Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 194 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 215 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 773 32.7%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 447 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 480 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,366
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It truly was harrowing not being able to sneed with my fellow INCEL HAYDURS about the event in real time. But holy shit, if there is an iDubbbz detractor heaven, we might have just gone to it. While the event was disappointingly competent from a technical standpoint, the event itself more than made up for it. Where do I even begin? :story:

-Dad apparently breaking several ribs of his opponent, the H3 helper guy. Sam was right, the guy would be a rapist if he could.
-Dad asking the WWE to give him a contract LMAO
-Chris Raygun getting toyed with by Last Minute Negro-- who apparently lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks-- until LMN eventually got bored and just pummelled him LMAO x2
-Some awful Crash Bandicoot skit that felt more in place in the fucking Game Awards than something from the mind that came up with Kickstarter Crap and Content Cop
-Arin Hanson with the cringiest walk out I've ever seen in my life. As if the event could not get gayer. Had some weird Sailor Moon outfit on and was wearing a fucking skirt. And he WON!!! HE FUCKING WON DRESSED LIKE THAT!! :story:
-Harley absolutely BEYOND FUCKING FELTED-- motherfucker got THROWN to the announcers table, was running from the wrassling guy the whole time (EDIT: Oh and I forgot, Harley wants to do a wrassling match with this guy now). Truly, I'm thinking, my euphoria is immeasurable and cannot go higher. But then, of course, the creme de la creme...

-The iDubbbz fight. That prematch interview... what the fuck has Anisa done to him? He legit acts like a lobotimised autistic child now. He is completely mentally broken. Seeing him walk out to the Reese's Puffs song was very bittersweet ngl.
-Surprisingly a closer match than I thought, but iDubbbz loses because Wasabi is just a better fighter, despite iDubbbz retard strength and tanking ability. Here I was on my way back home from a hotel with no sleep laughing at my barely lit phone like an insane person. Worth it.
-ANISA HAS BLEACHED HER FUCKING HAIR :story:
-iDubbbz literally bursts into tears. He just starts full on sobbing during the post-match interview. Alex Wasabi innocently insists that he needs to give boxing another go. He can't give up yet! He has so much heart! "I-if you i-i-insist Alex" Ian manages to choke out while the now blonde demon wraps her arm around his neck.

I am sperging at a nuclear level at this point, but I don't care. Total ayylawg victory. Total Candyman victory.
There was a post-match show as well but I tuned out at that point. I'm sure that if Anisa opened her mouth it was kino as well.
And you know what? The Yodelling Hayley fight was good (imo)! That girl actually seemed to punch like she meant it and the other chick just wouldn't give up. I was entertained. but yes, all the other woman fights were pretty boring.

EDIT 2 for the featured people: Shit I forgot to mention but still made me lol/cringe
-LMN going on a schizo Kanye West tier rant about how he loves niggas and hoes and Jews (his words) after winning
-"""Ironically""" bad off-key National Anthem rendition.
-Based wrassling guy straight up saying in the post-match interview "I did it for charity... but I also did it for the money".
-Every time they panned to the crowd it was full of fat tattooed women LOL. If you're wondering what kind of (fat) loser would pay for something like this.
 
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God damn it Jewshua was pearguarding yesterday doing that database upgrade during creator clash.
I've only seen clips of the Creator Clash. Spoiler: the cuck lost as expected. Here's an extremely pathetic video of him crying in his post-interview. It's borderline sad at this point. He's so absolutely JUST'ed

Edit: can't upload videos for some reason so here's the youtube video:

 
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Glad to be back, I had to follow this on /sp/ and it hurt. Dumping some stuff.

Last Minute Negro came out to the Star Trek: Voyager theme. BASED.

I WANT KRISPY KREME - best girl is loyal.



Ian cries and lets himself be bullied into another fight by his exceptional opponent.

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Sam Hyde being funny and way too nice to Ian on Twitter. Ian has the coach he deserves.
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God damn it Jewshua was pearguarding yesterday doing that database upgrade during creator clash.
I've only seen clips of the Creator Clash. Spoiler: the cuck lost as expected. Here's an extremely pathetic video of him crying in his post-interview. It's borderline sad at this point. He's so absolutely JUST'ed

Edit: can't upload videos for some reason so here's the youtube video:
I don't think I've ever felt such a mixture of pure joy and sadness in me until I watched that happen. I wanted him to lose so bad and when it actually happened I felt sorry for him. He is deprived of a win that in his mind I'm sure would've actually been multiple wins. A win against Sam Hyde and his fans, against the haters, he might feel some of his manhood coming back to him, maybe the shame would sting less.

And yet he can't win. Ever. Against any of these people.

I'm sure it's not radical to assume that he doesn't even like boxing, he does it because of a mixture between his seething anger against Sam Hyde (because he's the one that got him into boxing that faithful day underneath the bridge, don't let him tell you otherwise) and because Anisa wants to be """married to a boxer""" and play girlboss. So he gets dragged around like a monkey on a leash, completely broken, to do some shit he doesn't even like and that he knows he will not succeed at-- because otherwise he really doesn't have anything at this point. And he is painfully aware of it too... "I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea". He truly is in hell.
 
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