Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Haftag]

Wasn't that in a Saints Row game?

Dead Rising has some. So does Shadow Warriorr. Why do I know this shit.

 

[Hal]

Lucas has announced he has returned from rehab and the first thing he does is tease a patreon only stream. The grift continues

I'm back from rehab | Patreon

archived 16 Apr 2023 01:25:25 UTC

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[Punished Neco]

Lucas has announced he has returned from rehab and the first thing he does is tease a patreon only stream. The grift continues

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I'm back from rehab | Patreon

archived 16 Apr 2023 01:25:25 UTC

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I mean.... Keffals is supposed to be doing a monthly Patreon exclusive stream, something that Keffals has neglected to do for 5 months now (November was the last), probably fair to give a pass.
So returning in 2 weeks on April 30th, with normal regular streams not really returning for a further 2 weeks ontop of that.

Honestly was not expecting to see Keffals essentially be gone for another 3-4 weeks, really got to make sure the hate from the Cancellation Arc has fully gone away I guess.

Keff also updated the Twitter bio and profile picture, not sure why they decided to use the most grainy ass camera for it but eh.
Keffals has decided to grow out and return to brown hair from the looks of it, it was something that was mentioned on stream before the departure.
Also it's hard to tell just from the face and I'm going to have egg on my face if I'm wrong but it looks like Keffals has lost a bit of weight, not a great deal but the face looks slightly thinner, probably something to do with not ordering DoorDash 2 times a day like was happening before.


Edit: Just found something and dove down quite a deep rabbit hole, that's all I'm going to say about that.

 

[F13 Key]

Looks about 5 years older, same dry shampoo frazzle hair, same moustache shadow.

Even if he's off the drugs, he's going to have a hard time getting people to care about much he has to say anymore, unless he goes back to stirring up controversy by getting into stupid shit-flinging contests online. If it was the drugs helping him say and do dumb controversial shit, he loses that audience. He's kneecapped his ability to be an activist, been disposed off by LFJ, and lost his media connections. Taylor Lorenz is too busy trying to pick up the pieces of her own shattered career to be taking Luke's calls, and Ben Collins is on thin ice at NBC.

What Luke should be doing is budgeting whatever he has left of the griftbux and remaining sub and video residuals money, and going back to school or just getting a normal job like a normal person. But he can't pass for normal any better than he can pass for female. So I predict he's going to try go back into doing controversial shit, then fall flat on his face or back into drug abuse within half a year.

 

[Stinkyboy]

After what happened to him?
After having a friend swat him, flitting around doxing himself everywhere he goes, being forced to lie in interviews, etc?
Same same

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, well, well, looks like the Province of Ontario's days of not being speedrun into bankruptcy are over. Now that he's clean and sober Keffals is going to be laser-focused on getting justice for all trans people.

 

[Something Awful]

He looks like shit (wtf is that constipated expression?) and hasn't learned anything. "After what had happened to me" instead of "what I did" or "how I acted". No surprise there.

 

[Kees H]

We should set up KiwiBets to take bets on when our favorite faggot Lucas will get cancelled again by his woke buddies. Just going on how spergy and most likely under influence he was in the chat of Vaush (logs are a couple of pages back in this thread) I'd say it wouldn't take Lukeyboy long to get into another fight with someone on Twitter, probably two weeks after he starts streaming again.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

... and Ben Collins is on thin ice at NBC.

What happend to him? Any news after he got suspended?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I mean.... Keffals is supposed to be doing a monthly Patreon exclusive stream, something that Keffals has neglected to do for 5 months now (November was the last), probably fair to give a pass.
So returning in 2 weeks on April 30th, with normal regular streams not really returning for a further 2 weeks ontop of that.
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Honestly was not expecting to see Keffals essentially be gone for another 3-4 weeks, really got to make sure the hate from the Cancellation Arc has fully gone away I guess.

Keff also updated the Twitter bio and profile picture, not sure why they decided to use the most grainy ass camera for it but eh.
Keffals has decided to grow out and return to brown hair from the looks of it, it was something that was mentioned on stream before the departure.
Also it's hard to tell just from the face and I'm going to have egg on my face if I'm wrong but it looks like Keffals has lost a bit of weight, not a great deal but the face looks slightly thinner, probably something to do with not ordering DoorDash 2 times a day like was happening before.
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In his profile, Lucas went from exposing his teats to shabby NEET. Still AGP smirking, though.

