

 

[Meat Target]

Listen to him going ballistic on the cops again:

The rascals are saying he called them about it two weeks in advance. Could that be the case? Is he ragepigging because either the swatters or the cops got the address wrong?

Also, no calls to the hovel so far this morning. They've been happening all week.

ETA: furthermore, if the one paying TorSwats was a brotherman using Patrick's name, (the "false flag of a false flag" theory), Pat would have claimed that was what happened by now.

 

[A Sunset]

Stolen from ONA. A mere 10 years apart, Patrick has transformed in an obese golem of soy.

Not fat though stlaker, it's simply a lie you must tell yourself to continue functioning. Enjoy prison.

I know they mention having a "secret forum", but I don't know what that's about. Could just be a bit. I don't think they'd admit to something like having a place to plot gayops, if it could get them in legal trouble. The funsters are smarter than that.

It's a bit, though funsters can correct me if I'm wrong. During Apostlegate they prentended to have a secret forum to make Fatrick think he was reading secret posts among members. They fed him false information for their doxes and convinced Fatrick that one of them was a corrupt police officer who hated minorities.

It was some of the funniest shit ever.

 

[Associate Rick]

Pat in prison would definitely be the end of an era, though it would be a pretty satisfying conclusion if I'm being honest. You just know he'd get letters every day that read, simply, "Enjoy prison."

He'll open a letter that contains only one word "Rick", and won't be able to contain himself.

It probably will be, but if Pat gave his real name to this swatter-for-hire then that would be orders of magnitude dumber than anything else he has done.

He was probably messaging the swatter and childed him, thus revealing his identity.

 

[Ophelia]

Will Chris rape and murder Pat in prison?

 

[Associate Rick]

Will Chris rape and murder Pat in prison?

No he'll become Ricks third better wife.

 

[Uncle Buck]

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Stolen from ONA. A mere 10 years apart, Patrick has transformed in an obese golem of soy.

Fat by EVERY medical definition, stlaker; I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Law]

I'll have another round!

Swat on the Block
2 oz vodka to numb Null's splitting headache
1 and 1/3 oz cranberry juice drink from concentrate (can't afford the real stuff)
1 and 1/3 oz orange juice (yellow for cowardice)
1 oz peach Schnapps (purchased with bitcoin)

Build all ingredients in a highball glass over ice while sneaking looks into your driveway to see if (((they))) have arrived. Garnish with an orange wheel, a tiny paper umbrella to shield you from the prying eyes of the stalker children, and a pair of tiny sunglasses so they didn't know it was you. Serve in the kitchen of a doxxed duplex.

 

[AnOminous]

So considering he appears to be of normal weight in that mugshot, presumably from him threatening to murder his pregnant wife and her child, was it getting arrested for that that threw him into his downward spiral of increasing obesity and corpulence?

Is that why he's so fucking fat now? Was that his coping strategy, just descending into incessant nights of Hooligan's beer and bar food orgies?

Why does Nikki put up with this fat fuck? What is wrong with her?

Stolen from ONA. A mere 10 years apart, Patrick has transformed in an obese golem of soy.

I think we have actually isolated the moment when his downward spiral truly began.

 

[Law]

Why does Nikki put up with this fat fuck? What is wrong with her?

The moment she looks in the mirror and asks herself that question is the moment the divorce arc begins.

 

[Meat Target]

Here comes Technicality Tomlinson. "No child we won the lawsuit!"



And Rick discovered a new term:

Why does Nikki put up with this fat fuck? What is wrong with her?

She's probably too gorked out on booze and pills to even know what's going on.

 

[AnOminous]

Here comes Technicality Tomlinson. "No child we won the lawsuit!"

"I lost and now owe nearly $50,000 to the guy I sued but in reality I actually won." <-- the statement of a fat dumbfuck.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

ETA: furthermore, if the one paying TorSwats was a brotherman using Patrick's name, (the "false flag of a false flag" theory), Pat would have claimed that was what happened by now.

He did say that was what happened.

Anyways, heres 2 interesting comments from null. He alleges that ONA users attempted to swat his mother. And he points out that a user who took credit for swatting pat has posted in this thread.