Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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>oxi clean
Wypipo don't be washin' they internal organs. I assume she's not actually eating that and is just talking about stains, but for the love God it's a funny mental image to have.
AY YO BILLQAVIOUS MAYS HERE FOR OXICLEAN DIS SHIET BE MAKIN YOUR GUTS CLEAN N SHIET PUT IN ON YO TEEF TO MAKE DEM BITCHES SHINE. JUST DON'T SMILE WHILE ROBBIN YT AT NITE NAWMSAYIN.
 
Properly prepared homemade mayonnaise is delicious. Give it a try sometime if you've only ever had mass-produced storebought mayo – you might be surprised.

I agree that the kind that comes in a jar isn't all that appetizing, but that's largely due to all the artificial crap they put in it.
I'd say that mayo can be disgusting when it's heaped on dishes like some recipes do. It's also kind of visually unappealing. Stil tasty though.
 
I consider myself unwillingly but midly culturally enriched and had never heard of the cornstarch thing, as if it's a deep source of shame they can only confess about in the safety of black twitter.
speaking of which... what are some other things black people swear by as a part of 'black culture'? im talking the reeealy obscure stuff, lets open this ol can a beans
 
I'd say that mayo can be disgusting when it's heaped on dishes like some recipes do. It's also kind of visually unappealing. Stil tasty though.
Mixed mayo can look like vomit when people don't present it well, but it's delicious when done right:


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Boil a chicken breast and mince it. Add a bit of salt, chopped celery, mayonnaise and mix. Layer of lettuce on the base.

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Boil potatos and mash them. Add oil, lime, yellow pepper, salt, black pepper. Shape them like disks. Boil chicken breast and mince, add mayo and veggies of your choice and make a paste. Layer them like doing a burger.

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Can you guys stop hating on Mayo? its fantastic with fries and needed for alot of salats.
i just cant appreciate it man, ive eaten many mayo based dishes and salads and it never works

the only, and i mean ONLY way to make mayo taste any good, is to mix it with some ketchup for a nice sauce
thats it

well, aside from storebought mayo based sauces of course, but who the hell knows what kinda ungodly witchcraft happens in those factories and i will not be tempted by satan's delicious cum because i know of the testicles that await me on the other end
 
i just cant appreciate it man, ive eaten many mayo based dishes and salads and it never works
It's okay fam, sounds like it's just not for you. De gustibus non est disputandum and all that.

speaking of which... what are some other things black people swear by as a part of 'black culture'? im talking the reeealy obscure stuff, lets open this ol can a beans
On the subject of washing habits, there's apparently this notion out there that white people don't use washcloths, or not as frequently as black people. This is also another sign of how slovenly and unclean whites are, apparently. Where niggers get these retarded ideas from, and why they're so obsessed with the putative washing habits of white people, I have no idea, but there you go. Gawker even tried to forcememe the idea with this typically Gawker-tier article from years ago.
 
It's okay fam, sounds like it's just not for you. De gustibus non est disputandum and all that.


On the subject of washing habits, there's apparently this notion out there that white people don't use washcloths, or not as frequently as black people. This is also another sign of how slovenly and unclean whites are, apparently. Where niggers get these retarded ideas from, and why they're so obsessed with the putative washing habits of white people, I have no idea, but there you go. Gawker even tried to forcememe the idea with this typically Gawker-tier article from years ago.
>washcloths
>bleach
>douches
man, its like a big ol put on show
the equivalent of a country bumpkin trying to act sophisticated so they raise their pinky, adopt a British accent and start pretending they cant eat anything thats not tea and caviar, looking even more absurd and parodical than their actual rich friends
 
>Seasoning
White people cook with real fresh ingredient and don't have their taste buds burned by over indulging in obscene amount of hot sauce(which is also made by white people).
>Meat Washing
Black people don't understand how to prepare poultry, or any meat.
>Wash Cloth
Someone, please, tell them about bath sponges, it's a wonderous invention.
 
>Seasoning
White people cook with real fresh ingredient and don't have their taste buds burned by over indulging in obscene amount of hot sauce(which is also made by white people).
That's another good point: all these "seasonings" blacks like to talk about were invented by whites.

Lawry's Seasoned Salt? Lawrence Frank, a white man:
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Tabasco Sauce? Edmund McIlhenny, a white man:
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Crystal Hot Sauce, another famous brand from New Orleans? Alvin Baumer, a white man. The business is still run by his descendents, who look like this:
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Tony Chachere's, one of the OG cajun spice blends? Named after its inventor, Tony Chachere, a white man:
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I don't know who first created dried garlic powder or onion powder, but I'd be willing to bet they were white.

Hell, all the Indians and Asians who like to dunk on white people for bland food wouldn't even have chili peppers, which are originally from the Americas, if it weren't for the Columbian Exchange, brought to you by European explorers. You're welcome.
 
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