You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I know lots of gamblers.

When recounting casino stories, they always say "so-&-so was betting 'X' amount per LINE" when they actually mean "per SPIN".

No, the lady beside you on the slots wasn't betting "3$ dollars a line" (ie. 3$ x 40 lines = 120$ bucks every spin.)

She was betting $3.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

People that think that admitting to their shitty habit(s) puts them in the clear. "Yeah, I like to smoke and I know it's unhealthy for my body and I'm a dumbass for it." That doesn't make it any better, nigger.

 

[AnOminous]

No, the lady beside you on the slots wasn't betting "3$ dollars a line" (ie. 3$ x 40 lines = 120$ bucks every spin.)

She was betting $3.

Also people who play slots in general. What the fuck are you, retarded? That's the crack cocaine of gambling. Unless you have some weird angle like you're in a group playing some progressive jackpot slot where it's in its rare state of being +EV, why are you doing that?

Or slot tournaments where you're playing against other players. You can also sometimes get into these for free or from bonus whoring.

People that think that admitting to their shitty habit(s) puts them in the clear. "Yeah, I like to smoke and I know it's unhealthy for my body and I'm a dumbass for it." That doesn't make it any better, nigger.

One of my friends got told by some old dude, who saw him smoking, "bet you wanna die young, boy." His response was "it would beat talking to you."

Unless they're blowing smoke in your face, leave smokers the fuck alone. It's none of your business.

 

[Shidoen]

That's funny considering the line "I'm not a part of a redneck agenda" in the same song, and the line in Holiday about "the representative from california has the floor" where he says "sieg heil to the president gasman, bombs away is your punishment, kill all the fags that don't agree" which can hardly be taken as an endorsement of bush era policies.

Correction, Zoomer Rednecks so the lamer ones.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

One of my friends got told by some old dude, who saw him smoking, "bet you wanna die young, boy." His response was "it would beat talking to you."

Unless they're blowing smoke in your face, leave smokers the fuck alone. It's none of your business.

Could've worded it a bit better. What I meant to say was if you're for example smoking, don't go saying you know it's shitty as if admitting to that makes it any better. Just shut up and smoke; do your thing and don't go making any excuses for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Could've worded it a bit better. What I meant to say was if you're for example smoking, don't go saying you know it's shitty as if admitting to that makes it any better. Just shut up and smoke; do your thing and don't go making any excuses for it.

Yeah I actually quit smoking 20 years ago because I realized I was retarded for doing it, but seriously, I probably would have earlier if I weren't worried I'd turn into some smarmy, sanctimonious anti-smoker.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Yeah I actually quit smoking 20 years ago because I realized I was retarded for doing it, but seriously, I probably would have earlier if I weren't worried I'd turn into some smarmy, sanctimonious anti-smoker.

I have more of a problem with alcohol than smoking. I don't want it made illegal (that would be dumb, plus you can drink responsibly and it actually can be healthy for you), I just fucking hate drunks; they're far more of a problem for society than smoking ever will be.

 

[Shart Attack]

I have more of a problem with alcohol than smoking. I don't want it made illegal (that would be dumb, plus you can drink responsibly and it actually can be healthy for you), I just fucking hate drunks; they're far more of a problem for society than smoking ever will be.

"Alcohol has health benefits" is the world's biggest cope. Any health benefits attributed to alcohol can be gotten from a hundred other things that don't have alcohol's downsides. Alcohol damages your brain, kidneys, heart, liver, stomach, basically every major organ. It causes sexual dysfunction. It fucks with your ability to absorb calcium, causing you to piss your bones away. It's a Class 1 carcinogen. But some studies have shown one glass of red wine a day could potentially have antioxidant properties! Yeah? So do grapes, dark chocolate, tea, and blueberries. Just eat some fucking blueberries.

"Drink responsibly" is pure nonsense. There is no responsible way to consume an addictive carcinogen that poisons every organ in your body. The very act of consuming alcohol is inherently irresponsible.

Anything you can say about any social evil, alcohol is worse. Yeah, porn addiction is gross and terrible, but I've never heard of someone plowing their SUV into a house because they were driving under the influence of porn. I've never seen someone whose life was fucked up from day one because their mom consumed porn during pregnancy. Yeah, gun violence kills way too many people per year, but between drunk-driving fatalities, cirrhosis, and other alcohol-related illnesses, alcohol kills almost twice as many people every year. And that's just deaths. How many tens of millions of lives have been ruined by all the ways alcohol can ruin a life? The number of people who kvetch about pornography, cigarettes, or gun violence but also condone the consumption of alcohol utterly astounds me. I know I'm the only lunatic on Earth who thinks this, but I think they're all hypocrites. They seriously grind my fucking gears.

I gave up fighting it years ago, though. The US tried banning alcohol once, it was a disaster. Live and let drink is the best I can do. All I ask in return is for people to stop trying to make me feel bad about simping for Fabrique Nationale's OnlyFNs.

 

[The Last Stand]

I wish people would stop asking me about my social life. Seriously.

 

[AnOminous]

I gave up fighting it years ago, though. The US tried banning alcohol once, it was a disaster. Live and let drink is the best I can do. All I ask in return is for people to stop trying to make me feel bad about simping for Fabrique Nationale's OnlyFNs.

You sound mad.

I wish people would stop asking me about my social life. Seriously.

You sound black.

 

[Wodanaz]

One of my favorite lyrics in Eminem's "Without Me" is when he calls Moby a fat bald fag.

For me? It's Rap God

I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

OY VEY THAT BOY'S GAY
doonald trump is bad btw awful hot coffee pot

 

[Pig Boss]

"Drink responsibly" is pure nonsense. There is no responsible way to consume an addictive carcinogen that poisons every organ in your body. The very act of consuming alcohol is inherently irresponsible.

