Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Wodanaz]

And the SWATs stop once piggy is outed. What a fat retard.

noooo child, the SWATTer is watching and purposely stopped right now, so as to throw more suspicion on fatrick! child stalker!

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Piggy's reaction yelling at the cops was him being upset that they went to the wrong address. So that makes it even more plausible that he had the call go in for one half of the hovel while he was hiding in the other, unoccupied half.

Cops get a call, show up to the address, a really shabby two family building. The address they have is for the totally dark, totally empty half, so they realize that must be a typo, knock on the door with lights on and explosion sounds coming from whatever capeshit he was masturbating to in his robe, and his reaction was "I called you two weeks ago to tell you this was going to happen and now you come to the wrong address!"

So the reaction is as real as we've ever seen/heard him, it's just not surprise at there being cops there, just that they went to the wrong side of the hovel.

 

[Spunt]

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I dunno Pat, how do find black children to grind when incoherently drunk-tweeting at 4 in the morning?

 

[Kane lives in death]

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The stalker child posted pretty much the same tweet 2 times, and yet Pat had to answer both of them, each one with different marvel quips.
I dont know why but that felt pathethic even by Patrick standards, he really has nothing to do in life.

Just imagine being Nikki, you go to sleep while your husband is on twitter yet again, and then you wake up 8 hous latter again and hes still ¨enjoy prisoning¨, i truly want to know what the fuck goes in her head and if she truly thinks her deadbeat husband is a normal person.

 

[poopshoes]

The stalker child posted pretty much the same tweet 2 times, and yet Pat had to answer both of them, each one with different marvel quips.
I dont know why but that felt pathethic even by Patrick standards, he really has nothing to do in life.

Just imagine being Nikki, you go to sleep while your husband is on twitter yet again, and then you wake up 8 hous latter again and hes still ¨enjoy prisoning¨, i truly want to know what the fuck goes in her head and if she truly thinks her deadbeat husband is a normal person.

She's a pilled out retarded lesbian alcoholic just like patrick, she doesn't have any real coherent thoughts.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Jackie Singh is the only South Asian woman I’ve ever encountered who I can describe without hesitation as stupid.


Zero proof, fat, retarded: Jackie Singh
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[Smithfield Ham]

I dunno, man. It seems like a case of "too good to be true." Patrick being his own swatter would be the most ridiculous and hilarious twist you could possibly imagine.

 

[James done did it]

I dunno, man. It seems like a case of "too good to be true." Patrick being his own swatter would be the most ridiculous and hilarious twist you could possibly imagine.

His entire plot to swat himself, get beaten up by the police, win the ghetto lottery and get a settlement, then use the settlement to pay off your debts makes a lot of sense if you have an IQ of about 90. That's pretty good evidence in my book.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

So considering he appears to be of normal weight in that mugshot, presumably from him threatening to murder his pregnant wife and her child, was it getting arrested for that that threw him into his downward spiral of increasing obesity and corpulence?

Is that why he's so fucking fat now? Was that his coping strategy, just descending into incessant nights of Hooligan's beer and bar food orgies?

Why does Nikki put up with this fat fuck? What is wrong with her?

I think we have actually isolated the moment when his downward spiral truly began.

He was definitely chubbier by 2018/2019 but the real change has set in since then. Over the last couple of years he's truly transformed into a fatheaded monstrosity, I can't imagine why with all the fun we've been having with eachother.

I'd say the divorce was the catalyst of his mental spiralling. It's after this that he started to become addicted to Twitter and began to cultivate the persona of 6-figure author, rockstar actual tough guy Rick. Throw in the Trump election helping to turn everyone into politics-obsessed nutjobs, and we have Fatrick's creation myth sorted.

He’s lying, they’re not trying to set up wallets in his name. They’re testing to see if he has a crypto and/or Telegram account by resetting the password or other tricks. Pat denied ever using Crypto, saying it was for criminals, and also denied have a telegram account. Yet there seem to be accounts ALREADY set up under his personal email and phone number.

As usual he’s just blowing smoke and lying like he lies about everything else. You can’t trust this guy’s word for dogshit.

