💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'm calling it now, Patrick Tomlinson spent 5,000 USD on a blue checkmark I wouldn't put it past is FAT RETARDED ASS to spend nearly 2,000 USD on swatting himself.

This fat retard vandalized his own house and called himself to send a death threat, is it really that hard to believe this mongoloid finally pushed the envelope too far?

People really give this cow way too much credit.
 
Cocklaunch said:
I'm calling it now, Patrick Tomlinson spent 5,000 USD on a blue checkmark I wouldn't put it past is FAT RETARDED ASS to spend nearly 2,000 USD on swatting himself.

This fat retard vandalized his own house and called himself to send a death threat, is it really that hard to believe this mongoloid finally pushed the envelope too far?

People really give this cow way too much credit.
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You're expecting me to believe that Patrick has the brains:
  1. To locate this Torswats guy
  2. To buy cryptocurrency
  3. To figure out how to pay the crypto to Torswats to SWAT himself
I'm sure he would spend $2,000 to SWAT himself, if he had the brains to do so.
 
Piggy is up and tweeting at 2:30am Milwaukee time. I wonder why he's having problems sleeping?

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that downtime was horrible. i had no one to tell me if patrick s tomlinson is fat. trying to work it out by myself is so hard, because i'm not sure if he's a regular size, or just so fat that the image infinitely wraps around the earth.
 
We missed probably the best day of patposting ever due to the fucking Slavic server. I can't take this shit no mo man :(
More torswats communications up on Owen Farms, the pig is panicking
 
Meat Target said:
I don't think we need receipts, even if we get them.
  1. Only Patrick benefits from getting swatted. It gives him sympathy points, grounds for a potential lawsuit against MPD, and with that, a potential way out of the Quasi debt.
  2. The timing of the swattings have been convenient for him. "Coinciding with the first pitch?" Only Pat would know that.
  3. Both Kiwis and Rascals have unanimously condemned the swattings. Anyone who would hate Pat to the point that they'd spend hundreds of dollars trying to use the cops as hitmen would eventually show up here or there to brag about it.
  4. Pat is a compulsive liar. He has lied about everything else, even in the teeth of evidence. Why would he be telling the truth now? Suck one cock, you're a cocksucker for life.
  5. Rather than be smug about torswats being outed, he's being defensive about getting namedropped.
  6. There's no proof that someone stole his name and used it to create a falseflag of a falseflag.
If I were MPD or the Feds, I'd be applying for search warrants of Pat's bank accounts and electronics. I'm not saying this as a Patposter; I'm saying this because the case against Pat, while circumstantial, is pretty apparent.

And that's probably the only way we could find out either way.
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You're right. You're fucking right.
 
Mr Moonface said:
The conversation that Coonskin had with the Torswats guy:

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This guy offers swatting services for a fee and Pat just happens to be getting swatted 30+ times.
This guy then says Pat stiffed him $250 and proceeds to describe Pat down to a T. Who else benefits from swatting Pat? Who else is willing to pay $10,000 to do this? I know Pat is hateable but he's also a scheming retard.

What are the chances that this guy JUST HAPPENS to be a Patposter and decided to frame Pat for lulz?
I mean, the guy literally swats people and he's saying that Pat is a customer. How fucking retarded are the cops, the case is being made for them. It's right there!

I know it's all (compelling) circumstantial evidence but I'd bet money on this. We just need one more piece of evidence and Pat's done for. What a fucking lunatic.

I'd wager Pat's holiday to Mexico was deliberate so he could go to another country and throw his incriminating phone in the water so there'd be no evidence of him setting this up via Telegram (Telegram saves data to a device, not to Telegram's servers). And I'd wager Nikki is in on this too, the stupid broad.

If the cops have any brains they'd look up the hone number attached to the Telegram and see when it was activated and where.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
You're expecting me to believe that Patrick has the brains:
  1. To locate this Torswats guy
  2. To buy cryptocurrency
  3. To figure out how to pay the crypto to Torswats to SWAT himself
I'm sure he would spend $2,000 to SWAT himself, if he had the brains to do so.
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Torswats is one of the top results (EDIT: AND WAS BEFORE THE VICE ARTICLE) from searching swat on telegram, cryptocurrency is 10 and some years old, it isn't that strange for someone to get anymore, there are plenty of step by step guides on how to get some.

edit : to address 3 do you honestly think the person who wrote "the gay virgin fatrick" on his own blinds to make people think it was a stalker, would have the foresight to actually cover his tracks? Reminder same retard that left a voice mail death threatening himself as Canyon Boykin.

Like I said, people give Pat WAY to much credit.
 
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Broadside said:
I'd wager Pat's holiday to Mexico was deliberate so he could go to another country and throw his incriminating phone in the water so there'd be no evidence of him setting this up via Telegram (Telegram saves data to a device, not to Telegram's servers).
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Yeah but it's funnier that he destroyed his phone on accident by being a fat retard so that's what I choose to believe.
 
The real question is - did Pat hire this guy to SWATT (Special Weapons and Tubby Teasing) MTG? Some political firebrand did, and if Pigsley hired him to SWATT himself, why should anyone think he's above doing it to a sitting member of Congress?
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
why was he so keen to share his journey to New York(?), where he retained legal counsel for $5000 solely to get his twitter account unbanned
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I wasn’t Patposting yet when this happened but holy shit he really thought this was going to give him relevance. There’s no fucking reason to go to NY to meet lawyers over such a piddling matter. (It’s almost as if Pat had no concerns about wasting their time — e.g. making them pose for multiple selfies until he got the shot he liked — because the SFWA was paying the legal bills, not him. Nevermind that was only in the lolsuit, Pat was actually just retarded enough to spend legal fees on selfies.) He thought his trip to NY was leading up to a victory lap where he’d bring the thunder back to Twitter with his recovered account and shiny verification badge. And now here we are.

Lol. Lmao even.
 
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