(March 12th archive)
(April 16th archive)

 

[Kees H]

Keffals his Twitter metrics are still not really that good, dunno why the follower loss has picked up (albeit very slowly) again this week, but it's hilarious. Not sure if people are ready to forgive Lucas yet.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I mean.... Keffals is supposed to be doing a monthly Patreon exclusive stream, something that Keffals has neglected to do for 5 months now

As would be expected from the wish.com version of Jeremy Hambly who just leans into the Queen Clara the Findom idea of abuse to people who hand you money.

The Hamboned shows the online grifters don't need to actually do what one says they'll do on Patreon to get money from rubes.

Keff also updated the Twitter bio and profile picture, not sure why they decided to use the most grainy ass camera for it but eh.

It was growth as a person. The tagline of BS is gone. No doubt to "own the X-fowbes" some cringe shit will return to the tagline.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

Keffals his Twitter metrics are still not really that good, dunno why the follower loss has picked up (albeit very slowly) again this week, but it's hilarious. Not sure if people are ready to forgive Lucas yet.

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Lefty twitter never forgets your past sins, unless you're Hasan or Chapo. Dunno if Luke is gonna try to post through it, though.

 

[Beanhunter]

Keffals has gotten so stale and boring, its sorta disappointing. At this point I'm hoping he just quietly dies from a drug overdose in some corner of his shithole home. This bloated faggot rotting 6 feet under would be a net positive for humanity.

 

[MarMar049]

Keffals has gotten so stale and boring, its sorta disappointing. At this point I'm hoping he just quietly dies from a drug overdose in some corner of his shithole home. This bloated faggot rotting 6 feet under would be a net positive for humanity.

This, last year was great.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Keffals has gotten so stale and boring, its sorta disappointing. At this point I'm hoping he just quietly dies from a drug overdose in some corner of his shithole home. This bloated faggot rotting 6 feet under would be a net positive for humanity.

A lot of woke fuckers front load a lot of the energy and effort they put into an attack. I've seen it in a lot of attacks and accusations but afterwards they get complacent and rely on the tarnished reputation of the people they've ruined to protect themselves and remain somewhat relevant but never to the levels during the peak of the drama. Keffals is never gonna be relevant ever again, Zöe Quinn is never gonna be relevant again, Renfamous is not gonna be relevant again ad nauseam.

The only reason why they are not completely scrubbed off completely is because they got an airtight grip on what people believe to be moral authority and only those that resist will try to challenge them, only problem is that they got the normies on their side and anyone that controls the normies, control the world.

I only hope that faggot huffs their last fart sooner than later.

 

[Telvanni]

Isn't rehab a lot longer for hard drugs?
Booze is a few weeks but coke and friends is much longer and usually transitions to outpatient and constant monitoring.

And no, I don't believe Kwann Keffals went at all.

 

[Polentic]

Keffals in Demonmama's chat.