I'm pretty sure crypto wallets require 2FA so it's literally impossible to set one up using someone else's details. atalker childs could be registering Pat's email and phone number for days, those wallets are useless if they aren't verified on the other end, and Patrick is the only one who can do that.

Patrick being his own swatter would be the most ridiculous and hilarious twist you could possibly imagine.

Which, given Pat's story arc thus far, means it's very likely to be the truth.

 

[ShinyStar]

Torswats says that Pat found his account by typing 'SWAT' into the telegram search bar. Who thinks that the best way to find criminal services for hire is by running a quick internet search? The guy who imagines that the best hackers throw their work up for hire in hacker etsy, that's who. Pat thinks the real world works the same way it does in his book - and I guess he wasn't 100% wrong...

Another thought - Pat has got to have a deep, simmering rage against the MPD. He has a horde of people committing felonies against him, and the MPD should have had it sorted within a week of his first complaint. Instead, Fatty has been ineffectually tweeting that his atalkers should wait for the knock for three years and in all that time, the MPD hasn't managed to get even one name. He's the righteous martyr, and the MPD is supposed to grant him his perfect victory, and it's got to be one huge narcissistic injury that they've done nothing for him.

So it makes sense that Pat would have a grudge against them. The MPD won't stop the atalkers? They're going to sit by while the (in)justice system makes him pay Quasi when he finally took matters into his own hands? Well it's time for some super-hero vigilante justice! Fat's going to put his brilliant intellect to work and MAKE the criminal justice system work for him. He'll set the MPD up to commit some violation of his rights, and then take them to court. And while they are there, it won't just be the SWATting that gets brought up before the court, he's going to bring in all the harassment that the MPD has forced him to endure by not protecting him, and then the court is going to force the MPD to finally do their job and hunt down all his stalkers and finally give them the knock they deserve!

In one fell swoop, Fat will rain justice down on all those who wronged him! It's the fattest plan ever, which is why Fat would be the one to come up with it. The only problem is that, even after 30 visits to his home, the MPD still hasn't gotten around to beating him to within an inch of his life with their billy clubs.

And then he takes his $1,800 swimming in a muddy pool, bricks it, and can't pay the SWATting service what he owes them, resulting in two days of non-stop SWATs and then his plan being told to the world.

I wish I could write stories this delicious........

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fatty has been ineffectually tweeting that his atalkers should wait for the knock for three years and in all that time, the MPD hasn't managed to get even one name

The truth is even funnier: They have multiple names, including Dan’s and I believe Boomia’s as well. IIRC, both called Milwaukee PD and volunteered to come in for questioning if there was some suspicion that crimes were being committed. The cops passed and ain’t shit happened to either of them.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

They would have to do it Iranian style with a crane, no gallows could withstand that much mass.

Luckily, I know just the method.

 

[downloads]

This seems like pretty conclusive proof that it was actually Pat right? At least once he tweeted that he had been SWATted and OnA couldn't find anything in the emergency services call logs. I remember people speculating that he had just seen a cop drive by or something, only to have the call show up half an hour or so after he tweeted.

Only Patrick would be stupid enough to out himself by posting about the call before it actually happened. If I read a book with Patrick as a character I wouldn't buy it, no one could be this stupid and fat but yet here we are.

 

[Mr Moonface]

This seems like pretty conclusive proof that it was actually Pat right? At least once he tweeted that he had been SWATted and OnA couldn't find anything in the emergency services call logs. I remember people speculating that he had just seen a cop drive by or something, only to have the call show up half an hour or so after he tweeted.
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Only Patrick would be stupid enough to out himself by posting about the call before it actually happened. If I read a book with Patrick as a character I wouldn't buy it, no one could be this stupid and fat but yet here we are.

That was fake swatting #15 which was posted about here.

Piggy actually swatted himself to make a fake excuse about why he couldn't go to the gym that day... LOL

 

[AnOminous]

As I said before, Fatrick thinks he is a tough guy not to be messed with.

