Software piracy scene and r/CrackWatch

[Lord of the Large Pants]

A new EMPRESS release came out today (assassins creed valhalla, god forbid they crack something worth fucking playing, still waiting on judgement), there is a rant in the nfo as usual
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Spoiler: Rant Text

Personal Note:

To all butthurt men who are jealous of my capabilities, and can't stop having their ego hurt constantly from the fact a female is better than them:

In my eyes, you are no men. You are a bunch of envious weakling bitches that cannot do anything except whine and moan like WHORES. I recommend to *GitGud* faggots, and maybe then you will earn something to heal your poor wounded egos and pathetic pride.

All men are born to be SERVANTS & SLAVES FOR US, THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THIS, THE BETTER. And if you want 1 simple proof before you submit, go ahead and take a closer look at yourself, and ask why your prostate exist in your *rears*, LOSERS.

You might be wondering why the fuck is """she""" sperging about men being slaves and prostates and shit. Well, this is from the telegram group


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I want Voksi back, i'm sick of this mentally ill """""""""""""""""""""""""""woman""""""""""""""""""""""""""" being the only fucker that cracks denuvo.

Oof, that's a heckin' big Chungus yikerino. Who hurt you, sweaty?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

If that pajeet pretends to be a woman and stills all of EMPRESS's simps too, that would be magical.

Every group that shows up on the scene now is gonna want to pretend to be a single histeric woman, there's no reason not to.

 

[bile demon]

All men are born to be SERVANTS & SLAVES FOR US, THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THIS, THE BETTER.

I didn't know she was Jewish.

 

[RVNX]

Every group that shows up on the scene now is gonna want to pretend to be a single histeric woman, there's no reason not to.

I mean it worked for FitGirl. The amount of people simping for them is insane. Even better they think that Audrey Tautou, the actress depicted in most FitGirl distributions is actually FitGirl.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I mean it worked for FitGirl. The amount of people simping for them is insane. Even better they think that Audrey Tautou, the actress depicted in most FitGirl distributions is actually FitGirl.

Exactly. If you are going to be anonymous better to milk the female on the internet priviledge for all its worth.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Empress be channeling that one cow who types things like PUNCHES YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!! and means it with all his heart
Good character arc

 

[AgendaPoster]

At this point I need actual proof the Empress is a T&H womxn, I have some suspicions due to the ungodly amount of seething autism and obvious sexual frustrations

 

[BoglimArchives]

To all butthurt men who are jealous of my capabilities, and can't stop having their ego hurt constantly from the fact a female is better than them:

In my eyes, you are no men. You are a bunch of envious weakling bitches that cannot do anything except whine and moan like WHORES. I recommend to *GitGud* faggots, and maybe then you will earn something to heal your poor wounded egos and pathetic pride.

All men are born to be SERVANTS & SLAVES FOR US, THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THIS, THE BETTER. And if you want 1 simple proof before you submit, go ahead and take a closer look at yourself, and ask why your prostate exist in your *rears*, LOSERS.

Strange to hear someone scream about their superiority while irresponsibly not dealing with whatever teenage rape trauma they have and lashing out at everyone around them because of it.

Round of applause for the retard. Take your pills, Empress.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Just crack Tony Hawk 1+2 already TROONPRESS you schizo fuck, not even AC fans give a shit about AC anymore.

 

[ColonelCadaver]

I told y'all it was a male. With real&smelly balls.

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

>I'M MOLESTED IN PUBLIC
>I WILL RAPE YOU
>I HATE YOUR GENDER

No way this is a T&H woman, it's gotta be some larping faggot. What a shame, I was really hoping it was a based skitzo dabbing on the tranny menace

 

[White Devil]

I can't wait for the eventual dox of this totally not a tranny.

 

[Frog Man]

EMPRESS is a man aka trans aka troon.

The way this schizo types is pure male. There is no woman on this earth that types like that even if all their blood has been replaced with testosterone.

I am convinced they are a dude.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

The writing style is masculine sure, but consider:
Only a woman would be this arrogant and delusional over an incredibly mediocre skill in a very specific niche. A man would humblebrag about it, see Crimew.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I am convinced more than ever on the true and honest female. I know a terf IRL who literally acts dead on like this to the point where I think it's a trade mark of the most hardcore lesbians. She even types similar.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

The less I see EMPRESS' rumbles, the less I believe her to be a woman.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Correction. EMPRESS is the CIA under the guise of a paki man, pretending to be a pajeet woman.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

The writing style is masculine sure, but consider:
Only a woman would be this arrogant and delusional over an incredibly mediocre skill in a very specific niche. A man would humblebrag about it, see Crimew.

Empress is literally one of the best in his or her field in the whole world. That fact is undeniable, cow behaviour notwithstanding.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Empress is literally one of the best in his or her field in the whole world. That fact is undeniable, cow behaviour notwithstanding.

I worded it poorly - her skill is exemplary. However, said skill in something incredibly mediocre - clearing out Denuvo's junk data to fully crack a game - and she acts like she's the greatest person on the planet because of said skill. It's the same as women who are artists that produce technically good or even great illustrations that are ultimately completely uninteresting and banal, or women coders whose portfolio is just dumb gimmick apps and their code is laden with unnecessary "quirky" comments.
It's arrogance about proficiency in a specific and not-exactly-impressive niche. She's not the best at it because she's an unparalleled genius who cracked the code of some incredibly esoteric and arcane problem no one has solved before - she's the best at it is because she has nothing better to do and the scene is effectively dead and all the old nerds who ripped DRM apart to prove they could all got hired by the people who make DRM. Any technologically proficient NEET with the same amount of time as her could produce similar results. The reason they don't is because most of them aren't interested in modern video games, are already doing similarly mediocre things in other video game piracy niches without as much insane bragging such as emudev, or don't want to deal with the inevitable results of when a man outdoes a woman in something and all she can do is scream and point her simps at him.
There are far more important and unparalleled names in modern internet piracy like Xabi but you never hear any insane arrogant boasts from them. At best they humblebrag and go "Wow, I never thought anyone would keep using my stuff for 20 years!" And the one consistent trait is they're all men, or at least biologically men. All the circumstantial evidence, to me at least, indicates she's a woman.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

In relation to the discussion of gog-games.com going tor only, they seemed to have reappeared on the clear-net as https://gog-games.to The old domain redirects to the new one and i downloaded a release from it and it worked perfectly so i doubt its some impersonation to spread malware or some shit. Interestingly .to is also the main domain of 1337x. Maybe the old domain was giving them some problems or something?