Spoiler: Chat Logs

[2021-11-01 08:01:40.324 UTC] keffals: based
[2021-11-01 08:01:49.446 UTC] keffals: i dropped 160 viewers in your twitch you were too heated and didnt recognize
[2021-11-01 08:01:51.571 UTC] keffals: i am going to bed now
[2021-11-01 08:02:32.646 UTC] keffals: supportive catgirl
[2021-11-18 03:03:34.699 UTC] keffals: I am here to debate
[2021-11-18 03:03:37.653 UTC] keffals: show yourself coward
[2021-11-18 03:04:12.551 UTC] keffals: oh no i saw it
[2021-11-18 03:04:44.452 UTC] keffals: rachel grimshaw what a nightmare
[2021-11-18 03:05:53.432 UTC] keffals: ImpoLove
[2021-11-18 03:08:08.224 UTC] keffals: @DemonMama can i get a combo for NFT bros getting my account suspended on twitter
[2021-11-18 03:08:25.499 UTC] keffals: https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1461064227213430791
[2021-11-18 03:08:42.442 UTC] keffals: 7 day ban
[2021-11-18 03:10:38.891 UTC] keffals: hi
[2021-11-18 03:10:52.146 UTC] keffals: pro NFTers in chat
[2021-11-23 07:38:13.073 UTC] keffals: HI IM HERE WITH M CHAT WTF IS HAPPENING
[2021-11-23 07:55:56.346 UTC] keffals: A
[2021-12-11 00:53:04.730 UTC] keffals: woof woof
[2021-12-11 00:53:31.683 UTC] keffals:
[2021-12-11 00:53:36.259 UTC] keffals: ImpoVeryWide
[2021-12-11 00:54:31.583 UTC] keffals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAXRSBv-co&ab_channel=80Fitz
[2022-02-17 01:10:53.758 UTC] keffals: WAITWAI
[2022-02-17 01:10:54.490 UTC] keffals: WAIT
[2022-02-17 01:10:56.676 UTC] keffals: I WAS LURKING
[2022-02-17 01:10:58.378 UTC] keffals: I HAVE A LINK
[2022-02-17 01:10:59.640 UTC] keffals: +
[2022-02-17 01:10:59.882 UTC] keffals: -++
[2022-02-17 01:11:02.180 UTC] keffals: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
[2022-02-17 01:11:27.414 UTC] keffals: https://nationalpost.com/news/polit...-pierre-trudeau-gave-the-finger-to-protesters
[2022-02-17 01:12:35.736 UTC] keffals: pierre trudeau is idolized here we learned so much about him in public school
[2022-02-17 01:12:51.213 UTC] keffals: even though he suspended the constitution and like 600 people were arrested without charges
[2022-02-17 01:14:11.682 UTC] keffals: no this is funny as hell because of all the democrats who idolized justin trudeau
[2022-02-17 01:14:38.919 UTC] keffals: that's b/c they abolished the war measures act lmao
[2022-02-17 01:14:46.845 UTC] keffals: yea
[2022-02-17 01:20:24.925 UTC] keffals: nice
[2022-02-17 01:20:33.037 UTC] keffals: cause you said 69 not cuz people got bombed
[2022-02-17 01:20:34.944 UTC] keffals: let me be clear
[2022-02-17 01:21:00.890 UTC] keffals: literally 1984
[2022-03-26 03:49:20.862 UTC] keffals: RIP BOZO PACKWATCH YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED
[2022-03-26 03:50:02.710 UTC] keffals: SHES NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE CONTENT OUT OF IT SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO SPITE ME ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY
[2022-03-26 03:50:47.209 UTC] keffals: WOW
[2022-03-26 03:50:54.930 UTC] keffals: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[2022-03-26 03:51:34.009 UTC] keffals: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[2022-03-26 03:51:36.188 UTC] keffals: WHAT
[2022-03-26 03:51:41.243 UTC] keffals: SHES A FUCKING LUNATIC
[2022-03-26 03:53:42.840 UTC] keffals: i mean arent these children
[2022-03-26 03:53:46.532 UTC] keffals: how old are they
[2022-03-26 03:53:54.036 UTC] keffals: gami is like, 14 right
[2022-03-26 03:53:59.044 UTC] keffals: WHAT
[2022-03-26 03:54:25.321 UTC] keffals: WHATTT
[2022-03-31 01:28:10.135 UTC] keffals: hi @demonm
[2022-03-31 01:28:48.249 UTC] keffals: hi @DemonMama thank you for covering this. i cannot add much for reasons i cannot disclose but keep it up
[2022-06-05 06:53:16.281 UTC] keffals: blaze it tv
[2022-06-05 06:53:35.750 UTC] keffals: VeryWideHappy
[2022-06-05 06:53:58.662 UTC] keffals: i thought it was bad it didn't have enough explosion scenes
[2022-06-05 06:54:46.640 UTC] keffals: @laus
[2022-06-05 06:55:18.875 UTC] keffals: therealGod i addressed it in my most recent video
[2022-06-05 06:56:16.976 UTC] keffals: Lauss i was gonna see if demon mimosa saw it yet i think she would find it interestinng but i dont wannna derail her segment
[2022-06-05 06:59:12.303 UTC] keffals: i just came up with a new idea for a drink
[2022-06-05 07:01:14.917 UTC] keffals: i supress gay people into obedience every day
[2023-02-15 08:53:43.980 UTC] keffals: I am the ideal chatter. comes in, doesn't know what the content is, does not care about the content, gives money, leaves

 

[Kees H]

Great, talking about drinks. He's obviously taking sobriety very serious. This guy either never went or went straight back to drinking and drugs, or is in denial he has a drinking problem.

 

[Balr0g]

Great, talking about drinks. He's obviously taking sobriety very serious. This guy either never went or went straight back to drinking and drugs, or is in denial he has a drinking problem.

More like "I went to rerhab I can handle it" without realizing that rehab is supposed to prepare you for what comes in reality once you are out. Lucas will drink himself to death. Also is he paying for Twitter Blue (he still has his blue checkmark)? Or will Elon's axe (haha) come for him next week?