And somehow he hasn't managed to catch a clue from the fact people incessantly mess with him 24/7 just to enjoy a fat time with fatty.

If he actually was a huge badass it was a bad idea to mess with, people quite simply wouldn't mess with him. If someone has to tell you he's a tough guy, he isn't. He's probably just really fat.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

This seems like pretty conclusive proof that it was actually Pat right? At least once he tweeted that he had been SWATted and OnA couldn't find anything in the emergency services call logs. I remember people speculating that he had just seen a cop drive by or something, only to have the call show up half an hour or so after he tweeted.
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Only Patrick would be stupid enough to out himself by posting about the call before it actually happened. If I read a book with Patrick as a character I wouldn't buy it, no one could be this stupid and fat but yet here we are.

also that mainstream crypto services in the US now require quite a bit of personal info when signing up. it's been a long time since you could sign up as "john doe". now you need forms of ID

pat has casus of beer belli against the MPD

 

[TollBoothWilly]

His entire plot to swat himself, get beaten up by the police, win the ghetto lottery and get a settlement, then use the settlement to pay off your debts makes a lot of sense if you have an IQ of about 90. That's pretty good evidence in my book.

You left out getting revenge against his cyberstalkters. Pat is driven by spite. If he got them investigated by the feds he would find out their names and get what his 100 thousand pedo dollars failed to get. He's unhinged. I absolutely believe he did this to himself. He would pay the money, play the victim and get his revenge. But in total Tomlinson fashion he tripped over his own dick and made a fool of himself. Besides, who else is going to pay hundreds of not thousands of dollars to swat Rick? For what? To laugh at his tweets? You can do that for free and not have to worry about federal prison

 

[Broadside]

6. Torswats realizes that the best way to get back at Pat is to reveal him as a customer.

Now MPD/FBI needs to do their fucking job and put the pieces together and get a warrant for Pat and any phone numbers/devices connected to him. It definitely seems like someone schooled him in covering his tracks- the theory of him going to Mexico to "lose" his phone comes to mind.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

also I didn't see this posted but most honorable brotherman @SpaceEdge over on OnA made an episode of Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy show for Pat

CONSPIRACY THEORY: THE MILWAUKEE MOLE

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[A Sunset]

The truth is even funnier: They have multiple names, including Dan’s and I believe Boomia’s as well. IIRC, both called Milwaukee PD and volunteered to come in for questioning if there was some suspicion that crimes were being committed. The cops passed and ain’t shit happened to either of them.

I mean he just keeps changing the story. Remember how he used to say if anyone ever came to Hooligan’s they’d be immediately arrest, and police waiting for them? Then fucking Dan went to Hooligans and put fucking yarn figurines of Pringle Can Jon cuckolding Fatrick with his ex-wife. Fully doxed Dan btw. This was all posted on youtube, on the forum, on his fucking show about Pat, practically broadcast with a live speaker. He never heard any knock. Wouldn't’ a confirmed criminal the police are “hunting”, who’s definitely responsible for the SwaTTings, be detained?

Then another stlaker, Andrew Nodalski, went to Hooligan’s to see if Fatrick would make good on his threat of turnign him into “cleanup” for 911. The one time FAt actually tried to use the legal system to get a restraining order on him, it epically failed because Fatrick actually proved he was complicit in the escalation. And then he lied to the judge’s face about threatening Andrew under oath, and had zero preparation he needed to the point where the judge was making fun of him.

You can’t make this shit up. I know a lot of people here knnow this lore, but newcomers need to understand how comically full of shit Fatrick is. Everything about his stalkers going to prison and being hunted by police is a cope and a lie. Anytime he’s pressed in real life and outside of TWitter Fatrick folds like a deck of cards.

I'm pretty sure crypto wallets require 2FA so it's literally impossible to set one up using someone else's details. atalker childs could be registering Pat's email and phone number for days, those wallets are useless if they aren't verified on the other end, and Patrick is the only one who can do that.

I guess the baby infant stalker child’s stole Pat’s phone while he was sleeping and set up a 2-factor authentication crypto wallet, then returned his phone to him. Those damn dirty stalkers and their tricks.