Careercow Jotex257 / Jotexチャンネル駅 / Jotex the Speedior - The Salty Islamic Gamer

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It almost feels like Jotex has been trapped in an Internet void in which he can't age past 11. The weird thing is, even if he was 11 when he started his work as Jotex (he was likely older), that would make him 15 or 16 now. The most unnerving part of this whole experience is how his behavior has actually devolved throughout the years, and there's no signs of improvement in his art or his social actions.

11 is his mental age. Even then, I'm sure boys by that time have grown out of the "girls are icky!" phase.
 
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Jotex, you and I both know you didn't join deviantArt at 6 years old.
 
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Jotex, you and I both know you didn't join deviantArt at 6 years old.

Damn it Jotex, you're asking to get permabanned from DA. Jesus Fucking Christ...

Screw it, new headcanon for Jotex - he's a 10 year old brat that's a crappy game developer, recolor artist and a Muslim in denial that secretly loves Freedom Planet to the point that he has a blow up doll of Lilac in his room that he makes out with every night. Holy hell, this kid is a fucking idiot.
 
He was reported on DA a couple of days ago, but he tried to hide the comment that was screencapped eariler. I got it a few days before he hid it, and the staff on DA can see messages the owner hid themselves. I also made note of the fact that he's ban evading.
 
God damn did this thread blow up into something beautiful

Agreed.

Jotex is quickly becoming my favorite Lolcow.

This isn't your everyday autism.

This is...

Advanced autism.

But in all seriousness, I'm going to agree with @Lucky Wildcard here.

No way this sped is older than 12.

It seems his immense dislike of female protagonists stems less from sexism, and more from "EWWWWW COOTIES GIRLZZZZ URGGHGHGHGHG".

That helps explain the terrible English and immaturity better to me, as I find it hard to believe that a young adult, even a autistic one, would have THAT much trouble learning to communicate in English.

But a stupid kid who doesn't want to make the effort to get good at English, let alone make a shitty Sonic/Freedom Planet ripoff?

I'll believe that more.
 
Agreed.

Jotex is quickly becoming my favorite Lolcow.

This isn't your everyday autism.

This is...

Advanced autism.

But in all seriousness, I'm going to agree with @Lucky Wildcard here.

No way this sped is older than 12.

It seems his immense dislike of female protagonists stems less from sexism, and more from "EWWWWW COOTIES GIRLZZZZ URGGHGHGHGHG".

That helps explain the terrible English and immaturity better to me, as I find it hard to believe that a young adult, even a autistic one, would have THAT much trouble learning to communicate in English.

But a stupid kid who doesn't want to make the effort to get good at English, let alone make a shitty Sonic/Freedom Planet ripoff?

I'll believe that more.
I think it's more of a case of him being
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Or...that works too.

His "creations" do look pretty faggoty now that I think about it.

That they're all recolors don't help. Those names are also crap. Plus, if he was 20, there's no way he'd be hating girls for cooties. For someone who hates Freedom Planet, he has a nasty obsession with it to the point where I'm certain he likes it, but is in denial.

And just watch him come back here pull the "Stop Denying my age" card SammyClassicSonicFan style.
 
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Agreed.

Jotex is quickly becoming my favorite Lolcow.

This isn't your everyday autism.

This is...

Advanced autism.

But in all seriousness, I'm going to agree with @Lucky Wildcard here.

No way this sped is older than 12.

It seems his immense dislike of female protagonists stems less from sexism, and more from "EWWWWW COOTIES GIRLZZZZ URGGHGHGHGHG".

That helps explain the terrible English and immaturity better to me, as I find it hard to believe that a young adult, even a autistic one, would have THAT much trouble learning to communicate in English.

But a stupid kid who doesn't want to make the effort to get good at English, let alone make a shitty Sonic/Freedom Planet ripoff?

I'll believe that more.

I honestly suspect that ol' Spedior here may have some kind of written communication disorder, i.e. dysgraphia (the thing behind @autisticdragonkin's word salads) on top of da :autism:.
 
I honestly suspect that ol' Spedior here may have some kind of written communication disorder, i.e. dysgraphia (the thing behind @autisticdragonkin's word salads) on top of da :autism:.

That, or he just plain sucks at English. I mean, I get that learning new languages aren't easy, but that cutural barrier there isn't really helping him.
 
This reminds me of when Jace accidentally converted to Islam and had to go super catholic to cure himself


Girl characters have cooties.wurm dontchaknow.

I'm sure he'd play a female character if she wore a full burka
 
Right, so, back when he first came to these forums he posted this review as his main reason for hating this game.


I found out about this a few months ago, but I had trouble finding the proof for it. That's basically a troll review which Jotex took seriously. Stolken likes it, but he had a LOT of nitpicks about the game. I'm serious. Here's a post from the Steam Forums. Speaking of which...

Seraphna said:
I feel I should mention that Stolken has been community banned for trolling the community and harassing people.

So basically, he took a troll review seriously, which is one of the reasons why he hates it.. As stated before, it's mostly whining.
 
I didn't want to push the attachment limit, so here's the rest. Now even if he takes down the blog, they'll still be here.

Fucking dammit, Farms notification system, you made miss THIS amazing puree of retardation!
So a friend of mine had a conversation with him on Tumblr.

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Also, another tumblr page., jotexdostro.
Okay, NOW I'm really curious how fucking old he is.
"Eww no girl protagonists! Girls have cooties ewww!"
Is he 4 or something?
Spamming comments on DeviantArt isn't the best way to spend your Fourth of July, even if you're not American.
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This is fucking hilarious.
He's so pissed that Sonic's spiritual successor has female protagonists that he literally went into MS paint to draw fucking googly eyes, mud/shit stains and even fucking ACNE on them.

Honestly, this is thread is awesome. It's a throwback to when Sonic fanboys did all kinds of crazy shit with recolors, gory/violent hate art, stolen characters, and hilarious rage-filled childish rants about nothing.
I'm starting to hope he made one of those cringy Sonic sprite videos where all the characters have robotic voices.
 
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Fucking dammit, Farms notification system, you made miss THIS amazing puree of exceptionality!

Okay, NOW I'm really curious how fucking old he is.
"Eww no girl protagonists! Girls have cooties ewww!"
Is he 4 or something?

This is fucking hilarious.
He's so pissed that Sonic's spiritual successor has female protagonists that he literally went into MS paint to draw fucking googly eyes, mud/shit stains and even fucking ACNE on them.

Honestly, this is thread is awesome. It's a throwback to when Sonic fanboys did all kinds of crazy shit with recolors, gory/violent hate art, stolen characters, and hilarious rage-filled childish rants about nothing.
I'm starting to hope he made one of those cringy Sonic sprite videos where all the characters have robotic voices.

I don't think he did, but then again, I didn't see that many of his videos. I know @i-市議ぢ着 archived most of them, but even then, I'm uncertain.

Also, this kid has to be a pre-teen. No adult man would act that way around women unless they were misogynistic.
 
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