Dude, I just want to chill out with my friends on a hot Saturday afternoon, have a couple of brews and talk shit about our colleagues, the government and society. It's not exactly the frigging Jonestown massacre where we're ritualistically drinking poison to cleanse our souls. Come on, man. You're not going to live forever, none of us are. I could drink and smoke and live till I'm 90 and wishing I was dead, you could step off the wrong curb tomorrow and get splattered by a bus. Why even fret it?

 

[Korpon]

One of my favorite lyrics in Eminem's "Without Me" is when he calls Moby a fat bald fag.

Lol I remember going into the comment section of a version uploaded onto YouTube and seeing one of the top comments have a massive autistic chain of retards arguing over that single line. Shit like "Oh he's supportive of the LGBT+ now stop insulting him over the past!" and shit like "No he hates gays and shit and is awful and evil etc. etc." to which I can only imagine the OG Eminem roasting the fuck out of these queers.

Yeah, porn addiction is gross and terrible, but I've never heard of someone plowing their SUV into a house because they were driving under the influence of porn. I've never seen someone whose life was fucked up from day one because their mom consumed porn during pregnancy.

I mean there is the porn to troon pipeline as evidenced by the recently featured Chris from Mr. Beast's group, and a lot of trannies end up fucking kids.

 

[Baron Vain]

When people think adults making sex jokes with minors is OK and say it isn't the same as sharing NSFW with them.

Adults making NSFW jokes with minors is also a predatory move. There are some articles that state it as well.

Sadly some Mods in public Discord servers that I've been in do this and they always get away with it.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Oh boy, that's a list. In general, I am someone who's easily annoyed by people so....

- Coomers. People who thirst and fawn over random people and fictional characters with zero shame or tact. They are so obnoxious and annoying. In that same vein, consumers. Just take out porn and switch it out with a shopping addiction.

- Geeks who only exist to scream and obsessed over the current "popular thing". Probably a subdivision of consumers. Pokemon and Nintendo are rife with them.

I'm someone who enjoys things in isolation and geeks and consumers are primarily why. That or politics.

- Politics. Especially left ones. It's so much the beliefs, it's how people act. They act like self-righteous cunts, who think their shit doesn't stink. They have no sense of respect and can't be assed to actually engage in a normal conversation like normal people with ounces of respect or calling you a _ist or _phobe. It's exhausting and it's dominant among leftists. IDK what it is that makes SJWs so obnoxious but I haven't met early as many right-wing loons as I have met left ones.

- People who talk a lot. There's a difference between a good conversation with musing pauses or some casual small talk and some fucking retard yapping like a barking purse puppy. I've been stuck with some really draining people not knowing when to shut up.

Edit: grammar

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Online cliques banning everyone out of communities for no reason and then come out with the sockpuppet accounts to gaslight you when they're called on it. Along with LARPing about their controlled demolition of online communities and how websites "aren't as busy as they used to be" when sites in the community watch section exist.

When they make a joke or talk about something its funny and interesting, but when you make a similar joke its the worst thing ever and its "random" even when you are talking about what the group was discussing moments ago. Asking what that shutdown term means or standing up for yourself just gets you banned.

Good thing the farms documents that crazy making bullshit.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Oh boy, do I have great timing.

I cannot fucking stand how smokers make every room they occupy and every remotely-porous surface they touch smell like Satan's sulfurous cat litter. How am I supposed to explain to a friend or family member that I don't want them in my house because I don't want everything inside of it to smell like burnt demon shit? And I dont want to go to their house because I don't want my hair, purse and clothes to stink either. What the hell am I supposed to do with that other than feel awkward and guilty?

 

[Pig Boss]

Oh boy, do I have great timing.

I cannot fucking stand how smokers make every room they occupy and every remotely-porous surface they touch smell like Satan's sulfurous cat litter. How am I supposed to explain to a friend or family member that I don't want them in my house because I don't want everything inside of it to smell like burnt demon shit? And I dont want to go to their house because I don't want my hair, purse and clothes to stink either. What the hell am I supposed to do with that other than feel awkward and guilty?

Start smoking, then you'll no longer smell second hand smoke.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Oh boy, do I have great timing.

I cannot fucking stand how smokers make every room they occupy and every remotely-porous surface they touch smell like Satan's sulfurous cat litter. How am I supposed to explain to a friend or family member that I don't want them in my house because I don't want everything inside of it to smell like burnt demon shit? And I dont want to go to their house because I don't want my hair, purse and clothes to stink either. What the hell am I supposed to do with that other than feel awkward and guilty?

I feel you. It ain't nice to the nostrils. So I got a strict "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE" whenever smokers come by to visit. I hope that helps.

For being the one entering their domain. I got nothing. You just gotta bide your time and take a shower when you get back home.

 

[seri0us]

I heard American Idiot playing in a store the other day. I actually like that song, but they censored the world "faggot", which is particularly retarded in that song becssue the whole point of it is not giving in to the way to the way others think you should be. "Well maybe I'm the faggot America" yes indeed, you are the faggot for letting a corporation wipe its dick all over your creation in the name of more family friemdly ad revenue. I hate corporations and corporate censorship.

ALSO, I would be rather interested to poll green day fans and see what they think about lines like "now everybody do the propaganda"
these days. I wonder how many of them have transitioned into science worshipers.

I recently heard about the song "Ram Ranch" being used to disrupt the Freedom Convoy in Canada (protest against lockdowns and vaccine mandates) and that the creator was happy about its usage. I suppose I shouldn't be very surprised that a person who claims to be against things like censorship and made over 1000 similar sexually explicit songs only really cares about the freedom to do weird shit they get off to.